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August 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
March 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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October 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 5, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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Anything can be a programming language if you use it wrong enough.
March 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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what’s your favorite instance of haptic nostalgia—the poignant memory of the physicality of an obsolete thing—like dialing a rotary phone, shifting gears in a manual transmission, opening a soda can with a pull ring?
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Honestly rate yourself
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Humor: buttplugs
Mental Health: buttplugs
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Memory: buttplugs
Social Skills: buttplugs
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Honestly rate yourself
Looks 7/10
Creativity 7/10
Humor 6/10
Mental Health 4/10
Empathy 7/10
Patience 6/10
Memory 2/10
Social Skills 4/10
Memory 2/10
Rank: Clit Commander
Courage 10/10
Firepower 7/10
Skill 8/10
Looks 7/10
Creativity 7/10
Humor 6/10
Mental Health 4/10
Empathy 7/10
Patience 6/10
Memory 2/10
Social Skills 4/10
Memory 2/10
Rank: Clit Commander
Courage 10/10
Firepower 7/10
Skill 8/10
Honestly rate yourself
Looks 7/10
Creativity 5/10
Humor 6/10
Mental Health 2/10
Empathy 8/10
Patience 5/10
Social Skills 5/10
Memory 4/10
Rank: Punished Bondage Gargoyle
Courage 4/10
Firepower 4/10 (sometimes I surprise myself though)
Skill 2/10 (incompetence might be my greatest source of shame)
Looks 7/10
Creativity 5/10
Humor 6/10
Mental Health 2/10
Empathy 8/10
Patience 5/10
Social Skills 5/10
Memory 4/10
Rank: Punished Bondage Gargoyle
Courage 4/10
Firepower 4/10 (sometimes I surprise myself though)
Skill 2/10 (incompetence might be my greatest source of shame)
July 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Honestly rate yourself
Looks: buttplugs
Creativity: buttplugs
Humor: buttplugs
Mental Health: buttplugs
Empathy: buttplugs
Patience: buttplugs
Memory: buttplugs
Social Skills: buttplugs
Rank: buttplugs
Courage: buttplugs
Firepower: buttplugs
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I'm curious -- if you've got some meaningful number of followers, how did you get them? Was it consistent growth or did you put out some crazy banger? New work or job association?
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May 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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What will we do with AIs that are 1000x more powerful?
Ask the people who are still here from 20 years ago (2006) what we’ve done with computers that are 1000x more powerful
Ask the people who are still here from 20 years ago (2006) what we’ve done with computers that are 1000x more powerful
June 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Fuck jobs, fuck cars, fuck everything. The only successful mile marker you need in adult life is having an obsessive hobby that is your passion
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Aside from the Big Bang, what is the most important thing that has ever happened?
July 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life?
May 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
April 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The Hamburglar, except he steals buttplugs.
May 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Hamburglar, except he steals buttplugs.