...well butter my ass and call me a biscuit
#BREAKING 🚨 Democratic candidate James Talarico has won the US Senate race in Texas, flipping the state blue and defeating Republican Ken Paxton
It is the first time Democrats have won a US Senate election in Texas since 1988; Trump won the state 56-42 in 2024
It is the first time Democrats have won a US Senate election in Texas since 1988; Trump won the state 56-42 in 2024
November 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
...well butter my ass and call me a biscuit
ai told me to eat 17 peanut butter cups
October 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
ai told me to eat 17 peanut butter cups
Me love peanut butter 🥜 ✨
November 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Me love peanut butter 🥜 ✨
hopelessly addicted to peanut butter
November 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
hopelessly addicted to peanut butter
Potatoes and butter being pretty close to a nutritionally complete food seems like a cheat code
November 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Potatoes and butter being pretty close to a nutritionally complete food seems like a cheat code
"You're a smart guy" cut like a hot knife through butter
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"You're a smart guy" cut like a hot knife through butter
Butter chicken 🧈🍗
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🐻 @kodeeak.bsky.social
November 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Butter chicken 🧈🍗
🐻 @kodeeak.bsky.social
🐻 @kodeeak.bsky.social
Good protein in the peanut butter
November 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Good protein in the peanut butter
"butter"
Which side do they butter?
October 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"butter"
Peanut Butter Guillotine Time!
ALT: Peanut Butter Guillotine Time!
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Be sure to check your kids halloween candy, some of their peanut butter cups might actually be a ps2
I want to 3d print this PS2 prototype and make it a reality, its so beautiful!
November 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Be sure to check your kids halloween candy, some of their peanut butter cups might actually be a ps2
Butter? Who the fuck needs butter? We got guns baby!
October 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Butter? Who the fuck needs butter? We got guns baby!
peanut butter cinnamon protein pancakes 🫡
November 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
peanut butter cinnamon protein pancakes 🫡
!["off work late?
hungry, but too tired to cook?
try eleven spoonfuls of peanut butter"
[Two vertical stacks of metal spoons heaped with peanut butter against a white background.]
"you will certainly not regret eating eleven spoonfuls of peanut butter"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih5j4rthy7k6pmkv5l5qfhwk2d5dijx46mwkk2fre5igrq65ez3ia)
I have peanut butter and clean socks- I am ready
November 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I have peanut butter and clean socks- I am ready
What is Holland? / S09E01 The Butter Shave
November 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
What is Holland? / S09E01 The Butter Shave
Dost thou like the taste of butter?
I famously cannot watch horror movies, but damn I still love talking about The Witch.
And butter.
I famously cannot watch horror movies, but damn I still love talking about The Witch.
And butter.
November 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Dost thou like the taste of butter?
I famously cannot watch horror movies, but damn I still love talking about The Witch.
And butter.
I famously cannot watch horror movies, but damn I still love talking about The Witch.
And butter.
a tasty cold brew, chicken sausage, scrambled eggs, and toast with peanut butter & jelly? this guy is off his rocker, folks!
November 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
a tasty cold brew, chicken sausage, scrambled eggs, and toast with peanut butter & jelly? this guy is off his rocker, folks!
smooth like butter 🧈
October 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
smooth like butter 🧈
lazy bear butter dish 🧈🐻❤️ (a.k.a. The Butter Bear)
🔺04 red earthenware, underglaze, glaze
🔺04 red earthenware, underglaze, glaze
October 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
lazy bear butter dish 🧈🐻❤️ (a.k.a. The Butter Bear)
🔺04 red earthenware, underglaze, glaze
🔺04 red earthenware, underglaze, glaze