#AnimalFatFail #ButterBlunders #PlantPower #ImmuneSystem #SatireScience By: TheJestPress.com In a revelation that will have bacon enthusiasts clutching their chests (and not just from cholesterol), scientists have declared war on animal fats. According to a new, cheese-shattering landmark study, fats from butter, lard, and beef tallow have been caught red-handed sabotaging the immune system’s valiant efforts to battle tumors. Yes, you read that correctly: your immune cells are apparently too busy mopping up cholesterol to notice the tumors tap-dancing upstage.