Chicagoans are calling it "Operation Butterfingers."
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Chicagoans are calling it "Operation Butterfingers."
POV: You voted team Butterfingers
March 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
POV: You voted team Butterfingers
Butterfingers JD drops the pass!
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Butterfingers JD drops the pass!
YOU FUCKING BUTTERFINGERS!!!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
YOU FUCKING BUTTERFINGERS!!!!!!
What if Butterfingers were very cold?
October 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
What if Butterfingers were very cold?
The guy has actual butterfingers
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The guy has actual butterfingers
I like butterfingers candy bars but the butterfingers that they sell at the movies are usually stale 😔
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like butterfingers candy bars but the butterfingers that they sell at the movies are usually stale 😔
Fuck me for giving you a hot meal thinking you’re a big boy ITS COLD SANDWICHES FOR YOU BUTTERFINGERS
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Fuck me for giving you a hot meal thinking you’re a big boy ITS COLD SANDWICHES FOR YOU BUTTERFINGERS
The aircraft spiller USS Butterfingers
CNN - Another F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea, the second jet lost from the carrier in just over a week. https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/politics/second-us-navy-jet-is-lost-at-sea
May 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The aircraft spiller USS Butterfingers
the year is 2030 and you need a face scan, retinal scan, voice scan and to answer 20 questions about your family, health and employment history every time you use the computer. but don’t worry your personal data is safe with Butterfingers Corp in partnership with The Dark Web
June 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
the year is 2030 and you need a face scan, retinal scan, voice scan and to answer 20 questions about your family, health and employment history every time you use the computer. but don’t worry your personal data is safe with Butterfingers Corp in partnership with The Dark Web
it’s a good thing we all trust Butterfingers CEO, Meth Pedoguy
June 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
it’s a good thing we all trust Butterfingers CEO, Meth Pedoguy
My job is to check the Halloween candy to make sure none of the kids accidentally get any Butterfingers
September 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
My job is to check the Halloween candy to make sure none of the kids accidentally get any Butterfingers
"Apologies..."
March 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
"Apologies..."
know your halloween acronyms
LOL = licking on lemonheads
BRB = big rich butterfingers
AFK = always forever kitkat
TBH = twix be happening
ASL = all snickers loved
OMG = only mega goobers
LOL = licking on lemonheads
BRB = big rich butterfingers
AFK = always forever kitkat
TBH = twix be happening
ASL = all snickers loved
OMG = only mega goobers
October 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
know your halloween acronyms
LOL = licking on lemonheads
BRB = big rich butterfingers
AFK = always forever kitkat
TBH = twix be happening
ASL = all snickers loved
OMG = only mega goobers
LOL = licking on lemonheads
BRB = big rich butterfingers
AFK = always forever kitkat
TBH = twix be happening
ASL = all snickers loved
OMG = only mega goobers
Butterfingers Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
January 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Butterfingers Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
Butterfingers are an underrated candy
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Butterfingers are an underrated candy
Look, everyone, including Trump, can have butterfingers, it happens. But let’s be honest, if Biden had done this (as with the tripping or walking the wrong way or whatever) there would have been multiple news stories and calls for medical examinations. It’s the double standard that annoys me
Trump: You all know the great PM of the UK and we just signed a document
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
*drops documents*
Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU
June 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Look, everyone, including Trump, can have butterfingers, it happens. But let’s be honest, if Biden had done this (as with the tripping or walking the wrong way or whatever) there would have been multiple news stories and calls for medical examinations. It’s the double standard that annoys me
“Drake drops three albums at once”
Butterfingers.
Butterfingers.
May 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
“Drake drops three albums at once”
Butterfingers.
Butterfingers.
The Ninja has been spotted!
Quick escape Jutsu!
Oh butterfingers...
Quick escape Jutsu!
Oh butterfingers...
April 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
The Ninja has been spotted!
Quick escape Jutsu!
Oh butterfingers...
Quick escape Jutsu!
Oh butterfingers...
Many people ask me why I eat so many Butterfingers. The reason is that I have a condition where my body doesn't make its own Butterfingers, so I have to take supplements.
June 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Many people ask me why I eat so many Butterfingers. The reason is that I have a condition where my body doesn't make its own Butterfingers, so I have to take supplements.
March 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM