#Buy
What $500 million wouldn’t buy.
November 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Big buy buzzing secret
November 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
November 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The billionaires couldn’t buy it. They damn sure tried though. But the people said not this time.
November 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
but buy buy buy
November 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I didn't want a "smart car". I don't want a vacuum cleaner that spies on me. I won't buy a fridge that can be hacked.
It is time we started taking the fight to the tech lords and say we won't buy surveillance products.
November 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i ripped my favourite jeans :( who’s going to volunteer to buy me a new pair???
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Looks like Elon Musk found the one thing money can't buy besides a normal torso
Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election

#DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST

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November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
BUY THE CHIMERA MK1 TODAY!!!
November 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Go vote. Because Elon and the fascist tech billionaires trying to buy our democracy wouldn’t want you to. 🗳️ 🇺🇸

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November 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Good morning 😘
Buy me breakfast?
November 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I dont even know how he's doing it but this man is amazing.

Buy him a drink or 6.
Reminder that if you appreciate my coverage and would like to buy me a drink, you can do so here: buymeacoffee.com/atrupar

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November 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I'm just gonna say it...the way preparedness is used in the US is not for the sake of preparation but to drive consumerism and capitalism. Folks running out to buy buy buy and hoard hoard hoard.
November 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If you're in line to buy champagne...
November 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Yet More Tracy!
buy her plush doll here: www.makeship.com/products/tra...
November 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Elon Musk every two years attempting to buy election outcomes
Impotent Man Holds Press Conference to Reveal Flaccid Penis
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ross you got 60 Minuted on your damn 60 Minutes piece. It’s like if someone made Pat Sajak buy a vowel from them
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Buy this man a damn coffee!!!
@atrupar.com is doing the Lord’s work by staring directly into the dementia induced abyss so the rest of us can just catch the absurd highlights.

Not sure coffee is strong enough for this shift but he definitely earned it. Pls buy him a coffee if you can:

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November 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
SHIT
GOTTA BUY A COWBOY HAT NOW
TEXAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
You can buy about 2595 bananas with your $519 Walmart gift card, but the max you can buy is 25 bananas at a time. Something to keep in mind.
October 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
- Imagine yourself hungry, and you can't afford to buy food! - Okay, imagine you can't speak?

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November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Can I buy ram yet?
Good morning everyone, tech stocks are crashing hard
October 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Every teacher is forced to beg parents to buy things like folders and composition books and white boards and other classroom staples that should be provided. They ask friends and family to forego Christmas presents and just buy things for their classrooms.
November 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Would you buy sam's 1x1 little tiny pants? 🥺
November 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM