MAGA Martial Law in the nation’s capital.
November 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
MAGA Martial Law in the nation’s capital.
Bain Capital Acquires Tibetan Buddhism For $35 Million https://theonion.com/bain-capital-acquires-tibetan-buddhism-for-35-million/
November 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Bain Capital Acquires Tibetan Buddhism For $35 Million https://theonion.com/bain-capital-acquires-tibetan-buddhism-for-35-million/
Dawg with capital D
Medium-sized Bartholomew County, IN (Columbus) was Trump+20 in its 2024 EV. Beau Bayh is winning its EV by 19
November 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dawg with capital D
How democrats storm the capital.
November 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
How democrats storm the capital.
With a capital C
November 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
With a capital C
Dynamic pricing, especially in the theater, is now a capital crime.
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Dynamic pricing, especially in the theater, is now a capital crime.
Capital L for LOSERS👏💥
November 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Capital L for LOSERS👏💥
(WSJ) - Democratic-socialist mayors are set to run the two largest U.S. cities and the nation’s capital ..
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November 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
(WSJ) - Democratic-socialist mayors are set to run the two largest U.S. cities and the nation’s capital ..
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sam altman + capital punishment when 😍😍😍😍😍
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
sam altman + capital punishment when 😍😍😍😍😍
One of London's most iconic festive sights is back.
Regent Street’s angels are bringing a little extra sparkle to the capital and giving everyone a reason to look up.
Christmas in the capital is officially on its way.
Regent Street’s angels are bringing a little extra sparkle to the capital and giving everyone a reason to look up.
Christmas in the capital is officially on its way.
November 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
One of London's most iconic festive sights is back.
Regent Street’s angels are bringing a little extra sparkle to the capital and giving everyone a reason to look up.
Christmas in the capital is officially on its way.
Regent Street’s angels are bringing a little extra sparkle to the capital and giving everyone a reason to look up.
Christmas in the capital is officially on its way.
Capital R Rest Day feels so good.
November 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Capital R Rest Day feels so good.
REPUBLICAN MAGA CONGRESSMAN RATS ABANDON THE CAPITAL AND DONALD TRUMP'S SINKING SHIP THE TRUMPTANNIC !
November 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
REPUBLICAN MAGA CONGRESSMAN RATS ABANDON THE CAPITAL AND DONALD TRUMP'S SINKING SHIP THE TRUMPTANNIC !
As a final act, California’s governor spared more than 500 people from capital punishment.
Gavin Newsom has commuted the largest death row in the Western Hemisphere
As a final act, California's governor spared more than 500 people from capital punishment.
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November 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
As a final act, California’s governor spared more than 500 people from capital punishment.
Perhaps newly Democrats will be blocked from entering the US Capital building?
November 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Perhaps newly Democrats will be blocked from entering the US Capital building?
She's a cunt with a capital 'C'
Puffy Orange Letter C
ALT: Puffy Orange Letter C
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November 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
She's a cunt with a capital 'C'
I also like Tim Walz's formulation: "You don't win elections to bank political capital – you win elections to burn political capital and improve lives."
November 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I also like Tim Walz's formulation: "You don't win elections to bank political capital – you win elections to burn political capital and improve lives."
And the nation’s capital!!
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
And the nation’s capital!!
Tim Walz: the point of accumulating political capital is to burn it doing things to make people lives better.
November 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Tim Walz: the point of accumulating political capital is to burn it doing things to make people lives better.
Austin, capital de Texas.
Austin, Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator. #midterms2026 #election2026
November 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Austin, capital de Texas.
Do you think I’m going to be happy when Bob Dylan dies? It’s not a capital crime to be a bad musician.
hey spencer on a serious note you should probably not post when he dies. just for like one day, that day in particular, put the haterate down. something to consider.
November 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Do you think I’m going to be happy when Bob Dylan dies? It’s not a capital crime to be a bad musician.
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
November 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
You should be able to send Steve Kornacki snacks and medicine like capital city sponsors in The Hunger Games
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You should be able to send Steve Kornacki snacks and medicine like capital city sponsors in The Hunger Games