Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...
wikimedia commons category "abandoned shopping carts"
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
wikimedia commons category "abandoned shopping carts"
I don’t care what any of you Ontarians say about Calgary. Luggage carts are free here!
December 28, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I don’t care what any of you Ontarians say about Calgary. Luggage carts are free here!
There is nothing okay about seeing abandoned lawnmowers and food carts.
The people gone.
Disappeared by our government.
The people gone.
Disappeared by our government.
July 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There is nothing okay about seeing abandoned lawnmowers and food carts.
The people gone.
Disappeared by our government.
The people gone.
Disappeared by our government.
September 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The Bluesky moderators don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral.
May 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The Bluesky moderators don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral.
PLOT TWIST: Republican candidates are now hiding in food carts when JD Vance shows up campaigning for them.
September 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
PLOT TWIST: Republican candidates are now hiding in food carts when JD Vance shows up campaigning for them.
god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers
shoutouts to this skeleton who is in awe of loose nintendo switch carts
July 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
shoutouts to this skeleton who is in awe of loose nintendo switch carts
god gives his rattliest shopping carts to his most impatient soldiers
April 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
god gives his rattliest shopping carts to his most impatient soldiers
And sleep in "subway carts"?
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
And sleep in "subway carts"?
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
me: i’m back
carts: *cheer wildly*
carts: *cheer wildly*
August 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me: i’m back
carts: *cheer wildly*
carts: *cheer wildly*
Chicago cyclists are buying out tamale carts to keep vendors home and safe from ICE. blockclubchi.co/42KQ57O
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chicago cyclists are buying out tamale carts to keep vendors home and safe from ICE. blockclubchi.co/42KQ57O
WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SHOPPING CARTS
Gotta wonder about the value and wisdom of "there is a shopping cart on fire" news updates in the paper of record
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SHOPPING CARTS
Golf carts are used by disabled veterans or elderly veterans who have trouble walking at VA hospitals. They are unavailable right now because of sending cuts. But you know who has plenty of golf carts to use just because he's lazy? The hateful, irresponsible clown behind those cuts.
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Golf carts are used by disabled veterans or elderly veterans who have trouble walking at VA hospitals. They are unavailable right now because of sending cuts. But you know who has plenty of golf carts to use just because he's lazy? The hateful, irresponsible clown behind those cuts.
I like presidents that don't hide in catering carts.
August 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I like presidents that don't hide in catering carts.
“Four aisles and seven carts ago . . .”
June 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“Four aisles and seven carts ago . . .”
BREAKING: Criminals are reportedly using catering carts to sneak other criminals into America
August 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
BREAKING: Criminals are reportedly using catering carts to sneak other criminals into America
Incredible to be so racist you accidentally invent halal carts
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Incredible to be so racist you accidentally invent halal carts
the shopping carts at costco should have turn signals
August 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
the shopping carts at costco should have turn signals
I prefer presidents who don't hide in catering carts.
August 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I prefer presidents who don't hide in catering carts.
just been on my mind #makeaterriblecomicday2024
June 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
just been on my mind #makeaterriblecomicday2024
Trump is saving Los Angeles from vicious roaming **checks notes** food carts
Nothing more LA than this woman selling dirty dogs in between rubber bullets and tear gas
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trump is saving Los Angeles from vicious roaming **checks notes** food carts