#CATHOLICS
Catholics, Jews, and blacks apparently don’t count
A large portion of our pundit class thinks that democrats only started being religious in 2026 and it shows what a tiny epistemic bubble they inhabit
November 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Around the globe, Catholics mourn their loss.
“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.”

Sean Hannity makes it perfectly clear that Trump comes before everything, even his religion. But remember, it’s not a cult.
November 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
congratulations to Catholics
“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.”

Sean Hannity makes it perfectly clear that Trump comes before everything, even his religion. But remember, it’s not a cult.
November 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The funniest thing is that Ross thinks real Catholics believe in the afterlife
Ross trying to explain Catholic afterlife theology to Trump is, to steal a phrase from the poet Jackson Lamb, like trying to explain Norway to a dog.
November 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Catholics would rather do science than go to therapy
November 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
At first didn't realise that was someone's name and thought you were innovating slurs for Catholics.
November 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Or how Vance and Douthat and his fellow adult convert freaks are treated as the real Catholics, and not the deeply normielib cradle Catholics who wildly number them.
November 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Yes and conservatives Catholics cannot conceive of a pro-choice religious Catholic. It doesn't count to them.
November 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Tradcaths, Charismatic Catholics...
lmao “catholic extremist” how does that even happen? that’s like saying you got radicalized by c-span
The Little Rascals star turned "Catholic extremist" Bug Hall would like you to help pay for his sixth child, please.
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November 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Catholics are inherently papist
November 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Catholics, applaud!
November 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Most far-right Catholics aren't even following Catholic doctrine anymore.   Many have schismed from the Church.
November 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
That’s fair. No Catholics of good character consider him to be one either.
November 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
😂😂 finally something they can agree on!! Catholics didn’t consider him Catholic either
November 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Those Catholics need to visit Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Boston, Cleveland, Buffalo etc.

Growing up in the Rust Belt, I was absolutely boggled when I finally met some WASP-adjacent Catholics and they were indistinguishable from their megachurch-attending neighbors.
November 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This is how a lifelong mass-goer Catholic like Biden can be dismissed as "not religious:" he rejects all the bigoted stuff that right wing catholics believe. And how a guy like Trump, whose moral philosophy is literally Satanic, codes as "religious"
November 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
He and the rest of the fake Catholics in the Admin should be excommunicated for ICE alone.
November 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The short answer is the Catholics are at it again
November 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Catholics: "Wait, you were Catholic?"
November 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Wild that Hannity and Fox News would do this to push Catholics towards the evangelical MAGA support base.
November 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Yeah, I grew up around a lot of progressive Catholics and some Machine Democratic Catholics (I'm from Chicago) and evidently they don't exist. It's always a surprise to me.
November 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Lucky Catholics
November 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The more interesting moral question, for me, is whether I can forgive this guy and my fellow Catholics for voting for this guy. I ought to. And remember: for Catholics, forgiveness does not remove the need for confession, penance, and reform. "Forgiven, forgotten" is not the deal.
Wow — Trump says that before the judgment of God he could not forgive Comey and Pelosi and that he will always hate his enemies
November 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Catholics everywhere are celebrating !
November 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM