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August 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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“Bag of chips and a piece of hake, please”
“Bag of what?”
“Chips”
“Never heard of them”
“Bag of what?”
“Chips”
“Never heard of them”
October 29, 2024 at 7:24 AM
“Bag of chips and a piece of hake, please”
“Bag of what?”
“Chips”
“Never heard of them”
“Bag of what?”
“Chips”
“Never heard of them”
Much needed stop in Pedro's cafe in between interviews and doorknocking! Thanks for the chips 💚
September 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Much needed stop in Pedro's cafe in between interviews and doorknocking! Thanks for the chips 💚
The chips are back, bitch!
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The chips are back, bitch!
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
September 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
The Ravens came later for breakfast this morning and it is the first morning I have been cold sat with them for a while. They had some egg and suet and then Chips had a little clack at me before Gravy came to groom him. It seems to always be Gravy grooming Chips!! Just look at Chips face! 😊
September 25, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The Ravens came later for breakfast this morning and it is the first morning I have been cold sat with them for a while. They had some egg and suet and then Chips had a little clack at me before Gravy came to groom him. It seems to always be Gravy grooming Chips!! Just look at Chips face! 😊
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips.
Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.
Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.
May 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips.
Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.
Me: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.
gnt eu não aguento mais não aguentar mais
a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
ALT: a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
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September 10, 2024 at 2:41 PM
gnt eu não aguento mais não aguentar mais
A panel I drew of Chips about to whoop her brother's ass.
September 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A panel I drew of Chips about to whoop her brother's ass.
Just couldn’t resist making home made chips 😋
April 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Just couldn’t resist making home made chips 😋
had a spare and fairly large russet potato around so i made chips
May 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
had a spare and fairly large russet potato around so i made chips
Zero. Zero days before he exempted phones, chips, computers and other tech.
When do you think the White House will announce that they've had a beautiful call with Xi and the China tariffs are going to be lowered or paused?
April 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Zero. Zero days before he exempted phones, chips, computers and other tech.
pls open his chips
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
pls open his chips
Homens depois de goz@r
a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
ALT: a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
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September 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Homens depois de goz@r
"Chips Ahoy!" is a good name for a cookie because it combines two things kids love: chips, and announcing that they've identified chips off the port bow
March 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Chips Ahoy!" is a good name for a cookie because it combines two things kids love: chips, and announcing that they've identified chips off the port bow
I run a chip shop. Fish £8, chips £3, fish and chips £10. If you ask for 2 fish and one chips, you're getting charged £19. If you ask for fish & chips and a fish you get it for £18. It might be a maths or grammar test but if you fail you pay. Nobody has ever complained.
September 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I run a chip shop. Fish £8, chips £3, fish and chips £10. If you ask for 2 fish and one chips, you're getting charged £19. If you ask for fish & chips and a fish you get it for £18. It might be a maths or grammar test but if you fail you pay. Nobody has ever complained.
Ouch Flavored Chips
July 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Ouch Flavored Chips
estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor, me atropele
a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
ALT: a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .
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September 14, 2024 at 10:15 AM
estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor, me atropele