Forget it Choam, it’s Chinatown
January 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Forget it Choam, it’s Chinatown
I was CHOAM Nomsky for years, I sympathize
When I chose this silly name I thought it would make people laugh, I never expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.
April 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I was CHOAM Nomsky for years, I sympathize
Think I'm going to start describing doing drugs as "accepting a CHOAM directorship."
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Think I'm going to start describing doing drugs as "accepting a CHOAM directorship."
I wanted to talk about captain marvel
August 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I wanted to talk about captain marvel
[bitterly, with deep regret] choam noncesky :(
August 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
[bitterly, with deep regret] choam noncesky :(
Choam Noncesky
"[Epstein] had several ideas about who could appear on it and provide favorable testimonies [...]
'Spoke to Chomsky, he’s all in,' Epstein wrote in a text message to an undisclosed associate."
'Spoke to Chomsky, he’s all in,' Epstein wrote in a text message to an undisclosed associate."
Epstein turned to academic Chomsky, others to rehab image after Herald investigation
Other potential people Epstein considered included deceased Nobel Prize-winning scientist James Watson and Norwegian diplomat Terje Rød-Larsen.
www.miamiherald.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Choam Noncesky
Breaking news: CHOAM Nomsky under federal indictment, resigns as NYPD commissioner
excited to announce that I am now the commissioner of the NYPD
Interim NYC Police Commissioner Donlon expected to step down month after taking job, sources say
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is expected to name the city's next police commissioner as soon as next week, continuing to attempt to project stability in his embattled administration.
abc7ny.com
October 11, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Breaking news: CHOAM Nomsky under federal indictment, resigns as NYPD commissioner
Catholic Church becoming the CHOAM company from Dune
April 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Catholic Church becoming the CHOAM company from Dune
CHOAM if you want to
CHOAM around the world
CHOAM around the world
June 21, 2024 at 3:36 AM
CHOAM if you want to
CHOAM around the world
CHOAM around the world
Look the feed made a poem
March 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Look the feed made a poem
Can’t spell CHOAM without AOC
September 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Can’t spell CHOAM without AOC
ha ha ha, good one, choam!
July 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
ha ha ha, good one, choam!
"I'm not listening to any more Dune takes from a guy who can't tell CHOAM from the Landsraad!" is a perfectly normal thing to yell while making brunch.
May 20, 2024 at 3:02 AM
"I'm not listening to any more Dune takes from a guy who can't tell CHOAM from the Landsraad!" is a perfectly normal thing to yell while making brunch.
The CHOAM Salvage Rights event is now live! ⚔️
CHOAM freighters are being shot down all across the Hagga Basin and their cargo is up for grabs.
Complete new contracts for CHOAM merchants to earn several new weapon skins and a miniature turret base decoration.
CHOAM freighters are being shot down all across the Hagga Basin and their cargo is up for grabs.
Complete new contracts for CHOAM merchants to earn several new weapon skins and a miniature turret base decoration.
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The CHOAM Salvage Rights event is now live! ⚔️
CHOAM freighters are being shot down all across the Hagga Basin and their cargo is up for grabs.
Complete new contracts for CHOAM merchants to earn several new weapon skins and a miniature turret base decoration.
CHOAM freighters are being shot down all across the Hagga Basin and their cargo is up for grabs.
Complete new contracts for CHOAM merchants to earn several new weapon skins and a miniature turret base decoration.
musk wants to live in scalzi’s interdependency universe. choam society.
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
musk wants to live in scalzi’s interdependency universe. choam society.
CHOAM is a very silly name for an all powerful space company
March 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
CHOAM is a very silly name for an all powerful space company
CHOAM, KEEP SPICE PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF HOUSE ATREIDES. DON’T DO IT!
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
CHOAM, KEEP SPICE PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF HOUSE ATREIDES. DON’T DO IT!
CHOAM Nomsky is a joke about the evil megacorporation CHOAM from Frank Herbert's sci-fi novel Dune and the anticapitalist semiotician Noam Chomsky
February 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
CHOAM Nomsky is a joke about the evil megacorporation CHOAM from Frank Herbert's sci-fi novel Dune and the anticapitalist semiotician Noam Chomsky
CHOAM is woke just FYI
We literally cannot go broke
We literally cannot go broke
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
CHOAM is woke just FYI
We literally cannot go broke
We literally cannot go broke
There's no business
Like CHOAM business
Like no business I know!
Everything about it is appealing!
Everything the spacer's guild allows!
Like CHOAM business
Like no business I know!
Everything about it is appealing!
Everything the spacer's guild allows!
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There's no business
Like CHOAM business
Like no business I know!
Everything about it is appealing!
Everything the spacer's guild allows!
Like CHOAM business
Like no business I know!
Everything about it is appealing!
Everything the spacer's guild allows!