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you know i'm right
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www.itsallcyber.baby
September 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
analalichegedis.bsky.social
Direktor Jovine gimnazije, čiji su učenici jutros blokirali školu, kleči i moli se. Ok, povremeno i telefonira, kad ga Svevisnji cimne na kratko … Dobro jutro i faljenisusimarija
December 16, 2024 at 8:28 AM
vjeky.eurosky.social
Kako je super kad te pas cimne za lajnu dok si na black ice.
Srecom imam debelu guzicu
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
vjeky.eurosky.social
Naravno da me danas, kad sam pokocen i doslovce nezainteresiran za seks, cimne lik s kojim se bezuspješno lovim vec tjednima.
Fuck you universe
July 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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🧵 Scientists create living tissues capable of changing shape in a programmed manner

Researchers at #IBEC, UPC and CIMNE have developed a new strategy to “program” the shape of biological tissues in vitro.
April 17, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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👋🏽 We’re thrilled to welcome Prof. Michael Ortiz to Barcelona!

As of April, he’s now onsite at CIMNE to lead the @UNESCO Chair in Numerical Methods in Engineering of CIMNE and @upc.edu

Why this matters👉 ja.cat/0TwEd
An office setting with two distinguished academics shaking hands. Dr. Javier Bonet (left), General Director of CIMNE, wears a pink shirt, while Prof. Michael Ortiz, an expert in computational mechanics, dons a blue striped shirt. The backdrop features bookshelves with framed photos, trophies, and awards, highlighting the scholarly environment. The moment marks Prof. Ortiz's arrival in Barcelona to physically lead the UNESCO Chair in Numerical Methods in Engineering at CIMNE and UPC, focusing on groundbreaking research in Quantum Computational Mechanics and Data-Enhanced Simulation
April 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
savamala.bsky.social
lik koji ide sa ženom u mup da registruje kola (valjda su zajedno pametniji), cimne ga psihopata, baš kada je bio u menjačnici (!)
i kao hoćeš da budeš premijer, ko, ja - da da ti, jao pa mogao bi.
lik koji registruje auto u mupu i nosi evre da plati registraciju.
March 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
cyberbosanka.bsky.social
E da mi je neko rekao da će ovo biti problem, a jeste.
Komšinica u zgradi me često cimne da joj popunim nešto, slabo vidi i slabo može pisati. I sad išla, uplatnicu joj popunjavala. Ali ona puši i stan je zadimljen i evo sad sam se vratila isto ono kao iz kafane kad uđeš, sva smrdim jbt.
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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Rebem la Hble. consellera de Recerca i Universitats, Núria Montserrat, per tractar el paper de la recerca computacional i la transferència tecnològica per abordar reptes de futur.

Com a centre @cerca.cat, posem la innovació al servei del país.

📰 ja.cat/CCpWV
Primer pla de la consellera Montserrat, durant la visita d'avui al CIMNE. Al fons s'aprecia, mig difuminat, el logotip del CIMNE i les referències al consorci que el conforma: Generalitat de Catalunya i Universitat Politècnica de Catalunya (UPC). El professor Javier Bonet, director general del CIMNE acompanya la consellera Montserrat en l'inici de la visita. El Dr. Bonet, director del CIMNE, dona la benvinguda a la consellera Montserrat, qui presideix una taula de treball en format d'U.
January 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
silvija.bsky.social
Mene ti cimne onaj krešendo kad obični motor na cesti ubrzava jer me podsjeti na sirene. Na Warntag 🙄 imam full body reaction i moram priznat da je ok reć si da ti je negdje u tijelu spremljena trauma i da to uopće nije čudno s obzirom na uvjete i jebiga eto.

🫂
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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🌍🗣️ ¡No te pierdas el V Simposio Internacional de Aulas CIMNE!

📅 20-23 mayo 2025 💻 Virtual
🎯 Innovaciones en métodos numéricos
📺 Streaming abierto
👥 Organizado por líderes internacionales

🔗 www.cimne.com/vnews/12253/...
Banner promocional del V Simposio de Aulas y Curso Tdyn del CIMNE, celebrado virtualmente del 20 al 23 de mayo de 2025. El diseño presenta un fondo degradado que pasa del azul al verde, con una sutil ilustración de un mapamundi. Un texto blanco en negrita anuncia el nombre del evento, mientras que la frase «Evento Virtual» subraya su naturaleza en línea. En la parte inferior aparecen los logotipos de CIMNE y Red Aulas CIMNE.
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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✈️💡Last week, a delegation from CIMNE visited the Beijing Institute of Aeronautical Materials (BIAM) and the Chinese Aeronautical Establishment (CAE) in Beijing to advance joint research in aeronautical engineering applications.

📰 cimne.com/cimne-streng...
CIMNE strengthens aeronautical research cooperation in Beijing | CIMNE
Last week, a delegation from CIMNE (International Centre for Numerical Methods in Engineering) visited BIAM (Beijing Institute of Aeronautical Materials) and CA
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July 13, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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[🗣️𝗖𝗜𝗠𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗥]

Don’t miss Prof. Christian Linder’s upcoming seminar at CIMNE and learn why natural rubber can become tougher when stretched and how to model its fracture.

🔗 cimne.com/cimne-semina...
Promotional banner for a CIMNE seminar by Prof. Christian Linder titled “A Non-Affine Microsphere-Informed Phase-Field Model for Fracture in Strain-Crystallizing Polymers”. The seminar will take place on Wednesday, 30 September, at 12:00 PM in the OCZ Conference Room, C1 Building, UPC Campus Nord. The banner features a black-and-white portrait of Prof. Linder on the right, the CIMNE Seminars logo at the top and a QR code for further information on the left, over a light orange-toned background showing a seminar taking place in a conference room.
September 23, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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🏢 Milestone reached! The #RESILINK project held its first working meeting at CIMNE this week, bringing together experts to innovate affordable seismic energy dissipation devices.

Glad our expertise is helping to build a safer, more resilient future for civil structures! 🌍
Six attendees of the first working meeting of the RESILINK project are standing together in a meeting room. They pose in front of a large presentation slide displaying the text, 'Edificacions resilients equipades amb dissipadors Shear Link RESILINK,' along with logos of ACCIÓ, Generalitat de Catalunya, CIMNE, and Luis Bozzo Estructuras y Proyectos SL. The individuals are dressed in a mix of casual and business attire, with some giving enthusiastic thumbs-up gestures. The image captures a significant moment in their collaboration, showcasing their shared commitment to enhancing seismic resilience in civil structures through affordable energy dissipation technology. This meeting represents an essential milestone for the RESILINK initiative, as described in the related post
March 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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💼 ¿Te apasiona la ingeniería y la programación?

💻 Únete a CIMNE como Ingeniero de Software y contribuye al proyecto WOW-Optim para optimizar aerogeneradores.

📍 Barcelona
💶 23.457.64 € anuales
⏳ Inscríbete antes del 26/03.

🔗 www.cimne.com/vnews/3646/1...
Banner de una vacante de ingeniero de software para el Proyecto WOW-OPTIM en CIMNE. A la izquierda, sobre un fondo azul, aparece el texto en blanco: "NUEVA VACANTE Ingeniero de software Proyecto WOW-Optim CIMNE". A la derecha, se muestra la imagen de una persona con camisa de mezclilla y gafas trabajando en un ordenador portátil, en una oficina moderna con iluminación cálida. El diseño del banner combina elementos visuales y textuales para destacar la vacante laboral.
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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🗣️ 𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 Join us for a seminar by Dr Chiara Piazzola on efficient surrogate modelling for uncertainty quantification.

📅 Wednesday, 29 April 2026
🕓 16:00
📍 Room 212, C2 Building, UPC Campus Nord, Barcelona

🔗 cimne.com/lacan-cimne-...
Poster for a LaCaN–CIMNE seminar showing a classroom with a speaker presenting to attendees. The text announces the talk ‘Efficient Surrogate Modeling for Uncertainty Quantification: The Sparse Grids MATLAB Kit’ by Dr. Chiara Piazzola, scheduled for Wed, Apr 29 at 4:00 PM in Room 212, C2 Building, UPC Campus Nord.
April 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Don't miss this chance to join CIMNE, a leading international research center! 💡

📅 Deadline: April 9, 2025
📥 Contact: fellowships@cimne.upc.edu

#ResearchExcellence #PhDOpportunity #CIMNE
March 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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🎬 𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗢 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘: Missed CIMNE Coffee Talk "Numerical Simulation of Nuclear Buildings under Earthquake"?

👉Watch the full session now and learn the latest on nuclear safety simulation techniques

📽️ cimne.com/cimne-coffee...
Geotechnical simulation showing terrain layers, building impact zones, and displacement vectors, created by CIMNE.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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🌍🔋 𝗣𝗵𝗗 𝗢𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗮! Join CIMNE dynamic team to advance renewable energy integration using physics-informed machine learning. 🎓

Be part of innovation within the European "OMELET" project.

📍 CIMNE Barcelona
💶 €25K-30K/year
📆 4 years

🔗 Apply now: www.cimne.com/vnews/m973/12302/
Poster advertising a PhD opportunity in physics-informed data-driven techniques for supporting the European energy transition. On the left, the text 'PhD OPPORTUNITY, Physics-informed data-driven techniques for supporting the European energy transition, CIMNE' on a blue background. On the right, a person sitting outside with a laptop, wearing a grey sweater and black pants.
January 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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🎉 Great week for AMADE at #MATCOMP2025!
🏅 Josep Costa & Norbert Blanco were recognized by AEMAC
🎓 Ivan Ruiz, PhD finalist, received an honourable mention
👏 Thanks to AEMAC, CIMNE & UPC for an inspiring event in Barcelona!
#Composites #AMADEUdG
July 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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💼 Busquem estudiant de #comunicació al CIMNE! Si t'apassiona la ciència i la innovació, uneix-te al nostre equip!

🗓️ 20 h setmanals
🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 Incorporació immediata
📍 Barcelona i teletreball
💶 8 €/h, brut

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Cartell publicitari d'una oferta de pràctiques al departament de comunicació del CIMNE. A l'esquerra, sobre un fons verd, hi ha el text "OFERTA DE PRÀCTIQUES" i "Comunicació" en lletres grans i blanques. A la part inferior esquerra, també en blanc, hi ha el logotip de CIMNE. A la dreta, hi ha la imatge d'una persona parlant per telèfon, amb una camisa clara, asseguda davant d'un ordinador portàtil i una taula amb un got d'aigua i papers.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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🌹📚 El CIMNE us desitja una molt bona diada #SantJordi plena de llibres, cultura i mètodes numèrics!

Trobareu les nostres publicacions aquí: ja.cat/CIMNEbooks
Llibres apilats sobre una superfície blanca —un conte infantil bilingüe, un volum institucional de recerca i un manual d’elements finits— amb una rosa vermella embolicada en cel·lofana groga amb franges vermelles i un llaç taronja, evocant la Diada de Sant Jordi.
April 23, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Evo cekam Nenu sa me cimne i iden polako🍀☕jesi dobar brate
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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🌹📖🐉 Des del CIMNE us desitgem una molt bona diada de Sant Jordi!

👉🏽 Trobareu els nostres llibres aquí: ja.cat/CIMNEbooks
Composició artística per celebrar Sant Jordi 2025. A l'esquerra, una rosa vermella simbolitza l'amor i la tradició, mentre que al centre, es desplega una bandera catalana tot destacant l'orgull nacional. Aquests elements s'integren sobre un microxip, representant la unió de la tecnologia amb la identitat catalana. A la part inferior dreta, s'inclou el logotip del CIMNE (Centre Internacional de Mètodes Numèrics en Enginyeria), marcant l'origen de la felicitació.
April 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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🛡️🤝 Ens reunim amb el Departament d'Interior per posar la tecnologia del CIMNE al servei de la prevenció i gestió d'emergències a Catalunya: millorem la resposta davant d'inundacions, incendis, sismes i més.

🔗 ja.cat/mbj0i
CIMNE i el Govern de la Generalitat impulsen la col·laboració d'emergència
CIMNE i el Departament d'Interior de la Generalitat de Catalunya exploren la col·laboració per millorar la gestió d'emergències, la protecció civil i la preparació davant del risc de desastres a Catal...
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June 5, 2026 at 10:35 AM