im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
December 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man https://theonion.com/scientists-successfully-transplant-pig-foreskin-onto-circumcised-man/
June 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man https://theonion.com/scientists-successfully-transplant-pig-foreskin-onto-circumcised-man/
Saying circumcised without saying circumcised.
May 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Saying circumcised without saying circumcised.
I am not circumcised. I am not circumcised. I am not circumcised. I would enjoy LaTeX math rendering support, please send me the link to the petition.
November 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I am not circumcised. I am not circumcised. I am not circumcised. I would enjoy LaTeX math rendering support, please send me the link to the petition.
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."
Should be fun oral arguments! Starts in 8 minutes here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNcw...
It'll be a shellacking for the DOJ.
It'll be a shellacking for the DOJ.
May 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."
docker?
i can't, she's circumcised :/
i can't, she's circumcised :/
March 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
docker?
i can't, she's circumcised :/
i can't, she's circumcised :/
Getting circumcised in Turkey
July 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Getting circumcised in Turkey
Director's cut
Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.
Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.
March 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Director's cut
Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.
Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.
circumcised santa call that kringle cut
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM
circumcised santa call that kringle cut
TV detective who asks "Was the victim circumcised" every episode but it never connects to anything
August 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
TV detective who asks "Was the victim circumcised" every episode but it never connects to anything
October 2, 2026 at 9:43 AM
practice, circumcised ween
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
practice, circumcised ween
brianna wu denied conversion for being "too circumcised"
July 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
brianna wu denied conversion for being "too circumcised"
I’m circumcised and I take Tylenol.
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m circumcised and I take Tylenol.
the men who follow me are disproportionately circumcised
February 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
the men who follow me are disproportionately circumcised
Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
August 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
invasive cis person: "so are you still like, intact down there?"
circumcised woman: "mostly"
circumcised woman: "mostly"
August 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
invasive cis person: "so are you still like, intact down there?"
circumcised woman: "mostly"
circumcised woman: "mostly"
[airport check-in desk voice] to the best of your knowledge, has anyone circumcised you
[Joseph McCarthy voice] are you now, or have you ever been, circumcised
[Joseph McCarthy voice] are you now, or have you ever been, circumcised
August 18, 2026 at 1:53 PM
[airport check-in desk voice] to the best of your knowledge, has anyone circumcised you
[Joseph McCarthy voice] are you now, or have you ever been, circumcised
[Joseph McCarthy voice] are you now, or have you ever been, circumcised
August 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Stephen Miller is what happens when they circumcised the wrong head
May 29, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Stephen Miller is what happens when they circumcised the wrong head
Ramattra has been circumcised in #Overwatch2 ✂️
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ramattra has been circumcised in #Overwatch2 ✂️
they should make a circumcised dick with foreskin
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
they should make a circumcised dick with foreskin
“This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure performed late last year
Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man
NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised h...
theonion.com
June 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure performed late last year