Ricky: “Lot of pitches for Springs already”
Claibs: “Yes, 18”
Ricky: “That’s 30”
Claibs: “Oh”
Claibs: “Yes, 18”
Ricky: “That’s 30”
Claibs: “Oh”
May 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Ricky: “Lot of pitches for Springs already”
Claibs: “Yes, 18”
Ricky: “That’s 30”
Claibs: “Oh”
Claibs: “Yes, 18”
Ricky: “That’s 30”
Claibs: “Oh”
Claibs just congratulated **Mark Buehrle** on his 100th RBI.
Shoot me
Shoot me
August 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Claibs just congratulated **Mark Buehrle** on his 100th RBI.
Shoot me
Shoot me
"That's what you call a POSITIVE OUT!" -- Claibs, who means a PRODUCTIVE OUT
September 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"That's what you call a POSITIVE OUT!" -- Claibs, who means a PRODUCTIVE OUT
Mike Claiborne takes the microphone and immediately, I mean IMMEDIATELY, mistakes a strike call for a ball. Never change, Claibs.*
* please change, for the love of god
* please change, for the love of god
May 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Mike Claiborne takes the microphone and immediately, I mean IMMEDIATELY, mistakes a strike call for a ball. Never change, Claibs.*
* please change, for the love of god
* please change, for the love of god
Call for Papers - Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Edinburgh’s Centre for Late Antique, Islamic and Byzantine Studies (CLAIBS)
www.themedievalacademyblog.org/call-for-pap...
Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Edinburgh’s Centre for Late Antique, Islamic and Byzantine Studies (CLAIBS)
www.themedievalacademyblog.org/call-for-pap...
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Call for Papers - Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Edinburgh’s Centre for Late Antique, Islamic and Byzantine Studies (CLAIBS)
www.themedievalacademyblog.org/call-for-pap...
Shifting Fortunes in Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages
Edinburgh’s Centre for Late Antique, Islamic and Byzantine Studies (CLAIBS)
www.themedievalacademyblog.org/call-for-pap...
I give Claibs a lot of shit, so it's only fair that I report that he said "inside-the-parker" the second that ball left the bat.
September 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I give Claibs a lot of shit, so it's only fair that I report that he said "inside-the-parker" the second that ball left the bat.
Claibs has been on the PBP for 15 seconds and he’s already called Jacob Misiorowski “Jason” twice. He also mixed up St. Louis and Milwaukee and called the pitching coach the manager.
July 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Claibs has been on the PBP for 15 seconds and he’s already called Jacob Misiorowski “Jason” twice. He also mixed up St. Louis and Milwaukee and called the pitching coach the manager.
a thing to know about me, if I'm posting claibs, it's gonna be funny
May 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
a thing to know about me, if I'm posting claibs, it's gonna be funny
But if you need somebody to gently rib some local businessman who's in the booth to talk about his upcoming charity golf event... Claibs is your guy.
May 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
But if you need somebody to gently rib some local businessman who's in the booth to talk about his upcoming charity golf event... Claibs is your guy.
Claibs in the last few minutes:
“because he’s a lefty” — he’s a righty
“he pops it up” — sharp line drive
“two” — three
“Dustin” — Nathan
“because he’s a lefty” — he’s a righty
“he pops it up” — sharp line drive
“two” — three
“Dustin” — Nathan
May 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Claibs in the last few minutes:
“because he’s a lefty” — he’s a righty
“he pops it up” — sharp line drive
“two” — three
“Dustin” — Nathan
“because he’s a lefty” — he’s a righty
“he pops it up” — sharp line drive
“two” — three
“Dustin” — Nathan
Ricky Starks confirmed in an interview with Claibs Online that he is still under contract to AEW.
November 14, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Ricky Starks confirmed in an interview with Claibs Online that he is still under contract to AEW.
Claibs says Libby looked like he had “no-no stuff,” because Claibs was born on Tuesday and has never watched him pitch before
September 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Claibs says Libby looked like he had “no-no stuff,” because Claibs was born on Tuesday and has never watched him pitch before
Hey, I’ll tell you what: Claibs may not be elite talent, but he doesn’t ruin my broadcast with misogynistic garbage dressed up as “family values.”
May 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey, I’ll tell you what: Claibs may not be elite talent, but he doesn’t ruin my broadcast with misogynistic garbage dressed up as “family values.”
And Claibs just mixed up the first two Brewers batters 😂
May 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
And Claibs just mixed up the first two Brewers batters 😂
The Cardinals game sucks but at least we got to hear Claibs utterly crash and burn in his attempt to say "Higashioka"
May 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Cardinals game sucks but at least we got to hear Claibs utterly crash and burn in his attempt to say "Higashioka"
If you’re wondering how many times Claibs has called Nelson Velásquez “Nelson Cruz” in this inning, the answer is 2, so far.
To be fair he’s playing on hard mode because the pitcher is named Cruz and that’s broken his brain.
#STLCards
To be fair he’s playing on hard mode because the pitcher is named Cruz and that’s broken his brain.
#STLCards
August 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you’re wondering how many times Claibs has called Nelson Velásquez “Nelson Cruz” in this inning, the answer is 2, so far.
To be fair he’s playing on hard mode because the pitcher is named Cruz and that’s broken his brain.
#STLCards
To be fair he’s playing on hard mode because the pitcher is named Cruz and that’s broken his brain.
#STLCards
Claibs coming through: “[Burleson’s] on-base percentage is up over .770”
May 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Claibs coming through: “[Burleson’s] on-base percentage is up over .770”
We aren't yet through an inning and Claibs has already confused "hitting coach" with "pitching coach" and first base with third base. I will never, NEVER, understand why he gets to do PBP.
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We aren't yet through an inning and Claibs has already confused "hitting coach" with "pitching coach" and first base with third base. I will never, NEVER, understand why he gets to do PBP.
I like Claibs and I agree. AND HE IS LEGENDARILY HORRIBLE AT PLAY-BY-PLAY
September 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I like Claibs and I agree. AND HE IS LEGENDARILY HORRIBLE AT PLAY-BY-PLAY
"That really takes the wind out of the sails" -- fuck you too, Claibs, shut up
August 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"That really takes the wind out of the sails" -- fuck you too, Claibs, shut up
Mike NEVER made the kinds of mistakes Claibs does. He just butchered names a lot, haha.
August 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Mike NEVER made the kinds of mistakes Claibs does. He just butchered names a lot, haha.
Claibs was like "he did the smart thing by drawing that throw to make sure Church could score!" and Ricky was like "no actually he was just stupid"
August 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Claibs was like "he did the smart thing by drawing that throw to make sure Church could score!" and Ricky was like "no actually he was just stupid"
An image of Constantinople's 5th-c. population density, reconstructed on the basis of bakery distribution, from a talk today @claibs by Jim Crow.
October 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
An image of Constantinople's 5th-c. population density, reconstructed on the basis of bakery distribution, from a talk today @claibs by Jim Crow.