#CLAP
Slow. Clap.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap

JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap

JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap
hello knicks fans we believe in you
June 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Please clap.
April 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Please clap.”
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
clap clap🍖
August 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Please … clap?
Well this seems like a fantastic plan.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/h...
April 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
please clap

#Cat
#Caturday
April 19, 2026 at 1:59 PM
“Please clap”
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
September 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
please do not clap
New report is out from the CDC on states with the highest rate of STD infections. The top 9 are all Republican states.

1. LA
2. MS
3. AK
4. SD
5. GA
6. AL
7. NC
8. SC
9. AR
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Lights on *clap clap* lights off *clap clap*
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
please clap
May 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I got a bra. please clap
May 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Ass-clap dampening mythril armor.
April 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I have made a Shepherd's Pie.

Please clap.
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
*clap*clap*clap*
Heard Remedy had to release an emergency patch for Control today.

Apparently if the game detected you had the soundtrack through some other means besides a special edition, it tries to uninstall itself.

Can’t believe music makes you lose Control.
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ve always wanted to chant “We all hate you (clap clap clapclapclap)” straight to his face.

Knicks fans: this is your chance.
June 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
April 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Oh Mickey 17 you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my 17 minds
Hey Mickey 17
[clap clap clap clap]
Hey Mickey 17
[clap clap clap clap]
March 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Dinesh is a scum bag. Excellent clap back.
May 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM