Monster in the closet 🐊
July 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Monster in the closet 🐊
The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.
April 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.
Closet problems
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Closet problems
Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
two plushies in a closet…
June 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
two plushies in a closet…
August 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves https://theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-criterion-closet-to-rebuild-shelves/
April 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves https://theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-criterion-closet-to-rebuild-shelves/
A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.
April 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.
raided his sister's closet
August 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
raided his sister's closet
Exhausted after laying siege to my closet.
November 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Exhausted after laying siege to my closet.
Back in the closet for Pride month.
June 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Back in the closet for Pride month.
"mama, my closet is making a weird noise"
*goes into room to investigate noisy closet, hears weird noise, opens closet door, finds cat*
*goes into room to investigate noisy closet, hears weird noise, opens closet door, finds cat*
September 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"mama, my closet is making a weird noise"
*goes into room to investigate noisy closet, hears weird noise, opens closet door, finds cat*
*goes into room to investigate noisy closet, hears weird noise, opens closet door, finds cat*
I’m in the dog house for hiding in the blanket closet. Sigh. 🧡💚
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I’m in the dog house for hiding in the blanket closet. Sigh. 🧡💚
Gina Gershon in the Criterion Closet:
July 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Gina Gershon in the Criterion Closet:
Nyanja the closet is made of glass...
August 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Nyanja the closet is made of glass...
We have two Supreme Court Justices—Thomas & Alito—who have come out of the closet about their contempt for the Constitution.
April 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We have two Supreme Court Justices—Thomas & Alito—who have come out of the closet about their contempt for the Constitution.
As Scooby Doo taught millions of TV watchers: if the deceased villain's best friend tells you there's nothing worth seeing inside the locked closet ... there's probably something worth seeing inside the locked closet.
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
As Scooby Doo taught millions of TV watchers: if the deceased villain's best friend tells you there's nothing worth seeing inside the locked closet ... there's probably something worth seeing inside the locked closet.
Caught in the closet
March 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Caught in the closet
SCIF = Some Closet in Florida
March 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
SCIF = Some Closet in Florida
(Glances nervously at the closet where I keep my extra brains)
September 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
(Glances nervously at the closet where I keep my extra brains)