April 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I was going to suggest Max Cockhammer
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I was going to suggest Max Cockhammer
Cockhammer 40K
May 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Cockhammer 40K
what i want to know is what is the job title for those people
dildsmith? cockhammer? hogforge?
the possibilities are endless
dildsmith? cockhammer? hogforge?
the possibilities are endless
November 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
what i want to know is what is the job title for those people
dildsmith? cockhammer? hogforge?
the possibilities are endless
dildsmith? cockhammer? hogforge?
the possibilities are endless
Over to Chunk Beefly and Turd Cockhammer
September 6, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Over to Chunk Beefly and Turd Cockhammer
CockHammer (2009): All of the scenes in CockHammer's lair were shot on location in Medora, IL in an abandoned mortuary. #TheGoreYouKnow #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
CockHammer (2009): All of the scenes in CockHammer's lair were shot on location in Medora, IL in an abandoned mortuary. #TheGoreYouKnow #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social
Is this the best film title of all time? www.imdb.com/title/tt1436...
CockHammer (2009) ⭐ 5.2 | Comedy, Horror
1h 21m
www.imdb.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Is this the best film title of all time? www.imdb.com/title/tt1436...
I can see that. Very well, I dub thee “Cockhammer”. You get to join X-Force!
No, not that one, the leather one.
No, not that one, the leather one.
July 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I can see that. Very well, I dub thee “Cockhammer”. You get to join X-Force!
No, not that one, the leather one.
No, not that one, the leather one.
Behold... The hammercock!
Cockhammer sounded too aggressive, somehow.
Cockhammer sounded too aggressive, somehow.
January 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Behold... The hammercock!
Cockhammer sounded too aggressive, somehow.
Cockhammer sounded too aggressive, somehow.
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Also, fuck a buncha Trump. His continued existence is either proof there is no god, or if he does exist, he's a giant cockhammer.
May 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Also, fuck a buncha Trump. His continued existence is either proof there is no god, or if he does exist, he's a giant cockhammer.
Spidey: Hey, Thor, why does that hammer make chickens?
Thor: Tis Mjolnir's brother, yon COCKHAMMER! Spidey: Okay, that's it. I'm done here.
Thor: Tis Mjolnir's brother, yon COCKHAMMER! Spidey: Okay, that's it. I'm done here.
December 2, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Spidey: Hey, Thor, why does that hammer make chickens?
Thor: Tis Mjolnir's brother, yon COCKHAMMER! Spidey: Okay, that's it. I'm done here.
Thor: Tis Mjolnir's brother, yon COCKHAMMER! Spidey: Okay, that's it. I'm done here.
Wait. What happened to Potato Cockhammer?
April 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Wait. What happened to Potato Cockhammer?