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March 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
How to get disowned by your family.
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The Cockroach Regime
June 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Cockroach Regime
/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
hottest day of the year
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[SCENE: THERE ARE TWO TALKING COCKROACHES, THEY ARE BBC BREAKFAST PRESENTERS]
DAVE COCKROACH: Good morning!
It’s Wednesday May, 76,000,002,018 AD
You’re watching BBC Breakfast with me, Dave Cockroach
SELINA COCKROACH: And me, Selina Cockroach
DAVE COCKROACH: Well, today is set to be the hottest day ever recorded in Britain, as the sun swallows the Earth
SELINA COCKROACH: What a scorcher!
DAVE COCKROACH: Here to tell us More is Matt who’s down in sunny Brighton. Hi Matt!
MATT COCKROACH [REPORTING FROM WHAT REMAINS OF BRIGHTON]: Morning Dave! Well, the sea is long since evaporated down here…
But that hasn’t stopped every cockroach coming out to enjoy the glorious blood-red sun hovering ten feet above the ground.
Great news for Ian Cockroach here, who sells ice creams
How’s business Ian?
IAN COCKROACH. LEANING OUT OF AN ICE CREAM VAN: I’m on fire
[IAN COCKROACH CATCHES FIRE]
DAVE COCKROACH: Ha ha! Oh dear I think Ian is -
[DAVE COCKROACH CATCHES ON FIRE]
[THE STUDIO IS ENGULFED IN FIRE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidoxow67jaqct7jgoulsuf7gmcjx2lr5isfjzgmkbm6iege2s4jba)
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hottest day of the year
cockroach gossiping
April 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
cockroach gossiping
Check out this cockroach 🪳 #BlockAMaga
December 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Check out this cockroach 🪳 #BlockAMaga
What a vile, sleazy, poisonous cockroach that man currently inhabiting the White House is.
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What a vile, sleazy, poisonous cockroach that man currently inhabiting the White House is.
/9 The classic response is to say this: imagine you are in your favorite Italian restaurant. The waiter delivers a magnificent dish of delicious pasta. In the middle is a cockroach. Do you send it back, or eat around the cockroach? The government wants to you eat around the cockroach.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/9 The classic response is to say this: imagine you are in your favorite Italian restaurant. The waiter delivers a magnificent dish of delicious pasta. In the middle is a cockroach. Do you send it back, or eat around the cockroach? The government wants to you eat around the cockroach.
If Ted Cruz weren’t such a cockroach, I’d say he wouldn’t survive this. But… #cockroach
If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this.
This is delicious.
This is delicious.
June 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If Ted Cruz weren’t such a cockroach, I’d say he wouldn’t survive this. But… #cockroach
pov : the cockroach in my bathroom for the last 4 months
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
pov : the cockroach in my bathroom for the last 4 months
October 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
October 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
cockroach repellent.
September 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
cockroach repellent.
Someone goes back in time and accidently steps on a cockroach or something
September 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Someone goes back in time and accidently steps on a cockroach or something
screaming abt cockroach maid doll. lying on the floor and rolling around abt her.
September 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
screaming abt cockroach maid doll. lying on the floor and rolling around abt her.
Like a cunty cockroach
He’s been ranting about immigration since Brexit and he’s not going to stop now. If a giant asteroid crashed into the planet and wiped out all life, Farage would emerge from the debris ranting about immigration.
August 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Like a cunty cockroach
Russell Vought is a cockroach.
July 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Russell Vought is a cockroach.
cockroach knight
knight 29/99
knight 29/99
September 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
cockroach knight
knight 29/99
knight 29/99
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