Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
I see Cybertruck has a Molotov cocktail defense system.
October 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I see Cybertruck has a Molotov cocktail defense system.
Jim Himes: "This administration acts with an unbelievable cocktail of incompetence and illegality."
March 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Jim Himes: "This administration acts with an unbelievable cocktail of incompetence and illegality."
So are Vancouver bartenders whipping up a maple syrup and tequila cocktail?
February 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So are Vancouver bartenders whipping up a maple syrup and tequila cocktail?
my favorite cocktail
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my favorite cocktail
A reminder to all: Don’t text after the fifth cocktail.
March 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A reminder to all: Don’t text after the fifth cocktail.
shake my cocktail bitch
May 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
shake my cocktail bitch
I wonder what cocktail # Pete Hegseth was on when the military helicopter hit the AA jet?
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I wonder what cocktail # Pete Hegseth was on when the military helicopter hit the AA jet?
cocktail attire dinner dress 💕
(and a cutie to keep me company 🥰)
(and a cutie to keep me company 🥰)
October 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
cocktail attire dinner dress 💕
(and a cutie to keep me company 🥰)
(and a cutie to keep me company 🥰)
April 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I'd prefer driving a car that nobody wants to throw a molotov cocktail at.
March 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'd prefer driving a car that nobody wants to throw a molotov cocktail at.
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
Mysteriously, cocktail service was curtailed somewhere over South Carolina
March 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mysteriously, cocktail service was curtailed somewhere over South Carolina
Phineas 🐧
"Your olive cocktail and swiss cheese, sir~"
Today is the final day to get the tuxedo version as a sticker in September's Crispymail patreon.com/nekocrispy
#furry #fatfur #furryart #nekocrispyart #phineas
"Your olive cocktail and swiss cheese, sir~"
Today is the final day to get the tuxedo version as a sticker in September's Crispymail patreon.com/nekocrispy
#furry #fatfur #furryart #nekocrispyart #phineas
September 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Phineas 🐧
"Your olive cocktail and swiss cheese, sir~"
Today is the final day to get the tuxedo version as a sticker in September's Crispymail patreon.com/nekocrispy
#furry #fatfur #furryart #nekocrispyart #phineas
"Your olive cocktail and swiss cheese, sir~"
Today is the final day to get the tuxedo version as a sticker in September's Crispymail patreon.com/nekocrispy
#furry #fatfur #furryart #nekocrispyart #phineas
Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
Barbra Streisand pours herself a cocktail, chuckling to herself.
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Barbra Streisand pours herself a cocktail, chuckling to herself.
pausa de hidratación
July 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
pausa de hidratación
“I walk with bad man for diamond cocktail ring. But kissing is extra. BIG extra!”
We all knew this photo op was coming this week after Sunday.
August 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
“I walk with bad man for diamond cocktail ring. But kissing is extra. BIG extra!”
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has NOT threatened to strangle more cocktail waitresses. Yes, he has previously strangled a cocktail waitress. Yes, when asked whether he would strangle another cocktail waitress, he refused to answer. But let’s be precise.”
August 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has NOT threatened to strangle more cocktail waitresses. Yes, he has previously strangled a cocktail waitress. Yes, when asked whether he would strangle another cocktail waitress, he refused to answer. But let’s be precise.”