Collapse NVIDIA! COLLAPSE!
June 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Collapse NVIDIA! COLLAPSE!
Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.
People are sheltering at the African-American History & Culture museum
July 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.
We’re past a constitutional crisis.
We’re well into constitutional collapse.
We’re well into constitutional collapse.
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We’re past a constitutional crisis.
We’re well into constitutional collapse.
We’re well into constitutional collapse.
If leaking the entirety of the Epstein Files means the collapse of multiple governments around the world, let them collapse.
They don’t deserve to exist.
They don’t deserve to exist.
June 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If leaking the entirety of the Epstein Files means the collapse of multiple governments around the world, let them collapse.
They don’t deserve to exist.
They don’t deserve to exist.
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
It's called "constitutional collapse"
Can someone let the AP know that violating court orders is not a sign of "executive power. " It is a sign of contempt, lawlessness and authoritarianism.
May 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's called "constitutional collapse"
Trump is trying to single handedly save Russia from certain collapse
February 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump is trying to single handedly save Russia from certain collapse
Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.
Jon Hamm Ooh
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July 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.
Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
I am going to miss the slow collapse of society when it becomes the rapid collapse
November 13, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I am going to miss the slow collapse of society when it becomes the rapid collapse
Have a written record of society’s collapse.
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January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Have a written record of society’s collapse.
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May 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Iran saved Russia as it was about to collapse with drones and missiles. FYI
June 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Iran saved Russia as it was about to collapse with drones and missiles. FYI
the grifter ecosystem can’t survive an economic collapse
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
the grifter ecosystem can’t survive an economic collapse
Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other.
I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other.
I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
If you’re wondering if you’re in a constitutional crisis and that the republic could collapse at any moment, you are.
February 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you’re wondering if you’re in a constitutional crisis and that the republic could collapse at any moment, you are.
This is actually the really simple story of the collapse of American democracy. You can explain America’s constitutional collapse in a single coherent sentence:
The Founders assumed that Members of Congress would jealously and zealously guard the powers and prerogatives of their branch of government against the grasping of an overweening Executive, and instead we got this supine GOP majority that yearns to lick the boot.
I would like to think the Mad King proclaiming “I will continue to illegally raise taxes on the American people until the NATO alliance collapses” would be the type of statement to cause Congress to act, but I’m not sure there’s any red line the GOP Congress has anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is actually the really simple story of the collapse of American democracy. You can explain America’s constitutional collapse in a single coherent sentence:
okay NOW I can go collapse
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
okay NOW I can go collapse
wait nevermind collapse is still scheduled for wednesday
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
wait nevermind collapse is still scheduled for wednesday