today in completely boring status updates that nobody cares about except the person posting it:
I have been on hold with ConEdison for ONE HOUR
I have been on hold with ConEdison for ONE HOUR
April 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
today in completely boring status updates that nobody cares about except the person posting it:
I have been on hold with ConEdison for ONE HOUR
I have been on hold with ConEdison for ONE HOUR
Ah, another email from ConEdison suggesting I keep my apartment at 87° so every office building in Midtown can leave all the lights on.
July 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ah, another email from ConEdison suggesting I keep my apartment at 87° so every office building in Midtown can leave all the lights on.
ConEdison: Your upcoming bill is trending higher than usual.
NO SHIT!!!
NO SHIT!!!
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ConEdison: Your upcoming bill is trending higher than usual.
NO SHIT!!!
NO SHIT!!!
As New Yorkers get alerts from ConEdison about watching their daily electricity usage, spare an irate thought for the AI and bitcoin servers sucking up unspeakable amounts of energy to create things we didn't ask for.
June 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As New Yorkers get alerts from ConEdison about watching their daily electricity usage, spare an irate thought for the AI and bitcoin servers sucking up unspeakable amounts of energy to create things we didn't ask for.
ConEdison fuck off pls ty this week already sucked
February 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ConEdison fuck off pls ty this week already sucked
“ConEdison” Trump opts for the formal but not very formal Consolidated Edison
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“ConEdison” Trump opts for the formal but not very formal Consolidated Edison
In 2023, @ConEdison asked @NYSDPS to raise NYers' utility rates. Eric Adams signed off on this increase, raising the average utility bill by $65 a month in 2025.
ConEd is again requesting a rate hike.
This is unacceptable.
Watch my exchange with PSC CEO Rory Christian →
ConEd is again requesting a rate hike.
This is unacceptable.
Watch my exchange with PSC CEO Rory Christian →
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In 2023, @ConEdison asked @NYSDPS to raise NYers' utility rates. Eric Adams signed off on this increase, raising the average utility bill by $65 a month in 2025.
ConEd is again requesting a rate hike.
This is unacceptable.
Watch my exchange with PSC CEO Rory Christian →
ConEd is again requesting a rate hike.
This is unacceptable.
Watch my exchange with PSC CEO Rory Christian →
April 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I cannot wait.
Wack ConEdison FAST and FREQUENTLY lol
Wack ConEdison FAST and FREQUENTLY lol
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I cannot wait.
Wack ConEdison FAST and FREQUENTLY lol
Wack ConEdison FAST and FREQUENTLY lol
We need to sue ConEdison.
Who's getting that going?
Who's getting that going?
August 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
We need to sue ConEdison.
Who's getting that going?
Who's getting that going?
Our ConEdison bill is $430 this month, which is 4x its normal monthly charge. What.
April 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Our ConEdison bill is $430 this month, which is 4x its normal monthly charge. What.
Okay. . .
My ConEdison crisis is averted
My home insurance crisis is almost over
My solar panel odyssey is ongoing
I would love it if we would experience a *little bit* of a drought, here in NY. That would be helpful.
As the kids say. . . we move!
My ConEdison crisis is averted
My home insurance crisis is almost over
My solar panel odyssey is ongoing
I would love it if we would experience a *little bit* of a drought, here in NY. That would be helpful.
As the kids say. . . we move!
September 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Okay. . .
My ConEdison crisis is averted
My home insurance crisis is almost over
My solar panel odyssey is ongoing
I would love it if we would experience a *little bit* of a drought, here in NY. That would be helpful.
As the kids say. . . we move!
My ConEdison crisis is averted
My home insurance crisis is almost over
My solar panel odyssey is ongoing
I would love it if we would experience a *little bit* of a drought, here in NY. That would be helpful.
As the kids say. . . we move!
I spent a year locked into an epic battle with ConEdison (my electric/gas utility) such that I started recording the phone calls and half of the calls are me crying because I'm upset at being upset at the customer service rep who I KNOW is not at fault
March 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I spent a year locked into an epic battle with ConEdison (my electric/gas utility) such that I started recording the phone calls and half of the calls are me crying because I'm upset at being upset at the customer service rep who I KNOW is not at fault
The only time I thought souls were about to be sucked up was when that blue light from that ConEdison explosion was seen all over the city years ago LOL!
I thought it was time!
I thought it was time!
September 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The only time I thought souls were about to be sucked up was when that blue light from that ConEdison explosion was seen all over the city years ago LOL!
I thought it was time!
I thought it was time!
ConEdison is asking for massive electric and gas rate hikes from customers, a small but not insignificant part because the utility has to pass along the costs of its workers using lots of Ozempic.
February 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ConEdison is asking for massive electric and gas rate hikes from customers, a small but not insignificant part because the utility has to pass along the costs of its workers using lots of Ozempic.
Ye cannae change the laws of physics laddie
July 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Ye cannae change the laws of physics laddie
"ConEdison is asking for massive electric and gas rate hikes from customers, a small but not insignificant part because the utility has to pass along the costs of its workers using lots of Ozempic."
February 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"ConEdison is asking for massive electric and gas rate hikes from customers, a small but not insignificant part because the utility has to pass along the costs of its workers using lots of Ozempic."
my ConEdison bill don't even be making sense, bruh.
July 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
my ConEdison bill don't even be making sense, bruh.
Thank you!
First up, solar panels, so ConEdison can stop fleecing me 🫠
First up, solar panels, so ConEdison can stop fleecing me 🫠
September 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Thank you!
First up, solar panels, so ConEdison can stop fleecing me 🫠
First up, solar panels, so ConEdison can stop fleecing me 🫠
A thin crescent moon shines through high clouds yesterday night (1/30/2025) from the Greenpoint ferry stop following a wild sunset diffused by thin cloud.
#photography #astrophotography #moon #sunset #NYC #Brooklyn #Greenpoint
#photography #astrophotography #moon #sunset #NYC #Brooklyn #Greenpoint
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A thin crescent moon shines through high clouds yesterday night (1/30/2025) from the Greenpoint ferry stop following a wild sunset diffused by thin cloud.
#photography #astrophotography #moon #sunset #NYC #Brooklyn #Greenpoint
#photography #astrophotography #moon #sunset #NYC #Brooklyn #Greenpoint
Meanwhile in Brooklyn
January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Meanwhile in Brooklyn