THE POKEMON WORLD. MAY, 1945:
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog!
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell?
HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog!
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell?
HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.
April 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
THE POKEMON WORLD. MAY, 1945:
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog!
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell?
HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog!
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell?
HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog.
SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.
Conscript Barron Trump and Kai Trump. Front lines.
Karoline Leavitt says American boots on the ground in Iran are "on the table"
March 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Conscript Barron Trump and Kai Trump. Front lines.
mech pilot genders:
rugged mercenary
disgraced ideologue
naïve conscript
Lobotomite
rugged mercenary
disgraced ideologue
naïve conscript
Lobotomite
March 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
mech pilot genders:
rugged mercenary
disgraced ideologue
naïve conscript
Lobotomite
rugged mercenary
disgraced ideologue
naïve conscript
Lobotomite
honestly can't hate bc that's the type of thing i'd tweet in february so they don't deport my immigrant ass and then delete in march so they don't conscript my immigrant ass
March 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
honestly can't hate bc that's the type of thing i'd tweet in february so they don't deport my immigrant ass and then delete in march so they don't conscript my immigrant ass
⚡️Media: Russian conscript killed after refusing to fight in Kursk Oblast.
19-year-old Russian conscript Artem Antonov was shot and killed by his commander after reportedly refusing to sign a military contract to fight in Kursk Oblast, the Russian independent outlet IStories reported on Dec. 6.
19-year-old Russian conscript Artem Antonov was shot and killed by his commander after reportedly refusing to sign a military contract to fight in Kursk Oblast, the Russian independent outlet IStories reported on Dec. 6.
Media: Russian conscript killed after refusing to fight in Kursk Oblast
19-year-old Russian conscript Artem Antonov was shot and killed by his commander after reportedly refusing to sign a military contract to fight in Kursk Oblast, the Russian independent outlet IStories...
kyivindependent.com
December 7, 2024 at 12:36 AM
⚡️Media: Russian conscript killed after refusing to fight in Kursk Oblast.
19-year-old Russian conscript Artem Antonov was shot and killed by his commander after reportedly refusing to sign a military contract to fight in Kursk Oblast, the Russian independent outlet IStories reported on Dec. 6.
19-year-old Russian conscript Artem Antonov was shot and killed by his commander after reportedly refusing to sign a military contract to fight in Kursk Oblast, the Russian independent outlet IStories reported on Dec. 6.
when I was a kid, your options were American conscript with a gun, Russian conscript with a gun, or British conscript with a gun.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Warzone 2.0)
CODASAURUS
CODASAURUS
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when I was a kid, your options were American conscript with a gun, Russian conscript with a gun, or British conscript with a gun.
You are not a cat owner, you are a conscript with Stockholm Syndrome
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
You are not a cat owner, you are a conscript with Stockholm Syndrome
pisses me off when tails helps sonic foil my plans. did sonic conscript him. he's like 8 years old. he should be on roblox. seems pretty irresponsible to me
June 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
pisses me off when tails helps sonic foil my plans. did sonic conscript him. he's like 8 years old. he should be on roblox. seems pretty irresponsible to me
Conscript. Achieve erection to prove youre not woke.
September 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Conscript. Achieve erection to prove youre not woke.
The IDF is basically a post-soviet conscript army attached to a branch of the US Air Force. Imagine if Tajikistan had F-35s and pilots with 200+ hours/year of flight time.
September 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The IDF is basically a post-soviet conscript army attached to a branch of the US Air Force. Imagine if Tajikistan had F-35s and pilots with 200+ hours/year of flight time.
These were Finnish conscript reservists vs US professional soldiers btw
![1B Olena Rohoza @
: =] J The Finns were asked to stop defeating American troops.
“During the NATO exercise Joint Viking in northern Norway, U.S. service
members experienced noticeable difficulties, The Times reports. The
organizers of the maneuvers asked Finnish reservists, who were playing the
role of the opposing force, to “go easy” on the American soldiers.
The Finns were told to stop beating the Americans, as it was humiliating and
had a demoralizing effect on them.
+ photo of finnish soldiers in the snow, white trousers and 'normal' brown/green jackets.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4mkfodqyb7bwlfskay2my5te/bafkreihcs7brybruij4f57p7mbakdtiwf4ye777pv2ava4xiterktkwipe)
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
These were Finnish conscript reservists vs US professional soldiers btw
every time Argentineans post their little crybully rants about the Falklands it's a reminder of the mentality that resulted in their incompetent fascist junta getting hundreds of their own conscript soldiers killed in an unprovoked invasion.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
every time Argentineans post their little crybully rants about the Falklands it's a reminder of the mentality that resulted in their incompetent fascist junta getting hundreds of their own conscript soldiers killed in an unprovoked invasion.
Drawing Steel Day 202:
War Dog Conscript
War Dog Conscript
May 18, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Drawing Steel Day 202:
War Dog Conscript
War Dog Conscript
🤡 Russian propagandist Solovyov raged over conscript filming airbase attack yesterday:
"Can he shoot this conscript? Bring this bastard out and simply shoot him in front of the ranks, as a traitor… But our laws don’t allow it. We are humanists."
"Can he shoot this conscript? Bring this bastard out and simply shoot him in front of the ranks, as a traitor… But our laws don’t allow it. We are humanists."
June 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
🤡 Russian propagandist Solovyov raged over conscript filming airbase attack yesterday:
"Can he shoot this conscript? Bring this bastard out and simply shoot him in front of the ranks, as a traitor… But our laws don’t allow it. We are humanists."
"Can he shoot this conscript? Bring this bastard out and simply shoot him in front of the ranks, as a traitor… But our laws don’t allow it. We are humanists."
unnamed soviet conscript, somewhere in snowy hills
October 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
unnamed soviet conscript, somewhere in snowy hills
Black Mesa + CONSCRIPT bundle is $5.98 on Steam buff.ly/4wRwxLq
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Black Mesa + CONSCRIPT bundle is $5.98 on Steam buff.ly/4wRwxLq
France’s fifteen WEIRDEST tanks to hose the remains of a conscript out of
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
France’s fifteen WEIRDEST tanks to hose the remains of a conscript out of
⚡️ Russian commanders falsify conscript signatures to force them into war.
🧵 1/6 ⬇️
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February 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
⚡️ Russian commanders falsify conscript signatures to force them into war.
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i feel like we are in an EXTRA ANNOYING stage of capitalism all these guys all fake concerned about me like stop trying to conscript me into a dick measuring contest with china! stop worrying about me getting 'left behind'! leave me alone!
September 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i feel like we are in an EXTRA ANNOYING stage of capitalism all these guys all fake concerned about me like stop trying to conscript me into a dick measuring contest with china! stop worrying about me getting 'left behind'! leave me alone!
There was a flurry of activity in the courts over the weekend involving Trump's plan to conscript the US Postal Service into his election subversion scheme. Democracy Docket will be sending my analysis to members this morning.
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August 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
There was a flurry of activity in the courts over the weekend involving Trump's plan to conscript the US Postal Service into his election subversion scheme. Democracy Docket will be sending my analysis to members this morning.
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How soon can we conscript all of the Trump family members who are between 18 and 45 to serve on the front lines of the great Holy War?
March 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
How soon can we conscript all of the Trump family members who are between 18 and 45 to serve on the front lines of the great Holy War?
