Why does Pete War Criminal Hegseth always look constipated?
November 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why does Pete War Criminal Hegseth always look constipated?
Emotionally vulnerable space station administrator x Emotionally constipated ex-pilot [AU]
November 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Emotionally vulnerable space station administrator x Emotionally constipated ex-pilot [AU]
did i lose a follower for being constipated LMAO
November 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
did i lose a follower for being constipated LMAO
im just constipated 👍
im at the er and theyre getting me through these tests QUICK should i be worried
November 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
im just constipated 👍
Not being constipated is the best gift life can ever give you.
November 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Not being constipated is the best gift life can ever give you.
free medical advice: if you're ever constipated, take two sugar-free Werther's hard candy and wait 15 minutes. I shan't elaborate.
November 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
free medical advice: if you're ever constipated, take two sugar-free Werther's hard candy and wait 15 minutes. I shan't elaborate.
Laura looks constipated
the wishcasting here is wild. Inaugurations haven't even happened yet!
November 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Laura looks constipated
the homeric greeks never talk about going to the loo, so we must conclude they were all fatally constipated
In Homer's Iliad, we rarely encounter the Greek word for 'I' or much that refers to internal thought or decision-making. https://bit.ly/4C1lZgk
Cultural theorist Brian J. McVeigh agrees with Princeton psychologist Julian Jaynes' claim that the Homeric Greeks had no internal life or self-awareness.
Cultural theorist Brian J. McVeigh agrees with Princeton psychologist Julian Jaynes' claim that the Homeric Greeks had no internal life or self-awareness.
November 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
the homeric greeks never talk about going to the loo, so we must conclude they were all fatally constipated
I suppose that anything can happen after 2016, but somehow I can’t envision America sending a constipated garden gnome to the White House.
November 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I suppose that anything can happen after 2016, but somehow I can’t envision America sending a constipated garden gnome to the White House.
And he looks like he's super constipated.
November 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
And he looks like he's super constipated.
And now I’m constipated
November 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
And now I’m constipated
between Huang looking constipated, and the jacket choices getting increasingly unhinged, 10/10 photo choice
November 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
between Huang looking constipated, and the jacket choices getting increasingly unhinged, 10/10 photo choice
What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit...
November 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit...
November 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Looks constipated.
November 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Looks constipated.
Constipated poop >.<
November 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Constipated poop >.<
Andy Goram clone...constipated and delusional...🤢
November 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Andy Goram clone...constipated and delusional...🤢
The orange feces sounds extra constipated this morning
November 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The orange feces sounds extra constipated this morning
I love these emotionally constipated beautiful men
November 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I love these emotionally constipated beautiful men
The court system is seriously constipated.
November 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The court system is seriously constipated.