I AM GETTING CONSTIPATED WITH VALENTINES CHOCOLATE!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I AM GETTING CONSTIPATED WITH VALENTINES CHOCOLATE!!!!
wife’s got diarrhea and I’m constipated. she’s hogging it all
September 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
wife’s got diarrhea and I’m constipated. she’s hogging it all
Tom Cotton looks like a constipated pencil.
Oh and he defends murder.
Oh and he defends murder.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tom Cotton looks like a constipated pencil.
Oh and he defends murder.
Oh and he defends murder.
Cute or constipated, you decide.
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Cute or constipated, you decide.
sephiroth constipated shitting in kyoto
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
sephiroth constipated shitting in kyoto
how is a robot constipated
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
how is a robot constipated
They both look violently constipated.
Drake and Big Sean going to the same doctor with a Buy 1 get 1 free deal on abs is crazy 🥴🙃
July 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They both look violently constipated.
its crucial to the us navy that everyone be straight and extremely constipated
"'I don't need cross-dressers in the military,' Cao said. 'I need alpha males and alpha females.'...Cao said the services needed 'meat eaters' instead of 'leaf eaters.'" Your secnav, ladies and gentlemen
www.navytimes.com/news/your-na...
www.navytimes.com/news/your-na...
‘Alpha’ troops and more ships: Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao outlines vision for service
In one of his first public addresses as acting Navy secretary, Hung Cao said he didn't need "cross-dressers" or "leaf eaters" in the service.
www.navytimes.com
May 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
its crucial to the us navy that everyone be straight and extremely constipated
That handwriting looks constipated
April 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
That handwriting looks constipated
Perpetually constipated
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Perpetually constipated
Regular person: I'm constipated
Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing
And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing
And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
July 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Regular person: I'm constipated
Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing
And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing
And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
emotionally constipated fucker
July 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
emotionally constipated fucker
Mike Johnson looks like his edibles just hit and JD Vance looks constipated
February 25, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Mike Johnson looks like his edibles just hit and JD Vance looks constipated
kinda constipated over here
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
kinda constipated over here
wait bricked up doesn't mean constipated
August 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
wait bricked up doesn't mean constipated
Having blue hair and pronouns is actually incredibly cool, that's why the most emotionally constipated people in the world get so mad about it
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Having blue hair and pronouns is actually incredibly cool, that's why the most emotionally constipated people in the world get so mad about it
you come to me, on the day I am so constipated?
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
you come to me, on the day I am so constipated?
Listening to RFK speak about placentas is like someone crying out their final hymn while constipated.
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Listening to RFK speak about placentas is like someone crying out their final hymn while constipated.
The idea of Alastor having a crush is so funny to me because I know damn well his emotionally constipated ass’s reaction would look a lot like THIS
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The idea of Alastor having a crush is so funny to me because I know damn well his emotionally constipated ass’s reaction would look a lot like THIS
Constipated? CONSTIPATED??!! Ha ha ha oh Julian don’t be RIDICULOUS no, don’t touch my stomach
December 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Constipated? CONSTIPATED??!! Ha ha ha oh Julian don’t be RIDICULOUS no, don’t touch my stomach
[constipated]
I shit you not
I shit you not
May 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
[constipated]
I shit you not
I shit you not
I miss his (kind of constipated) voice.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I miss his (kind of constipated) voice.