Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB????
Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
July 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB????
Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
all conservatives are bots
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
all conservatives are bots
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
Oh look, the “fiscal conservatives” are running the government again.
August 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Oh look, the “fiscal conservatives” are running the government again.
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/conservatives-boycott-all-forms-of-entertainment/
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/conservatives-boycott-all-forms-of-entertainment/
American conservatives calling the pope woke and Marxist is a great indicator for people who don’t realize just how unhinged American conservatives have gotten
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
American conservatives calling the pope woke and Marxist is a great indicator for people who don’t realize just how unhinged American conservatives have gotten
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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Gen Z conservatives are evil people
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gen Z conservatives are evil people
Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence
Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...
Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...
From Bovino's deposition: (1) he calls protestors "violent" if they articulate views hostile to ICE, even if no violence is manifested; (2) he instructs his forces to attack and arrest protestors who express "hyperbolic comments," which is to say, criticism of ICE and Bovino.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence
Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...
Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...
Looks like conservatives don't mind cancel culture when it benefits them.
TV Meteorologist Ousted From CBS Station After Slamming Musk's Nazi-Like Salute On Instagram
Wait, I thought conservatives hated cancel culture 🤔
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January 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looks like conservatives don't mind cancel culture when it benefits them.
conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol
June 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol
all conservatives need to be deplatformed
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
all conservatives need to be deplatformed
conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
July 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
Tapping the "poor areas don't vote for conservatives because they're poor, they're poor because they vote for conservatives" sign
the IRA is an unfortunate example of the failure of the non-bigoted theory of popularism
it was a good law that poured piles of money into infrastructure (in rural areas!) and they got zero credit for it from the people who complain about those sorts of things, because the complaining is the point
it was a good law that poured piles of money into infrastructure (in rural areas!) and they got zero credit for it from the people who complain about those sorts of things, because the complaining is the point
this was the IRA, which every senate democrat voted for and every senate republican voted against
March 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Tapping the "poor areas don't vote for conservatives because they're poor, they're poor because they vote for conservatives" sign
The woke mob cancelling conservatives again
April 9, 2024 at 10:59 AM
The woke mob cancelling conservatives again
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara https://theonion.com/conservatives-outraged-super-bowl-happening-in-foreign-city-of-santa-clara/
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara https://theonion.com/conservatives-outraged-super-bowl-happening-in-foreign-city-of-santa-clara/
conservatives appear furious about the existence of black history month
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
conservatives appear furious about the existence of black history month
The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane
we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane
I beg you. Stop. Calling. Them. "Conservatives."
That was a real wedding during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. His reps confirmed the happy couple are irl in love. And yet, conservatives still said the show was an affront to American values.
That Was a Real Wedding During Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show
That was a real wedding during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. His reps confirmed the happy couple are irl in love. And yet, conservatives still said the show was an affront to American values.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I beg you. Stop. Calling. Them. "Conservatives."