November 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
let him cook, maybe it'll happen today
November 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
let him cook, maybe it'll happen today
Marmots: Hol up, let him cook
Alt: Marmots: Hol up, let him cook
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November 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Marry, sir, ’tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
November 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Marry, sir, ’tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
let your 7 year old cook
Conversation I once had while driving with my then 7 year old:
7: what’s a pedestrian
Me: a person who is walking rather than driving or riding in a car
7: then what’s a pedestrian church?
Me: <has to pull over I’m laughing so hard>
Me: PRESBYTERIAN
7: what’s a pedestrian
Me: a person who is walking rather than driving or riding in a car
7: then what’s a pedestrian church?
Me: <has to pull over I’m laughing so hard>
Me: PRESBYTERIAN
November 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
let your 7 year old cook
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989)
Dir. by Peter Greenaway
Dir. by Peter Greenaway
November 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989)
Dir. by Peter Greenaway
Dir. by Peter Greenaway
November 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
tim cook waking up in his beach house in Fiji with a massive Mai Tai hangover trying to figure out why his iphone won't stop buzzing
November 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
tim cook waking up in his beach house in Fiji with a massive Mai Tai hangover trying to figure out why his iphone won't stop buzzing
COOK THEIR ASSES SCOTT
On the verge of winning Mississippi, Scott Colom points a finger at the Cook Political Report and other election prognosticators and says they hamstrung candidates like him and Louisiana’s Jamie Davis by rating their races unwinnable
November 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
COOK THEIR ASSES SCOTT
Cook Political Report rated this a tossup, mind you:
November 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Cook Political Report rated this a tossup, mind you:
let me fucking cook.
dom and nam. hades & persephone.
YOU GOTTA LET ME COOK.
dom and nam. hades & persephone.
YOU GOTTA LET ME COOK.
November 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
let me fucking cook.
dom and nam. hades & persephone.
YOU GOTTA LET ME COOK.
dom and nam. hades & persephone.
YOU GOTTA LET ME COOK.
Put The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover in the multiplex
November 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Put The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover in the multiplex
Steak and haricots ready to cook
November 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Steak and haricots ready to cook
He's only mentioning Tim Cook because of how much $$$ Cook donated to the ballroom, and he wants another ass-kissing suckophant in the position.
November 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
He's only mentioning Tim Cook because of how much $$$ Cook donated to the ballroom, and he wants another ass-kissing suckophant in the position.
New from Cook Political: With more than 116.7 million votes counted, Democrats’ lead in the national House vote is up to a whopping 13.6 points. An absolute blowout!
centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/...
centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/...
November 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
New from Cook Political: With more than 116.7 million votes counted, Democrats’ lead in the national House vote is up to a whopping 13.6 points. An absolute blowout!
centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/...
centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/...
It seems worth note, for deeper understanding, that — aside from Charlie Cook — there's just one male analyst at the Cook Report.
On the verge of winning Mississippi, Scott Colom points a finger at the Cook Political Report and other election prognosticators and says they hamstrung candidates like him and Louisiana’s Jamie Davis by rating their races unwinnable
November 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It seems worth note, for deeper understanding, that — aside from Charlie Cook — there's just one male analyst at the Cook Report.
Oh. So this means Tim Cook is like corrupt corrupt.
November 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Oh. So this means Tim Cook is like corrupt corrupt.
I love all these people, including Donald Trump, being like "oh yeah put Tim Cook in charge of Nvidia." Tim Cook wants no part of this mess. I'd be surprised if any competent person does
November 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I love all these people, including Donald Trump, being like "oh yeah put Tim Cook in charge of Nvidia." Tim Cook wants no part of this mess. I'd be surprised if any competent person does
Cook Piss Report
Two races that were tossups in cook's final race ratings lol (i don't think a single soul in the state of texas thought monica de la cruz had a shot!)
November 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Cook Piss Report
Cook has moved this to tilt Dems.
November 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Cook has moved this to tilt Dems.
Let him cook. 🍽
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November 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Let him cook. 🍽
oh also I'm a good cook that helps
November 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
oh also I'm a good cook that helps
November 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM