Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
Do people not know how to cook umber?
September 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Do people not know how to cook umber?
Let him cook.
El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
August 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Let him cook.
hold on now, let him cook
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
hold on now, let him cook
Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
...let him cook
working on a theory of history called "the worst guy" theory
basically whatever movement you create will eventually come to be controlled by its worst guy, and will likely be defined by its worst guy, so you gotta be really vigilant about figuring out where your threshold for worst guy is
basically whatever movement you create will eventually come to be controlled by its worst guy, and will likely be defined by its worst guy, so you gotta be really vigilant about figuring out where your threshold for worst guy is
September 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
...let him cook
Roomie, The Cook - II
February 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Roomie, The Cook - II
Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.
August 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.
Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇
Enjoy. 😎✨
Enjoy. 😎✨
April 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇
Enjoy. 😎✨
Enjoy. 😎✨
watch her cook
AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time
January 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
watch her cook
They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
if i didn't have to cook for a family and thus have to cook on something of a regimented schedule, i would 100% do "how to cook" videos as a side gig
Cooking can be as hard and complicated as you want it to be, but also everyone really ought to have a dozen recipes that are basically chop up thing, heat up thing. Variations on pasta, stir fry, and roast. More than enough to not have to eat the same thing twice in a week
February 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if i didn't have to cook for a family and thus have to cook on something of a regimented schedule, i would 100% do "how to cook" videos as a side gig
Let me run private PBS, I would cook.
The rescission bill has passed the Senate. Once it passes the House, as expected, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's budget will be zeroed out for the first time since 1967, back when TV stations still broadcast in black and white.
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Let me run private PBS, I would cook.
* clears throat * let him cook
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
* clears throat * let him cook
I'm a good cook! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm a good cook! 🦃
Roommate who loves to cook. GG
August 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Roommate who loves to cook. GG
Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao
April 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao
