[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 AM
He did want to primarily kill the corrupt cops, politicians, and criminals who all conspired against him along with bring the entire corrupt system down.
Sure, a little Bruce Campbell character murdering might be too much for some, and a few innocents got in the way to that too...
Sure, a little Bruce Campbell character murdering might be too much for some, and a few innocents got in the way to that too...
September 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
He did want to primarily kill the corrupt cops, politicians, and criminals who all conspired against him along with bring the entire corrupt system down.
Sure, a little Bruce Campbell character murdering might be too much for some, and a few innocents got in the way to that too...
Sure, a little Bruce Campbell character murdering might be too much for some, and a few innocents got in the way to that too...
HA! See you for Maniac Cop2!
#Riffotronic
#Riffotronic
February 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
HA! See you for Maniac Cop2!
#Riffotronic
#Riffotronic
Cop1: Where do you think the drugs are coming from?
Cop2 (eyes bulging): H'RHHAGHAHAJJEB'RRRRSC!
Cop1: Exactly, now lets get the son of a bitch!
Cop2 tries to eat him.
Cop2 (eyes bulging): H'RHHAGHAHAJJEB'RRRRSC!
Cop1: Exactly, now lets get the son of a bitch!
Cop2 tries to eat him.
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Cop1: Where do you think the drugs are coming from?
Cop2 (eyes bulging): H'RHHAGHAHAJJEB'RRRRSC!
Cop1: Exactly, now lets get the son of a bitch!
Cop2 tries to eat him.
Cop2 (eyes bulging): H'RHHAGHAHAJJEB'RRRRSC!
Cop1: Exactly, now lets get the son of a bitch!
Cop2 tries to eat him.
paul blart mal cop2
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
paul blart mal cop2
Matt Cordell aka Maniac Cop. He had every right to get his justice in the first movie.
September 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Matt Cordell aka Maniac Cop. He had every right to get his justice in the first movie.
Tomorrow, we are launching the Climate Change and Epidemics Report 2024 at #COP29 WHO Pavilion - 100s of scientists working together to fight epidemics amplified by climate change. Open report available now at: climade.health/climade-cop2...
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Tomorrow, we are launching the Climate Change and Epidemics Report 2024 at #COP29 WHO Pavilion - 100s of scientists working together to fight epidemics amplified by climate change. Open report available now at: climade.health/climade-cop2...
Cop1: I stopped this dude and can give him a ticket for suspended license but how do I throw him in jail?
Cop2: Let's form a committee and devote the evening to it.
Cop3: I'm in!
Cop2: Let's form a committee and devote the evening to it.
Cop3: I'm in!
April 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Cop1: I stopped this dude and can give him a ticket for suspended license but how do I throw him in jail?
Cop2: Let's form a committee and devote the evening to it.
Cop3: I'm in!
Cop2: Let's form a committee and devote the evening to it.
Cop3: I'm in!
あなたしか見えないの / r-906(cover) - dongdang
YouTube video by dongdang
www.youtube.com
May 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
By platforming Israel, #COP29 has stained its climate credentials. There will be no climate justice without the liberation of Palestine, writes Nandita Molloy
Read 🔗 www.newarab.com/opinion/cop2...
Read 🔗 www.newarab.com/opinion/cop2...
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
By platforming Israel, #COP29 has stained its climate credentials. There will be no climate justice without the liberation of Palestine, writes Nandita Molloy
Read 🔗 www.newarab.com/opinion/cop2...
Read 🔗 www.newarab.com/opinion/cop2...
A fantastic day hosting Falkirk’s Pupil Climate Action Summit, with support from @braeshighschool.bsky.social 🌍 #COP2
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A fantastic day hosting Falkirk’s Pupil Climate Action Summit, with support from @braeshighschool.bsky.social 🌍 #COP2
"Det står alltså ingenstans i det nya COP29-avtalet att fossila bränslen ska fasas ut." 💀💀💀 supermiljobloggen.se/nyheter/cop2...
November 24, 2024 at 9:35 AM
"Det står alltså ingenstans i det nya COP29-avtalet att fossila bränslen ska fasas ut." 💀💀💀 supermiljobloggen.se/nyheter/cop2...
Just listened to @jimskeaclimate.bsky.social speak at coalition.climateaction.org/webinar/cop2... At 22.55 Jim notes: for 1.5°C, & based on the latest carbon budgets, we need cuts of 7.5% per year from 2024. But the maths for the same budget suggest cuts of 21% per year. These are different worlds?
COP29 Outcomes Forum - Climate Action Coalition
coalition.climateaction.org
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Just listened to @jimskeaclimate.bsky.social speak at coalition.climateaction.org/webinar/cop2... At 22.55 Jim notes: for 1.5°C, & based on the latest carbon budgets, we need cuts of 7.5% per year from 2024. But the maths for the same budget suggest cuts of 21% per year. These are different worlds?
The International Energy Agency says that tripling the world's renewables capacity by 2030 is within reach. #ShareGoodNewsToo www.iea.org/reports/cop2...
Executive summary – COP28 Tripling Renewable Capacity Pledge – Analysis - IEA
COP28 Tripling Renewable Capacity Pledge - Analysis and key findings. A report by the International Energy Agency.
www.iea.org
June 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The International Energy Agency says that tripling the world's renewables capacity by 2030 is within reach. #ShareGoodNewsToo www.iea.org/reports/cop2...
*cop picks up severed hand*
Cop2: Send that off to forensics. Before it goes to the pool room.
Cop2: Send that off to forensics. Before it goes to the pool room.
October 17, 2023 at 2:51 AM
*cop picks up severed hand*
Cop2: Send that off to forensics. Before it goes to the pool room.
Cop2: Send that off to forensics. Before it goes to the pool room.
okay but how many of you knew there was a backshot of Rober т Cop2?
Also people say Robert Cop but always forget the '2' 😒
Also people say Robert Cop but always forget the '2' 😒
November 2, 2024 at 10:35 PM
okay but how many of you knew there was a backshot of Rober т Cop2?
Also people say Robert Cop but always forget the '2' 😒
Also people say Robert Cop but always forget the '2' 😒
And here’s planetary boundary pioneer Johan Rockstrom’s argument for just decarbonization policy: revkin.substack.com/p/after-cop2...
December 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
And here’s planetary boundary pioneer Johan Rockstrom’s argument for just decarbonization policy: revkin.substack.com/p/after-cop2...
Call for Action 4 - We call for government, private and donor investment on infrastructure that withstand extreme weather to ensure medical supplies during crises. #COP29 #ClimateActionNow #Health - climade.health/climade-cop2...
November 20, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Call for Action 4 - We call for government, private and donor investment on infrastructure that withstand extreme weather to ensure medical supplies during crises. #COP29 #ClimateActionNow #Health - climade.health/climade-cop2...
First international event to launch the Climate Change & Epidemics Report 2024, at the WHO Pavilion at the COP29 in Baku, Azerbaijan. Putting health on the centre of climate change! Report Freely Accessible: climade.health/climade-cop2... #ClimateActionNow #COP29 #Health #Epidemics
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
First international event to launch the Climate Change & Epidemics Report 2024, at the WHO Pavilion at the COP29 in Baku, Azerbaijan. Putting health on the centre of climate change! Report Freely Accessible: climade.health/climade-cop2... #ClimateActionNow #COP29 #Health #Epidemics
1997 COP3 à Kyoto - 363,0 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1996 COP2 Genève - 361,9 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1995 COP1 à Berlin - 360,2 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1996 COP2 Genève - 361,9 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1995 COP1 à Berlin - 360,2 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
1997 COP3 à Kyoto - 363,0 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1996 COP2 Genève - 361,9 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1995 COP1 à Berlin - 360,2 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1996 COP2 Genève - 361,9 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
1995 COP1 à Berlin - 360,2 ppm - 24 GtCO2e
I wrote about why the annual UN Climate Conference feels like Groundhog Day. Will we ever break out to a new timeline? heatmap.news/climate/cop2...
This COP Is Just Like All the Rest
The agenda may change, but ultimately, they’re all about who owes what to whom.
heatmap.news
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I wrote about why the annual UN Climate Conference feels like Groundhog Day. Will we ever break out to a new timeline? heatmap.news/climate/cop2...