Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
September 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation https://theonion.com/community-rallies-behind-struggling-corporation-1819566416/
September 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation https://theonion.com/community-rallies-behind-struggling-corporation-1819566416/
Overthrow Fox News Broadcasting Corporation
September 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Overthrow Fox News Broadcasting Corporation
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
os funcionários da umbrella corporation:
vazou disease meu deus
October 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
os funcionários da umbrella corporation:
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
January 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game
June 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game
Trump has dropped over 100 enforcement actions against corporations.
That includes 10 corporations that have donated to or allied with him — like SpaceX, crypto corporation Coinbase, and private prison corporation GEO Group.
This is corruption of the highest degree.
That includes 10 corporations that have donated to or allied with him — like SpaceX, crypto corporation Coinbase, and private prison corporation GEO Group.
This is corruption of the highest degree.
March 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump has dropped over 100 enforcement actions against corporations.
That includes 10 corporations that have donated to or allied with him — like SpaceX, crypto corporation Coinbase, and private prison corporation GEO Group.
This is corruption of the highest degree.
That includes 10 corporations that have donated to or allied with him — like SpaceX, crypto corporation Coinbase, and private prison corporation GEO Group.
This is corruption of the highest degree.
February 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When you’ve lost the RAND Corporation
January 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
When you’ve lost the RAND Corporation
Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy
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April 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy
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Chili's is a corporation, it has no personal values or lifestyle.
EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because ‘personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says
Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says
Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’
www.independent.co.uk
March 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Chili's is a corporation, it has no personal values or lifestyle.
Meta is now definitionally a homophobic corporation.
New: Meta has deleted trans and nonbinary Messenger themes, as well as the blog posts announcing them. Happens the same week that it has changed its rules to allow users to say LGBTQ+ people are "mentally ill"
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Meta Deletes Trans and Nonbinary Messenger Themes
Amid a series of changes that allows users to target LGBTQ+ people, Meta has deleted product features it initially championed.
www.404media.co
January 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Meta is now definitionally a homophobic corporation.
You do not hate the Disney corporation enough
November 26, 2024 at 4:17 PM
You do not hate the Disney corporation enough
MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!”
ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go.
step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this
step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this
April 23, 2026 at 11:47 AM
MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!”
And who just gave this corporation a pardon?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
Internal messages from Live Nation reveal two execs talking about "robbing [fans] blind."
“These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says.
That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.
“These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says.
That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.
Live Nation Can ‘Gouge’ Fans on Fees, Ticketing Executives Boast
Two Live Nation Entertainment Inc. executives bragged about the high fees the company charges fans at its venues, joking in internal messages that the company is “robbing them blind” and that “these p...
www.bloomberg.com
March 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
And who just gave this corporation a pardon?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
Corporation: This is mine. Give me money.
Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use.
Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court?
Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money.
Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use.
Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court?
Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money.
Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
September 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Corporation: This is mine. Give me money.
Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use.
Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court?
Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money.
Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use.
Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court?
Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money.
Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
A corporation can never be a pervert
therefore a corporation must never try to do kink stuff
therefore a corporation must never try to do kink stuff
May 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
A corporation can never be a pervert
therefore a corporation must never try to do kink stuff
therefore a corporation must never try to do kink stuff
Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
