“As you know, couches can’t get pregnant.”
JD Vance: “I would have 9 kids, but, you know, as you know, it takes 2 to tango.”
June 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“As you know, couches can’t get pregnant.”
“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
They both like couches.
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They both like couches.
“Tell JD Vance I’m not here and hide the couches!”
April 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Tell JD Vance I’m not here and hide the couches!”
Sending strength and courage to all the couches in Greenland today, for no particular reason.
March 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sending strength and courage to all the couches in Greenland today, for no particular reason.
On the Proper Use of Couches
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
On the Proper Use of Couches
May 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I mean really. Get off your fainting couches.
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I mean really. Get off your fainting couches.
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
August 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
When did couches get so narrow?
May 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
When did couches get so narrow?
He’s also rumored to be a great admirer of well-upholstered couches.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He’s also rumored to be a great admirer of well-upholstered couches.
Check your couches. Nobody has seen or heard from JD Vance
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Check your couches. Nobody has seen or heard from JD Vance
Tiny chimera!
The terror of couches and curtains everywhere~
The terror of couches and curtains everywhere~
May 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tiny chimera!
The terror of couches and curtains everywhere~
The terror of couches and curtains everywhere~
Crush Six Billion Couches
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Crush Six Billion Couches
Couches.
Trophies.
Popes.
India.
Stay away from him as far as you can.
He's the walking "Final Destination"
Trophies.
Popes.
India.
Stay away from him as far as you can.
He's the walking "Final Destination"
May 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Couches.
Trophies.
Popes.
India.
Stay away from him as far as you can.
He's the walking "Final Destination"
Trophies.
Popes.
India.
Stay away from him as far as you can.
He's the walking "Final Destination"
"Throwing the meat sandwich at point blank range" sounds like what JD Vance does to couches.
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Throwing the meat sandwich at point blank range" sounds like what JD Vance does to couches.
this is why I need two couches
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
this is why I need two couches
two couches right there and they choose the table smh XD
September 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
two couches right there and they choose the table smh XD
Crushing couches with your crush!
June 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Crushing couches with your crush!
So it’s not just the couches?
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So it’s not just the couches?
Plastic wrap your couches, Fox
June 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Plastic wrap your couches, Fox
he’s watching two couches fuck
January 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
he’s watching two couches fuck
werebfs with backs that double as couches!!!🔝🔝🔝🔝🍑🍑
September 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
werebfs with backs that double as couches!!!🔝🔝🔝🔝🍑🍑
destroyer of couches
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
destroyer of couches