#COUCHES
“As you know, couches can’t get pregnant.”
JD Vance: “I would have 9 kids, but, you know, as you know, it takes 2 to tango.”
June 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
They both like couches.
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Tell JD Vance I’m not here and hide the couches!”
April 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sending strength and courage to all the couches in Greenland today, for no particular reason.
March 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On the Proper Use of Couches
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Two couches~

🎨 - @kkoart.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I mean really. Get off your fainting couches.
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 PM
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
August 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When did couches get so narrow?
May 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
He’s also rumored to be a great admirer of well-upholstered couches.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Check your couches. Nobody has seen or heard from JD Vance
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Tiny chimera!

The terror of couches and curtains everywhere~
May 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Crush Six Billion Couches
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Couches.
Trophies.
Popes.
India.
Stay away from him as far as you can.
He's the walking "Final Destination"
May 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Throwing the meat sandwich at point blank range" sounds like what JD Vance does to couches.
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this is why I need two couches
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
two couches right there and they choose the table smh XD
September 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Crushing couches with your crush!
June 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Couches <3
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So it’s not just the couches?
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Plastic wrap your couches, Fox
JD Vance is auditioning to be a Fox host apparently
June 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
he’s watching two couches fuck
January 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
werebfs with backs that double as couches!!!🔝🔝🔝🔝🍑🍑
September 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
destroyer of couches
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM