#COUCHMEISTER
May 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ich bin auch Couchmeister. In a way.
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Noch 45 Minuten (plus 10 Min. "LEV"-Nachspielzeit)! #FCBayern #Couchmeister
May 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
JD Vance bleibt der Couchmeister.
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Couchmeister doesn't have anything remotely resembling Nixon's mental firepower...

In WWII, Nixon stood out as an organizational & logistical near-genius, & paid for his 1st campaign with poker winnings from his navy stint: If he hadn't gone into law/politics, he'd have become a great businessman
April 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hmm, Bayern dann morgen wohl Deutscher Couchmeister.
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May 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hoffentlich gelingt es dir, ein Couchmeister ⚽️ zu werden 😂😂
May 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HAHA, Bayern wird auf der Couch Meister. 😁

#Couchmeister
#FCBayern
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“I know you’re worried about yet another foreign entanglement, but rest assured that 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 we have a genius as president.” - JD Vance

If any of you know the couchmeister personally, could you send him this song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KU0...
Your Genius - Negative Tendencies
YouTube video by Negative Tendencies
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March 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
JD Couchmeister does not have the popularity nor connections to do things at Trump‘s level and velocity.

But even if he did, there still needs to be consequences on Presidents for blatantly violating human rights and the Constitution. If the replacement is bad that can also be dealt with.
July 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
without him there, a lot of crazies currently in the adminstration wouldn't be able to do what they're doing.

If Couchmeister gets the brass ring, there's no guarantee that they'll get to continue. imho, he'll attempt to seriously curb the outrageously incompetent shit currently running rampant.
September 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM