#COURT
night court.
September 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Supreme Court my ass
July 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yes. Reform the Supreme Court.

Term limits.
Expand the Court.
Enforceable code of ethics.

It’s time we address corruption on the highest court.
July 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“See you in court.”
May 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
April 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules theonion.com/supreme...
August 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We have 6 treasonous supreme court judges
September 26, 2026 at 11:05 AM
We need a Super Supreme Court so we can appeal the decisions of the Supreme Court.
December 22, 2024 at 7:44 PM
See you in court, creep.
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company is suing Minnesota over a first-in-the-nation law banning technology that allows users to create and post deepfake videos or images of people naked without their consent.
Elon Musk’s company sues Minnesota over new law to bar manipulated images to fake nudity
Minnesota’s anti-nudification law is supposed to take effect on Saturday. It is being challenged in federal court by a company led by Elon Musk.
www.mprnews.org
July 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
We have 6 treasonous supreme court judges
September 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The Supreme Court
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
BREAKING: #Japan's high court rules same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional #NOH8
November 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Reuters: NEW YORK STATE APPEALS COURT REJECTS FOX CORP BID TO DISMISS SMARTMATIC $2.7 BILLION DEFAMATION LAWSUIT, COURT RULING SHOWS
January 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Robert’s Supremely Corrupt Court
August 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
“In the case of The U.S. Supreme Court v. Everyone Else, this court wins by a serious landslide.”
Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules
WASHINGTON, DC—In a landmark decision Monday, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that it rules.
theonion.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Welcome to Puppy Court
July 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I always find it interesting how the story changes when a lawyer gets to court. They can say anything they want outside of court without accountability but the rules are vastly different in court where you can get seriously penalized for lying.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Actually no. There are no questions about this. A court order is a court order.
"There are actually questions about whether a verbal order carries the same weight as a written order" -- Leavitt on court orders and Trump's compliance (or lack thereof) with them
March 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Supreme Court ruled that Trump is above the law. We need court reform.
Judge Tanya Chutkan granted Jack Smith's motion to dismiss his appeal in the classified documents case against Donald Trump (without prejudice so he can refile when Donald leaves office).

So much for "no man is above the law."
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Supreme Court approved this today.
Gosh. If only there were an historical analogue we could study to learn about the horrors of rounding people up without due process and sending them to torture camps in other countries.
June 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Luttig: It doesn’t matter what the Supreme Court does from this point forward. For two years, the Supreme Court has authorized the absolute lawlessness and unconstitutional activity of this president.
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM