"So you sailed on the Calypso on taxpayer money, across the oceans, diving here and there? For YEARS??
YOU DIRTBAG!!"
"I believe that was Jacques Cousteau?"
YOU DIRTBAG!!"
"I believe that was Jacques Cousteau?"
October 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
"So you sailed on the Calypso on taxpayer money, across the oceans, diving here and there? For YEARS??
YOU DIRTBAG!!"
"I believe that was Jacques Cousteau?"
YOU DIRTBAG!!"
"I believe that was Jacques Cousteau?"
On 3rd October 1976, Jacques Cousteau makes the first manned submersible dive to the wreck of the Britannic in the vessel SP-350, nicknamed 'Denise'. Two days later Titanic historian William H Tantum IV visits the wreck with Cousteau.
October 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
On 3rd October 1976, Jacques Cousteau makes the first manned submersible dive to the wreck of the Britannic in the vessel SP-350, nicknamed 'Denise'. Two days later Titanic historian William H Tantum IV visits the wreck with Cousteau.
„Das Meer, wenn es einmal seinen Bann geschlagen hat, hält einen für immer in seinem Netz aus Zauber.“
Jacques Cousteau #meerliebe
Jacques Cousteau #meerliebe
October 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
„Das Meer, wenn es einmal seinen Bann geschlagen hat, hält einen für immer in seinem Netz aus Zauber.“
Jacques Cousteau #meerliebe
Jacques Cousteau #meerliebe
The Steam Page of my upcoming game
⚓AQUATIC CREW⚓ is now online: store.steampowered.com/app/5294280/...
#pixelart #godot #indiedev #solodev #retrogame
⚓AQUATIC CREW⚓ is now online: store.steampowered.com/app/5294280/...
#pixelart #godot #indiedev #solodev #retrogame
Aquatic Crew on Steam
AQUATIC CREW is a cozy ship-management sim that invites players to explore the Côte d'Azur of the 1970s. Inspired by the legendary Jacques Cousteau, you will lead diving expeditions in search of sunke...
store.steampowered.com
October 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The Steam Page of my upcoming game
⚓AQUATIC CREW⚓ is now online: store.steampowered.com/app/5294280/...
#pixelart #godot #indiedev #solodev #retrogame
⚓AQUATIC CREW⚓ is now online: store.steampowered.com/app/5294280/...
#pixelart #godot #indiedev #solodev #retrogame
8 January 1996, a barge rammed RV Calypso and sank her in the port of Singapore. Cousteau tried to raise money to build a new vessel, but died in Paris on June 25, 1997.
October 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
8 January 1996, a barge rammed RV Calypso and sank her in the port of Singapore. Cousteau tried to raise money to build a new vessel, but died in Paris on June 25, 1997.
"You never conducted a war on Christmas? You deny that members of your team abducted & tortured Santa Claus?"
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
October 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"You never conducted a war on Christmas? You deny that members of your team abducted & tortured Santa Claus?"
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
I usually dont repost faux AI design stuff -but this one from Mr. Cousteau is 🔥☢️
October 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I usually dont repost faux AI design stuff -but this one from Mr. Cousteau is 🔥☢️
Et Cousteau, oublié de la postérité au profit de son frère qui n'a fait qu'emmerder des poissons toute sa vie.
October 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Et Cousteau, oublié de la postérité au profit de son frère qui n'a fait qu'emmerder des poissons toute sa vie.
Pět mužů zavřených v ocelovém domě na korálovém útesu, žraloci za okny a kabina, která se opakovaně utrhla a klesla do hlubin. Cousteauův experiment Conshelf Two z roku 1963 prověřoval, zda může…
https://www.nationalgeographic.cz/specialy/cousteau-projekt-conshelf-two-zraloci/
https://www.nationalgeographic.cz/specialy/cousteau-projekt-conshelf-two-zraloci/
October 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Pět mužů zavřených v ocelovém domě na korálovém útesu, žraloci za okny a kabina, která se opakovaně utrhla a klesla do hlubin. Cousteauův experiment Conshelf Two z roku 1963 prověřoval, zda může…
https://www.nationalgeographic.cz/specialy/cousteau-projekt-conshelf-two-zraloci/
https://www.nationalgeographic.cz/specialy/cousteau-projekt-conshelf-two-zraloci/
Gilbert Becaud - Monsieur Cousteau D Les images peuvent être inexactes et/ou pas disponibles https://www.radiosouvenirsfm.com
October 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Gilbert Becaud - Monsieur Cousteau D Les images peuvent être inexactes et/ou pas disponibles https://www.radiosouvenirsfm.com
October 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Senator Schmitt: We have proof! In fact aren't you a former French naval officer and internationally known oceanographer?
Jack Smith: First of all it's Jack, not Jacques. I am not Jacques Cousteau.
Jack Smith: First of all it's Jack, not Jacques. I am not Jacques Cousteau.
October 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Senator Schmitt: We have proof! In fact aren't you a former French naval officer and internationally known oceanographer?
Jack Smith: First of all it's Jack, not Jacques. I am not Jacques Cousteau.
Jack Smith: First of all it's Jack, not Jacques. I am not Jacques Cousteau.
Didn't Jacques Cousteau also hate nazis?
October 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Didn't Jacques Cousteau also hate nazis?
In my best Jacques Cousteau voice...
Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean.
Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean.
October 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
In my best Jacques Cousteau voice...
Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean.
Periodically, The Pillsbury Dough Boy Whale species beaches itself for unknown reasons. Some have speculated that a high Ketamine content is found in the shrimp and krill that they ingest, causing them to not make the distinction between land and ocean.
If you flip the Cousteau album, Calypso is track 1, side 2.
October 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you flip the Cousteau album, Calypso is track 1, side 2.
Rocking designer frames though, aren't they Jacques Cousteau originals?
October 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Rocking designer frames though, aren't they Jacques Cousteau originals?
Niche example: Jean Michel Jarre albums. Lead single until maybe the mid 90s was *almost* always track 1, side two of the LP/cassette.
Oxygene 4/Equinoxe 5/Magnetic Fields 2/Zoolook/Rendevous 4/Revolutions/Chronlogie 4 - all track 1 side 2
The one exception: 1990's Waiting For Cousteau (Calypso)
Oxygene 4/Equinoxe 5/Magnetic Fields 2/Zoolook/Rendevous 4/Revolutions/Chronlogie 4 - all track 1 side 2
The one exception: 1990's Waiting For Cousteau (Calypso)
October 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Niche example: Jean Michel Jarre albums. Lead single until maybe the mid 90s was *almost* always track 1, side two of the LP/cassette.
Oxygene 4/Equinoxe 5/Magnetic Fields 2/Zoolook/Rendevous 4/Revolutions/Chronlogie 4 - all track 1 side 2
The one exception: 1990's Waiting For Cousteau (Calypso)
Oxygene 4/Equinoxe 5/Magnetic Fields 2/Zoolook/Rendevous 4/Revolutions/Chronlogie 4 - all track 1 side 2
The one exception: 1990's Waiting For Cousteau (Calypso)
🇮🇨 El mar, una vez que lanza su hechizo, mantiene a uno en su red de asombro para siempre.
🇬🇧 The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
🇸🇪 Havet, när det väl kastar sin förtrollning, håller en i sitt nät av förundran för alltid.
Jacques Cousteau
🇬🇧 The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
🇸🇪 Havet, när det väl kastar sin förtrollning, håller en i sitt nät av förundran för alltid.
Jacques Cousteau
October 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
🇮🇨 El mar, una vez que lanza su hechizo, mantiene a uno en su red de asombro para siempre.
🇬🇧 The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
🇸🇪 Havet, när det väl kastar sin förtrollning, håller en i sitt nät av förundran för alltid.
Jacques Cousteau
🇬🇧 The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
🇸🇪 Havet, när det väl kastar sin förtrollning, håller en i sitt nät av förundran för alltid.
Jacques Cousteau
The coral skeleton forest. Jacques Cousteau would be appalled.
October 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The coral skeleton forest. Jacques Cousteau would be appalled.
One of Jacques Cousteau’s signature works was a book called Life and Death in a Coral Sea so titled because there was a significant amount of death that happened. I basically worshiped Jacques Cousteau as a kid and have a first edition hardcover edition of this book. archive.org/details/life...
Life and death in a coral sea
Translation of La vie et la mort des coraux
archive.org
October 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
One of Jacques Cousteau’s signature works was a book called Life and Death in a Coral Sea so titled because there was a significant amount of death that happened. I basically worshiped Jacques Cousteau as a kid and have a first edition hardcover edition of this book. archive.org/details/life...
A list of dead guys like Slurms that could be guests:
Albert Speer
John Bonham
Keith Moon
Dr. Gene Scott
James Randi
Carl Sagan
Jacques Cousteau
Peter Sellers
Lou Reed
All the dead guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd from the air crash
And Betty White plus Janis Joplin to break the form
Albert Speer
John Bonham
Keith Moon
Dr. Gene Scott
James Randi
Carl Sagan
Jacques Cousteau
Peter Sellers
Lou Reed
All the dead guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd from the air crash
And Betty White plus Janis Joplin to break the form
October 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A list of dead guys like Slurms that could be guests:
Albert Speer
John Bonham
Keith Moon
Dr. Gene Scott
James Randi
Carl Sagan
Jacques Cousteau
Peter Sellers
Lou Reed
All the dead guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd from the air crash
And Betty White plus Janis Joplin to break the form
Albert Speer
John Bonham
Keith Moon
Dr. Gene Scott
James Randi
Carl Sagan
Jacques Cousteau
Peter Sellers
Lou Reed
All the dead guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd from the air crash
And Betty White plus Janis Joplin to break the form
Jacques Cousteau ile iyi kafa yapmış yönetmen ama kara mizahın bu kadarı da bayıyor bir yerde 🙃..
September 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Jacques Cousteau ile iyi kafa yapmış yönetmen ama kara mizahın bu kadarı da bayıyor bir yerde 🙃..
Gen X: We learned everything we know about the natural world from Marlin Perkins and Jacques Cousteau.
September 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Gen X: We learned everything we know about the natural world from Marlin Perkins and Jacques Cousteau.
