holy shit woke cpus
Oh man, conservatives are gonna lose their fucking minds over this
June 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
holy shit woke cpus
CPUs are skyrocketing in price for this
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
CPUs are skyrocketing in price for this
We've updated our CPU gaming benchmarks to include 28 CPUs across 14 games. Here's all the data and recommendations www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mE4...
Best Gaming CPUs: Update Late 2024 [28 CPUs, 14 Games]
YouTube video by Hardware Unboxed
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December 18, 2024 at 11:01 AM
We've updated our CPU gaming benchmarks to include 28 CPUs across 14 games. Here's all the data and recommendations www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mE4...
dont forget to brush your cpus daily, else they might get tangled silicon :3
December 8, 2024 at 8:14 AM
dont forget to brush your cpus daily, else they might get tangled silicon :3
Tap tap tap "How many CPUs are you running in there?" Tap tap tap
April 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Tap tap tap "How many CPUs are you running in there?" Tap tap tap
Benchmarking Chinese CPUs
Benchmarking Chinese CPUs
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Benchmarking Chinese CPUs
March 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Destruction of evidence by Epstein. At least one computer removed before the PBPD could seize them.
PBPD did seize a number of CPUs and computer devices.
PBPD did seize a number of CPUs and computer devices.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Destruction of evidence by Epstein. At least one computer removed before the PBPD could seize them.
PBPD did seize a number of CPUs and computer devices.
PBPD did seize a number of CPUs and computer devices.
I might know JavaScript pretty well. But CPUs? Well...
Thankfully, Casey Muratori came on my stream to clarify all my dumb misconceptions. Result is a video I just released!
youtu.be/jC_z1vL1OCI
Thankfully, Casey Muratori came on my stream to clarify all my dumb misconceptions. Result is a video I just released!
youtu.be/jC_z1vL1OCI
I finally know how CPUs work (w/ Casey Muratori)
YouTube video by Theo - t3․gg
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I might know JavaScript pretty well. But CPUs? Well...
Thankfully, Casey Muratori came on my stream to clarify all my dumb misconceptions. Result is a video I just released!
youtu.be/jC_z1vL1OCI
Thankfully, Casey Muratori came on my stream to clarify all my dumb misconceptions. Result is a video I just released!
youtu.be/jC_z1vL1OCI
Well, it was already hard enough to recommend Intel CPUs, now it's unconscionable.
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well, it was already hard enough to recommend Intel CPUs, now it's unconscionable.
I'm remembering how Microsoft tried to dictate to chipmakers that all Windows CPUs needed to have "neural processing units" and laptop makers needed to put a dedicated Copilot button on their keyboard and roflcopter
May 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'm remembering how Microsoft tried to dictate to chipmakers that all Windows CPUs needed to have "neural processing units" and laptop makers needed to put a dedicated Copilot button on their keyboard and roflcopter
2050: you buy CPUs in cans like pringles to swap out when they die after like 30 days of use
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2050: you buy CPUs in cans like pringles to swap out when they die after like 30 days of use
Diddy Kong Racing cpus got that dog in them
May 28, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Diddy Kong Racing cpus got that dog in them
Much like humans, CPUs heal in their sleep.
CPUs are *technically* replaceable / wear items. They don’t last forever.
Yet, the moment stress is removed, transistor degradation (partially) reverses.
It's called Bias Temperature Instability (BTI) recovery:
CPUs are *technically* replaceable / wear items. They don’t last forever.
Yet, the moment stress is removed, transistor degradation (partially) reverses.
It's called Bias Temperature Instability (BTI) recovery:
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Much like humans, CPUs heal in their sleep.
CPUs are *technically* replaceable / wear items. They don’t last forever.
Yet, the moment stress is removed, transistor degradation (partially) reverses.
It's called Bias Temperature Instability (BTI) recovery:
CPUs are *technically* replaceable / wear items. They don’t last forever.
Yet, the moment stress is removed, transistor degradation (partially) reverses.
It's called Bias Temperature Instability (BTI) recovery:
My Gundams? PSYCHO. My Newtypes? CYBER. My Humans? PLUS. My CPUs? BIOLOGICAL.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
My Gundams? PSYCHO. My Newtypes? CYBER. My Humans? PLUS. My CPUs? BIOLOGICAL.
Okay what's the deal with people thinking large language models consume large amounts of fresh water
CPUs aren't water-powered. Quite the opposite, actually
CPUs aren't water-powered. Quite the opposite, actually
May 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay what's the deal with people thinking large language models consume large amounts of fresh water
CPUs aren't water-powered. Quite the opposite, actually
CPUs aren't water-powered. Quite the opposite, actually
solved my laptop being cold in the morning in a dumb way
@piss.beauty/heater
CPUs can make a little heat, as a treat
tangled.org
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
solved my laptop being cold in the morning in a dumb way
Me, accepting payment in game boy CPUs because I have a problem
September 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me, accepting payment in game boy CPUs because I have a problem
call them CPUs
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
call them CPUs
99 stocks level 9 cpus who we think winning?
November 9, 2024 at 11:56 PM
99 stocks level 9 cpus who we think winning?
Protip: how to reuse your old CPUs!
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Protip: how to reuse your old CPUs!
modern CPUs are just very small distributed systems
July 3, 2023 at 9:42 PM
modern CPUs are just very small distributed systems
Intel outlines the performance fixes for Arrow Lake CPUs
Intel outlines the performance fixes for Arrow Lake CPUs
Intel says most issues have been fixed.
buff.ly
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Intel outlines the performance fixes for Arrow Lake CPUs
CPUs have feelings too
March 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
CPUs have feelings too