I am a #CafeteriaSatanist. I take the parts of #Satanism I like, and leave the rest in the #DustbinOfHistory. I am an Atheist, but I am #CulturallySatanist. I like a warm cup of blood, cozying up to a fire, and exchanging sacrifices with my #friends and #family. But I'm not gonna grow a #goatee.