10 hours of programming. 300mg of caffeine on an empty stomach. new machine girl album
October 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM
10 hours of programming. 300mg of caffeine on an empty stomach. new machine girl album
you know im approaching my thirties because i spontaneously bought a coffee machine while doing my groceries today purely because it was on heavy discount. time to kick my energy drink habit and replace it with cheaper caffeine
June 30, 2026 at 11:24 AM
you know im approaching my thirties because i spontaneously bought a coffee machine while doing my groceries today purely because it was on heavy discount. time to kick my energy drink habit and replace it with cheaper caffeine
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I've had so much caffeine this morning that I'm pretty sure I could thread my sewing machine while it's running.
June 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I've had so much caffeine this morning that I'm pretty sure I could thread my sewing machine while it's running.
My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
im not a caffeine addict the caffeine is a me addict. what would that coffee machine be without me. NOTHING.
January 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
im not a caffeine addict the caffeine is a me addict. what would that coffee machine be without me. NOTHING.
This machine turns estrogen and caffeine into bideo games and gay little short films 😇
March 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This machine turns estrogen and caffeine into bideo games and gay little short films 😇
(I am vibrating and don't know if it is caffeine, the neighbour's washing machine, or nearby roadworks. Not that I can hear a washing machine or a digger... )
September 24, 2026 at 12:58 PM
(I am vibrating and don't know if it is caffeine, the neighbour's washing machine, or nearby roadworks. Not that I can hear a washing machine or a digger... )
My body is a machine that turns 4 hours sleep, 750mg caffeine, 600 calories of carbs into deadlifts and rage.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My body is a machine that turns 4 hours sleep, 750mg caffeine, 600 calories of carbs into deadlifts and rage.
I am a machine that turns caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine into good vibes
December 11, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I am a machine that turns caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine into good vibes
The human body!
(kicks tires)
Whatta amazing machine!
(wakes up at 2 because I haven't had caffeine in 15 hours)
(kicks tires)
Whatta amazing machine!
(wakes up at 2 because I haven't had caffeine in 15 hours)
February 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The human body!
(kicks tires)
Whatta amazing machine!
(wakes up at 2 because I haven't had caffeine in 15 hours)
(kicks tires)
Whatta amazing machine!
(wakes up at 2 because I haven't had caffeine in 15 hours)
This machine dispenses caffeine and desserts at the same time.
May 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
This machine dispenses caffeine and desserts at the same time.
New Year, new caffeine delivery mechanism.
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
New Year, new caffeine delivery mechanism.
This machine kills fascists.
This machine runs on caffeine and furry porn.
This machine is lonely.
This machine needs hugs and maybe a handjob.
This machine needs coffee.
WARNING: LOW FUEL
This machine runs on caffeine and furry porn.
This machine is lonely.
This machine needs hugs and maybe a handjob.
This machine needs coffee.
WARNING: LOW FUEL
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
This machine kills fascists.
This machine runs on caffeine and furry porn.
This machine is lonely.
This machine needs hugs and maybe a handjob.
This machine needs coffee.
WARNING: LOW FUEL
This machine runs on caffeine and furry porn.
This machine is lonely.
This machine needs hugs and maybe a handjob.
This machine needs coffee.
WARNING: LOW FUEL
My body is a machine that turns caffeine into 2 hour naps
July 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My body is a machine that turns caffeine into 2 hour naps
A searchlight, a World War II-era machine gun and lots of caffeine help a band of volunteers protect the night skies over Ukraine’s capital.
Drones swarm Kyiv every night. These volunteers shoot them down.
A searchlight, a World War II-era machine gun and lots of coffee and tea help a band of volunteers protect the night skies over Ukraine’s capital from drones.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
A searchlight, a World War II-era machine gun and lots of caffeine help a band of volunteers protect the night skies over Ukraine’s capital.
Imagine: you’re a top tier, hard working scientist at the super secret MI6 R&D department. To drum up extra revenue, the UK government has installed a vending machine in the top secret lab and stocked it entirely with Coca Cola Zero with no caffeine
August 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Imagine: you’re a top tier, hard working scientist at the super secret MI6 R&D department. To drum up extra revenue, the UK government has installed a vending machine in the top secret lab and stocked it entirely with Coca Cola Zero with no caffeine
My body is a machine that turns caffeine into sleepinesss
February 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My body is a machine that turns caffeine into sleepinesss
The vending machine doesn't wanna work ;_; I need caffeine
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September 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The vending machine doesn't wanna work ;_; I need caffeine
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Popped to Caffeine & Machine for dinner and spotted this thing. Stood out nicely amongst the well groomed beard financed super car crowd. Really good condition.
April 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Popped to Caffeine & Machine for dinner and spotted this thing. Stood out nicely amongst the well groomed beard financed super car crowd. Really good condition.
gf got me an espresso machine for xmas and now i am indulging jn my caffeine addiction but demurely
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
gf got me an espresso machine for xmas and now i am indulging jn my caffeine addiction but demurely
