Trying to calculate how far he would fall before crapping himself?
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Trying to calculate how far he would fall before crapping himself?
Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
Calculate Bowser's BMI
May 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Calculate Bowser's BMI
Look, the states are willing to help calculate what’s owed!
February 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Look, the states are willing to help calculate what’s owed!
I calculate that pizza + friends = fun!
July 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I calculate that pizza + friends = fun!
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
guy who plays popular ttrpgs: how do you calculate flame damage
guy who plays indie ttrpgs: how do you calculate ignition ravages
guy who plays indie ttrpgs: how do you calculate ignition ravages
August 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
guy who plays popular ttrpgs: how do you calculate flame damage
guy who plays indie ttrpgs: how do you calculate ignition ravages
guy who plays indie ttrpgs: how do you calculate ignition ravages
Murders are infrequent enough that you can't really calculate a meaningful homicide rate in nine-day increments.
INGRAHAM: People say you all are gonna roll through other cities -- 'Oh, martial law is gonna be declared.' And to that you say?
JD VANCE: How is it a power grab when we've already declined murders by 35% in nine days?
JD VANCE: How is it a power grab when we've already declined murders by 35% in nine days?
August 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Murders are infrequent enough that you can't really calculate a meaningful homicide rate in nine-day increments.
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
I wonder if someone will be able to calculate how many deaths the CEO of UnitedHealth was responsible for
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I wonder if someone will be able to calculate how many deaths the CEO of UnitedHealth was responsible for
I'm sorry but if you can't calculate this discount, you shouldn't have any role in the government.
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm sorry but if you can't calculate this discount, you shouldn't have any role in the government.
Using OpenAI's new, powerful "reasoning" model to calculate the amount of states that have R in them. Welcome to the future, everybody
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Using OpenAI's new, powerful "reasoning" model to calculate the amount of states that have R in them. Welcome to the future, everybody
the amount owed to trans folks and furries being extremely cool is too much to calculate
One thing we should all be conscious of here on Bluesky is that trans people were a key part of keeping this site alive when everyone else was afraid to lose clout. They are a big reason we have an alternative to Elon.
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
the amount owed to trans folks and furries being extremely cool is too much to calculate
The chances are so low that Donald Trump wrote this that we no longer have research scientists and statisticians able to calculate it
June 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The chances are so low that Donald Trump wrote this that we no longer have research scientists and statisticians able to calculate it
if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
Remember that time Matt Stroller complained that it was hard to calculate a 20% tip
May 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Remember that time Matt Stroller complained that it was hard to calculate a 20% tip
Carefully calculate, just to fall on everyone 🤣
March 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Carefully calculate, just to fall on everyone 🤣
trying to calculate the exact level of bigotry you need to pander to is a fools errand. just say what you actually think and don’t apologize for it.
March 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
trying to calculate the exact level of bigotry you need to pander to is a fools errand. just say what you actually think and don’t apologize for it.
bet he could calculate it if we converted it to units of crudité
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
bet he could calculate it if we converted it to units of crudité
Casio watch from 1989 calculate accurate travel distance on paper maps.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Casio watch from 1989 calculate accurate travel distance on paper maps.
Plenty of fifth graders can calculate this more accurately.
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"
Trump: "Right"
Trump: "Right"
April 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Plenty of fifth graders can calculate this more accurately.
They didn't calculate the distance (or the enthusiasm) when they kissed 😅💕
Doodle idea based on a Dana Terrace illustration I really like.💖
#hazbinhotel #radioapple
Doodle idea based on a Dana Terrace illustration I really like.💖
#hazbinhotel #radioapple
March 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They didn't calculate the distance (or the enthusiasm) when they kissed 😅💕
Doodle idea based on a Dana Terrace illustration I really like.💖
#hazbinhotel #radioapple
Doodle idea based on a Dana Terrace illustration I really like.💖
#hazbinhotel #radioapple
I calculate my age by how many X-Men I can't identify.
May 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I calculate my age by how many X-Men I can't identify.