By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.
May 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.
Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
“It’s actually a very shrewd political calculation” no, it really isn’t
September 20, 2026 at 9:27 AM
“It’s actually a very shrewd political calculation” no, it really isn’t
USAID hasn't even entered the calculation yet.
September 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
USAID hasn't even entered the calculation yet.
This is mortifying. It's the kind of calculation you would normally make about a dictatorship.
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March 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is mortifying. It's the kind of calculation you would normally make about a dictatorship.
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very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right
No system is perfect, yes some people might "cheat", but would you rather people who desperately need these things go on suffering so you can be SURE you're not being duped? Why is you not being duped so important that other people have to die for it?
September 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM
very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right
For Americans, this is always part of the calculation
Okay, but do dolphins take my insurance?
March 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For Americans, this is always part of the calculation
This is great news, I was very anxious for that calculation to be completed
Google said its quantum computer needed less than five minutes to perform a mathematical calculation that one of the world’s most powerful supercomputers could not complete in 10 septillion years, a length of time that exceeds the age of the known universe. nyti.ms/3DaZFH5
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
This is great news, I was very anxious for that calculation to be completed
real straightforward calculation finds that Cybertrucks are 17 times more likely to have fire fatalities than the Ford Pinto fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
real straightforward calculation finds that Cybertrucks are 17 times more likely to have fire fatalities than the Ford Pinto fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
(4/X) But this is very different from most other crimes. People generally steal or hit or whatever because they're desperate or angry or drunk, it's generally not a calculation.
Going along with a narcissistic sociopath is a calculation. The only way to change that calculation..
Going along with a narcissistic sociopath is a calculation. The only way to change that calculation..
May 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
(4/X) But this is very different from most other crimes. People generally steal or hit or whatever because they're desperate or angry or drunk, it's generally not a calculation.
Going along with a narcissistic sociopath is a calculation. The only way to change that calculation..
Going along with a narcissistic sociopath is a calculation. The only way to change that calculation..
A tale of two marriages: one forged in love, the other in calculation.
September 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
A tale of two marriages: one forged in love, the other in calculation.
Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
the basic republican policy calculation is to ask whether this will kill american faster or make the rich richer, if yes to either, they run full speed ahead
The toxic substance TCE, used in dry cleaning and manufacturing, has been linked to a host of serious health problems, including heart defects in babies, cancer and Parkinson’s.
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TCE Is Linked to Heart Defects in Babies, Cancer and Parkinson’s. Republicans in Congress Want to Reverse a Ban on It.
The toxic substance, used in dry cleaning and manufacturing, has been linked to a host of serious health problems. A Biden-era ban on the chemical has faced multiple challenges since Trump took office...
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March 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
the basic republican policy calculation is to ask whether this will kill american faster or make the rich richer, if yes to either, they run full speed ahead
Every CEO needs to be forced to make this calculation.
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Every CEO needs to be forced to make this calculation.
just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival
Dolores Huerta issued a statement following the New York Times’ investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez
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March 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival
September 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the clear calculation here is to assert that “bouie is woke” and let that do the work
December 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
the clear calculation here is to assert that “bouie is woke” and let that do the work
This is it. That tariff calculation board is Exhibit A.
Who will stand?
Who will stand?
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is it. That tariff calculation board is Exhibit A.
Who will stand?
Who will stand?
Good calculation
November 10, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Good calculation
This is what most chest thumping nats don't ubderstand "foreign aid" isn't charity, its a hard nosed calculation that 10 bucks soent today over there saves 500 here tomorrow.
How it started (March 2025) / how it's going (June 2026)
June 5, 2026 at 9:18 AM
This is what most chest thumping nats don't ubderstand "foreign aid" isn't charity, its a hard nosed calculation that 10 bucks soent today over there saves 500 here tomorrow.
Here’s this little calculation updated.
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Here’s this little calculation updated.
by my calculation there will be an uwu emoji before we see 2030
has anyone noticed how emojis only seem to get hornier? what the hell is this one:
April 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
by my calculation there will be an uwu emoji before we see 2030
i would throw out a calculator that got one (1) calculation wrong. could probably bankrupt the company that made that calculator by showing it get a single calculation wrong…but for some reason with ai it’s just shoulder shrugs
August 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
i would throw out a calculator that got one (1) calculation wrong. could probably bankrupt the company that made that calculator by showing it get a single calculation wrong…but for some reason with ai it’s just shoulder shrugs
By My calculation counteracting the effects of the next four years will require the publication of no fewer than 11 trillion cat photos.
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
By My calculation counteracting the effects of the next four years will require the publication of no fewer than 11 trillion cat photos.