when a candytaur's stomach grumbles, that doesn't necessarily mean they're hungry, it's more probable that it's the sound of it digesting every gram of sugar inside into a kilogram of candyscat
November 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
when a candytaur's stomach grumbles, that doesn't necessarily mean they're hungry, it's more probable that it's the sound of it digesting every gram of sugar inside into a kilogram of candyscat
Shoved into one of the buttholes of a double donuted taur with only your face poking out, rotated towards the other hole.
Front row seats to log after log of candyscat being pushed out constantly
Front row seats to log after log of candyscat being pushed out constantly
November 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Shoved into one of the buttholes of a double donuted taur with only your face poking out, rotated towards the other hole.
Front row seats to log after log of candyscat being pushed out constantly
Front row seats to log after log of candyscat being pushed out constantly
You'd think that living with a candytaur would be all sunshine and rainbows. But as you soon learned, the stuff on store shelves has already been heavily processed. Real connesouirs know that raw candyscat reeks as bad as fermenting sugar beets.
October 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM
You'd think that living with a candytaur would be all sunshine and rainbows. But as you soon learned, the stuff on store shelves has already been heavily processed. Real connesouirs know that raw candyscat reeks as bad as fermenting sugar beets.
Layers of alternating flavours in your candyscat because you got carried away and dumped your soul into your seat between bouts of regular pushing.
October 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Layers of alternating flavours in your candyscat because you got carried away and dumped your soul into your seat between bouts of regular pushing.
Enabling Ophi's candyscat moods.
Pros:
All the ice cream you could ever want.
Cons:
+99999% more than that.
Pros:
All the ice cream you could ever want.
Cons:
+99999% more than that.
October 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Enabling Ophi's candyscat moods.
Pros:
All the ice cream you could ever want.
Cons:
+99999% more than that.
Pros:
All the ice cream you could ever want.
Cons:
+99999% more than that.
October 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
you may think the candyscat curse is fine and manageable, because the rate of mess will only increase if you try to hold it back, but seems nobody told you that the rate increase is expomential
just a minute of desperate clenching is enough for you to start leaving a thick, pink trail everywhere
just a minute of desperate clenching is enough for you to start leaving a thick, pink trail everywhere
October 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
you may think the candyscat curse is fine and manageable, because the rate of mess will only increase if you try to hold it back, but seems nobody told you that the rate increase is expomential
just a minute of desperate clenching is enough for you to start leaving a thick, pink trail everywhere
just a minute of desperate clenching is enough for you to start leaving a thick, pink trail everywhere
I cooould seek out and purchase hyper-size diapers specifically designed to hold candyscat orrrrr I could sit on people's faces until my tummy stops feeling weird.
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I cooould seek out and purchase hyper-size diapers specifically designed to hold candyscat orrrrr I could sit on people's faces until my tummy stops feeling weird.
It's a spacious workroom on paper but all that I really have available to use is the sheep-shaped void in the floor-to-ceiling candyscat.
October 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It's a spacious workroom on paper but all that I really have available to use is the sheep-shaped void in the floor-to-ceiling candyscat.
Every time a new person considers what flavour their candyscat would be, a sheep gets their wings.
October 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Every time a new person considers what flavour their candyscat would be, a sheep gets their wings.
The hypnotist that walked in on you candymessing isn't actually into candyscat but they are into you embarrassing yourself so now you're compelled to keep pushing.
October 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The hypnotist that walked in on you candymessing isn't actually into candyscat but they are into you embarrassing yourself so now you're compelled to keep pushing.
givin out candyscat logs for Halloween
October 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
givin out candyscat logs for Halloween
Accidentally used reality warp A with friend group B and now my "worshippers" are wondering where my divine light has gone and why I'm pushing out mountains of candyscat.
September 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Accidentally used reality warp A with friend group B and now my "worshippers" are wondering where my divine light has gone and why I'm pushing out mountains of candyscat.
A pair of Indeedees offers you a tasty treat! They hope you like it 💜🤎
#scat #candyscat #furrynsfw #nsfw
#scat #candyscat #furrynsfw #nsfw
September 25, 2026 at 8:10 AM
A pair of Indeedees offers you a tasty treat! They hope you like it 💜🤎
#scat #candyscat #furrynsfw #nsfw
#scat #candyscat #furrynsfw #nsfw
taur candyscat :3 it doesnt quite smell the same as candy :3
September 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
taur candyscat :3 it doesnt quite smell the same as candy :3
// gross
jelly consistency, ice cream consistency, or toothpaste consistency candyscat?
jelly consistency, ice cream consistency, or toothpaste consistency candyscat?
September 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
// gross
jelly consistency, ice cream consistency, or toothpaste consistency candyscat?
jelly consistency, ice cream consistency, or toothpaste consistency candyscat?
need to eat a whole package of ice cream that make you push out same flavor candyscat at 100x the volume
September 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
need to eat a whole package of ice cream that make you push out same flavor candyscat at 100x the volume
September 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Candyscat/alternit messing
August 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Candyscat/alternit messing
I bet it feels so good for your guts to push out insane amouts of hyper candyscat
August 23, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I bet it feels so good for your guts to push out insane amouts of hyper candyscat
Unicorn Ophi is kinda like a container for my candyscat kinks but they're about as good a container as their cute, bulky, totally-filled-halfway-through-wave-one-of-pushing diapers.
July 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Unicorn Ophi is kinda like a container for my candyscat kinks but they're about as good a container as their cute, bulky, totally-filled-halfway-through-wave-one-of-pushing diapers.
The wheel I rolled to determine new kinks for everyone was entirely labelled with candyscat. The alternating pink and white bands were just to make it look more like mixed ice cream.
July 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The wheel I rolled to determine new kinks for everyone was entirely labelled with candyscat. The alternating pink and white bands were just to make it look more like mixed ice cream.
Witnessed someone I got into candyscat forcefill someone else with their output and I feel like a proud parent.
July 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Witnessed someone I got into candyscat forcefill someone else with their output and I feel like a proud parent.
Candyscat definitely 100% solves all the discomfort with scat. It's got bones in it? You think you recognise them? Yeah, but it's ice cream so you literally aren't allowed to complain.
June 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Candyscat definitely 100% solves all the discomfort with scat. It's got bones in it? You think you recognise them? Yeah, but it's ice cream so you literally aren't allowed to complain.