We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #CandyTax #nspoli

With Halloween tomorrow, timely! #boo #candytax

It’s not stealing, it’s a safety inspection. Every full-sized chocolate bar belongs to the State (which is me). Just doing my part for dental health! 🍫👮‍♀️ You’re welcome.
#Halloween #CandyTax #halloweenhumor #shorts #halloweenparty #funny #comedy #happyhalloween

_Me_ : _Eating my child's candy._

_Her_ : Are you eating my candy?

_Me_ : Uhh ... no. This is my candy.

_Her_ : How did you get candy when you didn't wear a costume?

_Me_ : ...

#happyhalloween #candytax #trickortreating

Hope you all had an amazing Halloween yesterday! 🎃 How was your night? Tell us in the comments! 👇✨ Enjoy our official song: Candy Tax! 🍫🎶 #Halloween #CandyTax #halloweencelebrations #celebration

I think it's fair to take a candy tax out of my kids candy for taking them trick or treating!
#mom #momprobs #halloween #candytax #meanmom #goodmom #theirmom #loveem #mybrats

My "quality control" phase starts the second the store shelves turn orange. Anyone else? 🎃 🍫 🕵️‍♀️
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#CandyTax #HalloweenCandy #SpookySeason

I don't know what Butterfinger is but I fully understand the concept of #CandyTax from an adult point of view...