Whatever happened to inspiring teachers like that? She also caned me for knowing what the pyramids were in another lesson. I pretty much gave up on education at that point.
November 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Whatever happened to inspiring teachers like that? She also caned me for knowing what the pyramids were in another lesson. I pretty much gave up on education at that point.
Great day as always poll working, my feet hurt
The only thing I now firmly believe is that men who wear ahegao hoodies to vote should be caned
The only thing I now firmly believe is that men who wear ahegao hoodies to vote should be caned
November 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Great day as always poll working, my feet hurt
The only thing I now firmly believe is that men who wear ahegao hoodies to vote should be caned
The only thing I now firmly believe is that men who wear ahegao hoodies to vote should be caned
One of my teachers in primary school used to humiliate children by making them spell increasingly difficult words on the blackboard then mocking them for getting them wrong. She did it to me and I got them all right. She flew into a rage and caned me for being “too clever for [my] own good”.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 9:37 AM
One of my teachers in primary school used to humiliate children by making them spell increasingly difficult words on the blackboard then mocking them for getting them wrong. She did it to me and I got them all right. She flew into a rage and caned me for being “too clever for [my] own good”.
I first read that as 'he gets caned,' and tbh I prefer that option
November 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I first read that as 'he gets caned,' and tbh I prefer that option
1) my left nipple being pierced
2) my right nipple being pierced
3) electrolysis near my nose
4) uhh idk I've had some horrible ear infections
5) being caned by terrifying dykes
2) my right nipple being pierced
3) electrolysis near my nose
4) uhh idk I've had some horrible ear infections
5) being caned by terrifying dykes
I’m thinking the next engagement-bait trend could be a Top-5 of the worst pains you’ve ever been in.
Here’s mine:
1) Heparin SubQ injection
2) Wisdom Teef Removal
3) That time with Sophie and the buckle of the belt
4) Leuprolin IM injection
5) That other time with Sophie and the belt
Here’s mine:
1) Heparin SubQ injection
2) Wisdom Teef Removal
3) That time with Sophie and the buckle of the belt
4) Leuprolin IM injection
5) That other time with Sophie and the belt
November 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
1) my left nipple being pierced
2) my right nipple being pierced
3) electrolysis near my nose
4) uhh idk I've had some horrible ear infections
5) being caned by terrifying dykes
2) my right nipple being pierced
3) electrolysis near my nose
4) uhh idk I've had some horrible ear infections
5) being caned by terrifying dykes
gonna see court rulings contrasting "classic" soixante-neuf to suffocative, presumably before everyone goes to the club to get caned
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
gonna see court rulings contrasting "classic" soixante-neuf to suffocative, presumably before everyone goes to the club to get caned
MORTGAGE CANED
November 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
MORTGAGE CANED
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November 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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A classmate & I were hauled up for speaking Chinese on a Speak English Day.* We were due to be caned by the teacher. Before that, I got us to clap hands, to drive the blood out of them, so the caning wouldn't hurt as much. Still humiliating. Still left a welt. But felt less helpless because tactics.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
A classmate & I were hauled up for speaking Chinese on a Speak English Day.* We were due to be caned by the teacher. Before that, I got us to clap hands, to drive the blood out of them, so the caning wouldn't hurt as much. Still humiliating. Still left a welt. But felt less helpless because tactics.
First playground break in first snowfall of first term at secondary school. "Anyone throwing snowballs will be caned". So, quietly making a snowman, me & a mate both get summarily marched off for 3 swipes because "you were obviously intending..." May those venal bastards roast in hell. #NoPasaran
Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
First playground break in first snowfall of first term at secondary school. "Anyone throwing snowballs will be caned". So, quietly making a snowman, me & a mate both get summarily marched off for 3 swipes because "you were obviously intending..." May those venal bastards roast in hell. #NoPasaran
Trump gets caned, and then... - oil down 3% and to the Dow up 2.3% - I thought the markets loved the right-wing loons? (apart from truss)
November 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Trump gets caned, and then... - oil down 3% and to the Dow up 2.3% - I thought the markets loved the right-wing loons? (apart from truss)
As an 8 yo at School, the Principal (& allegedly the Deputy) heard a child swear but couldn't see who'd said it. When he then saw me walk through the same area, he claimed I'd said it, & I was caned for his gross stupidity.
My first response to procedural unfairness is: BURN THE F*CKER DOWN. 😑🔥🔥🔥
My first response to procedural unfairness is: BURN THE F*CKER DOWN. 😑🔥🔥🔥
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
As an 8 yo at School, the Principal (& allegedly the Deputy) heard a child swear but couldn't see who'd said it. When he then saw me walk through the same area, he claimed I'd said it, & I was caned for his gross stupidity.
My first response to procedural unfairness is: BURN THE F*CKER DOWN. 😑🔥🔥🔥
My first response to procedural unfairness is: BURN THE F*CKER DOWN. 😑🔥🔥🔥
I miss getting caned so much. Or the heel stick like I was an actual dog. 🐶
November 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I miss getting caned so much. Or the heel stick like I was an actual dog. 🐶
I read this as caned. I’ll take either
November 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I read this as caned. I’ll take either
They should be caned
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November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
They should be caned
Would love to be caned like this
November 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Would love to be caned like this
i thought you typed 'caned' (i.e., Singapore style)
:(
but shitcanned at the very least yeah
:(
but shitcanned at the very least yeah
November 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i thought you typed 'caned' (i.e., Singapore style)
:(
but shitcanned at the very least yeah
:(
but shitcanned at the very least yeah
Happy Halloween ! Find me @dommelinecouk as
#Headmistress #MisskStinger deals with you either via chat or in person!
Your bottom will be red ( #caned) like an apple in case you don’t carve me the #pumpkin to my likings 😉
dommeline.co.uk/profil/miss-k-…#otkspankingn#femdomom
#Headmistress #MisskStinger deals with you either via chat or in person!
Your bottom will be red ( #caned) like an apple in case you don’t carve me the #pumpkin to my likings 😉
dommeline.co.uk/profil/miss-k-…#otkspankingn#femdomom
October 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Happy Halloween ! Find me @dommelinecouk as
#Headmistress #MisskStinger deals with you either via chat or in person!
Your bottom will be red ( #caned) like an apple in case you don’t carve me the #pumpkin to my likings 😉
dommeline.co.uk/profil/miss-k-…#otkspankingn#femdomom
#Headmistress #MisskStinger deals with you either via chat or in person!
Your bottom will be red ( #caned) like an apple in case you don’t carve me the #pumpkin to my likings 😉
dommeline.co.uk/profil/miss-k-…#otkspankingn#femdomom
Saw what palmer luckey looks like for the first time his stylist needs to be caned and exiled
October 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Saw what palmer luckey looks like for the first time his stylist needs to be caned and exiled
So having now caned Iliad, Odyssey and Aeneid, this. If it was dangerous being a biped, it was absolutely brural having four legs.
November 6, 2026 at 9:48 AM
So having now caned Iliad, Odyssey and Aeneid, this. If it was dangerous being a biped, it was absolutely brural having four legs.
Beforehand I want it publicly caned on national television. Remember the line from Color Purple? "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble."
October 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Beforehand I want it publicly caned on national television. Remember the line from Color Purple? "Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble."
Bakhtiar Talhah, former president of the Malaysian AIDS Council, has just passed away. In this article written six years ago, he claimed space as a proud gay Malaysian and called for inclusion of the LGBT community www.malaymail.com/news/what-yo...
Time for Malaysia to embrace LGBT community — Bakhtiar Talhah
MAY 17 — In 2018, two Malaysian women received six lashes in an open court in Terengganu. Last year, five Malaysian men were fined, imprisoned, and caned for attempted sexual...
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November 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Bakhtiar Talhah, former president of the Malaysian AIDS Council, has just passed away. In this article written six years ago, he claimed space as a proud gay Malaysian and called for inclusion of the LGBT community www.malaymail.com/news/what-yo...
I don’t want him canned. I want him caned on live television so people can see what happens to fucking nazis 😈
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I don’t want him canned. I want him caned on live television so people can see what happens to fucking nazis 😈
