#CantBeArsed
I have a severe case of CantBeArsed
January 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and drink and sing and dance in the streets!
She: …………
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats #Photography
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Of the 7000 bank holidays suggested by Jeremy Corbyn, I think the one in November might’ve been a good shout.

#cold
#cantbearsed
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 AM
So who’s off out tonight? No me neither. #MiddleAged #CantBeArsed Lucky #TOTP is on then
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Shall we go and take the scaffolding down this week?”

“Nah.”

*Points at sign

#Britishacronyms #TLAs #Cantbearsed
September 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
In hotels they should change the name from "continental breakfast" to "cantbearsed breakfast."
June 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and drink … and eat… and let our hair down and … stuff!
He: …………
#Friday #Cats #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Photography
April 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[ #Vierapril2025 day 07 // favorite glam ]

comfy, stylish, cantbearsed

#vierapril . #gposers . #ffxivviera . #oiraiko
April 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A couple of weeks ago at Dublin Zoo, I finally found my 'spirit animal'
#DublinZoo #cantbearsed
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The CL final is tonight and can’t remember last one I watched #cantbearsed
May 30, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s get out there and join the party!
He: ……………
#Cats #Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed
March 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s get up and get out and party the night away!
She: ………….
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats
April 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s… you know… do all that stuff that all the world does … you know…on a wild night out!
She: ………..
#Friday #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Cats
April 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Again? Feels like we just did this one the other day.

I dunno…

Cake, Lady, Cake?
Sheila Bake A Cake?
The Ballad Of John And Yocookie?

#SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie #CantBeArsed
a woman is sitting in a bathroom with her tongue out and a man is standing behind her .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a bathroom with her tongue out and a man is standing behind her .
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January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Maybe it could be renamed CantBeArsed.
I listened to their sample calls - my dad would have hung up immediately.
April 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Eric Cantbearsed.
June 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me: It‘s Friday! Let‘s go out and do some fun stuff in town!
She: …………
#Friday #Cats #NotGoingOut #CantBeArsed #Photography
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
May I present the conversational equivalent of a dick pic. He’s clearly proud of… *something* here, and he’s determined to wang it about.

Not so much #Nope as #CantBeArsed 🥱
April 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I know! 😂 Although it’s probably warm outside if I bothered to venture out today #cantbearsed
August 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Solidarity with the #ComfyAF #CantBeArsed aesthetic - I have multiple pairs of identical jeans and T's of the same cut just diff colors. Didn't Einstein have a closet full of the same suits so he didn't have to waste time on choosing an outfit? Yeah, that's um, that's what I'm doing toO!
November 13, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Sounds like we have the same weather.
Gutted to see leaves all over the lawn this morning. Hoping there will be less than last year though after the big Sycamore chop 🙌🏽 I need to do garden tidying too. Also #CantBeArsed
September 10, 2024 at 10:51 AM
No photos tonight as "cantbearsed" but wow, it's a touch cooler and less breezy and we are getting waves of 20+ at a time flitting in and away and back again. Fantastic to watch
July 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Again, we need a Starter Pack for whimsy, nonsense, and filth.

Any vigorous wee tykes out there want to do the donkey work?

#CantBeArsed
December 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
That's Xmas dinner sorted. #cantbearsed #notbotheredaboutfancy
December 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m supposed to be going to ABBA Voyage today. After looking forward to it for nearly a year, I’m really not in the mood. #cantbearsed
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM