#Capitals
The Capitals' remix jerseys being leaked by a guy wearing one to the Capitals game today is hilarious
November 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The Capitals placed defenseman Dylan McIlrath on NHL waivers.
Dylan McIlrath placed on NHL waivers by Capitals
The Washington Capitals placed defenseman Dylan McIlrath on NHL waivers on Sunday. The Capitals waived McIlrath after acquiring goaltender Remi Poirier from…
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November 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Fraser Nelson says the protests in European capitals are about immigration and integration.

Ed Davey corrects him, "Protests in France or Germany, and even those outside Europe, they're connected to the cost of living"
November 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Capitals trade a draft pick to the Devils for goaltender Rémi Poirier.
Capitals trade draft pick to Devils for goaltender Rémi Poirier
The Washington Capitals announced a move for a depth goaltender on Sunday morning. The Capitals dealt a 2027 seventh-round draft pick to…
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November 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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The Capitals returned to practice at MedStar Capitals Iceplex on Monday ahead of hosting the Dallas Stars.

Here's all you need to know about the skate, including injury updates on three defensemen, the practice debut of Remi Poirier, and reactions to the Hometown Remix jerseys.
Capitals practice updates: Injury updates on three defenders, Remi Poirier’s first skate, and reaction to Hometown Remix jerseys
The Washington Capitals returned to the ice for practice at MedStar Capitals Iceplex after falling to the Minnesota Wild on Sunday afternoon.…
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November 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Capitals to wear new Hometown Remix jerseys at 11 home games during the 2026-27 season
Capitals to wear new Hometown Remix jerseys at 11 home games during 2026-27 season
The Washington Capitals rolled out their new Hometown Remix jerseys on Monday morning. Alongside the full drop from Fanatics, which will bring…
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November 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I hate the Washington Capitals too.
November 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Capitals fan appears to wear unreleased Hometown Remix jersey to Wild game in photos shared on social media russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/11/01/c...
Capitals fan appears to wear unreleased Hometown Remix jersey to Wild game in photos shared on social media
The Washington Capitals' new Hometown Remix jersey may have been revealed in one of the strangest ways imaginable: a fan apparently wearing…
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November 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Goalie Remo Poirier warming up for practice after the Capitals acquired him from the Devils yesterday
November 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The Capitals couldn't find a way back into a tough loss to the Wild.
Capitals can’t climb out of early hole and get conned by poor officiating: numbers for the morning after
Wild at Capitals advanced stats breakdown. Chris Cerullo delivers Numbers for the Morning After, analyzing Expected Goals (xG), shot attempts (Corsi), ice time, and more.
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November 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Capitals announce they have loaned defenseman Dylan McIlrath to Hershey (AHL) after he cleared waivers today
November 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The Capitals' new Hometown Remix jerseys have officially dropped, bringing back the Capitol Dome logo and Screaming Eagle shoulder patches.

We've rounded up prices, player jerseys, and links to the entire merch collection.
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Washington Capitals unveil new NHL Hometown Remix jerseys: Here’s where to buy them and see the full merch drop
After weeks of teasers, leaks, and one particularly bizarre appearance by a fan at Capital One Arena, the Washington Capitals have officially…
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November 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Final:
Wild 5
Capitals 1
November 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Capitals' jersey selection for this afternoon's game vs. the Wild.
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November 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Update on my science experiment:
Sober 83%
After half a cocktail 81%
(This is on the World Capitals Quiz.)
🤣
I might spend the afternoon doing online geography quizzes.
I might have a cocktail at some point.
A good opportunity for research.
Will the cocktail improve my quiz performance?
I'm pretty sure I know the answer 😄
October 31, 2026 at 8:25 AM
From childhood memories to marble confusion, Capitals players shared their thoughts on the team's new Hometown Remix jerseys.

Tom Wilson even had a full-circle moment involving an old Alex Ovechkin sweater.
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Capitals react to new Hometown Remix jerseys, from childhood memories to marble confusion
The Washington Capitals unveiled their Hometown Remix jersey on Monday, giving players — some of whom had already worn or seen the…
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November 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
In today’s edition of “f*ck right off Kushner & Witkoff”

The worst buddy comedy in history

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November 2, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Sourdif scores on a deflection with 4.9 left in 2nd to get Capitals within 2-1.
November 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The #NJDevils now have $974,339 in current cap space.

Devils Trade Goalie Rémi Poirier to Capitals for Seventh-Round Pick
Devils Trade Goalie Rémi Poirier to Capitals for Seventh-Round Pick
The Devils trade goalie Rémi Poirier to the Capitals for Washington's 2027 seventh-round pick, leaving Connor Hellebuyck & Jake Allen in net.
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November 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Red Wings assistant GM Kris Draper attended the Capitals' game in DC on Wednesday.

He again appeared on the press box seating chart on Sunday amid Dylan Larkin trade rumors.
Red Wings assistant GM Kris Draper attended Capitals game Wednesday, listed again Sunday amid Dylan Larkin trade rumors
The Washington Capitals had an interesting name listed on their press box seating chart at Capital One Arena on Sunday. Detroit Red…
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November 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I promise you, this one is going to go to the moon. I just need some start up capitals
November 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The Capitals will face more Central Division opposition with the Stars in town on Tuesday night.

Here's what you need to know about the Caps heading into the game, including some lineup news and Spencer Carbery's thoughts on facing Dallas.
Capitals morning skate: Timothy Liljegren good to go, projected lineups, and why the Stars wil be ‘another good test’
The Washington Capitals return to home ice Tuesday night to host the Dallas Stars for their lone visit to Capital One Arena this season. Washington…
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November 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Rasmus Sandin (ACL surgery) in a non-contact jersey again today doing skills work ahead of the Capitals practice.
November 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM