#CaptainSunshine
Our local MI District 7 #CaptainSunshine tom barrett did a zoom town hall (where he could muzzle people, natch) It blew up in his face b/c even with carefully vetted questioners, they still asked questions he could or would not answer. "oopsie"
March 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
63,000 Medicaid recipients in MI District-7, GOP implanted hedgehog hair #captainsunshine Tom Barrett only won his seat by ~16,700.
March 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
2,200 Guard troops pulled from states like Louisiana to do trash duty in D.C. Maybe you can send a few to mow my dad’s lawn too, #CaptainSunshine. What a cowardly waste of our #military.
August 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just got done calling my various and sundry so-called #congress persons. I hope they get tired of my name and my voice. B/c then that means I'm doing it right. Welp, time to go send another insulting note to #captainsunshine. I feel the sunshine needs more protecting and he needs to get to it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No thank YOU because holy shit you nailed it!! 😍😍😍 🤣🤣#superhero #captainsunshine #hopecore
Victory for Captain Sunshine!
Fullrender for @mccanimal.bsky.social
Thank you so much!
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I am so fucking livid. I got a "reply" if you can call it that from #CaptainSunshine, the #GOP rep from district 7 in #Michigan. It's just lies, lies, lies all the way down. MEANWHILE he's protecting sunshine, bc ....who the fuck knows why. He needs to go. Utterly useless spineless weasle in a suit.
March 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So late musing about why the hell are the republicans such ugly beasts? Pete Hegseth...cringe. #captainsunshine, Mi 7th district's rep Tom Barrett, dude so looks like he has a hedgehog implanted on top of his weirdly shaped head. Vance's perma-eyeliner. I guess mirrors don't work with vampires.
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
o, I am so with you on this. My morning ritual these days are, brush teeth, drink a big glass of water, walk around on the back deck a little, and then come in and send off another round of scathing emails and do my voicemails. I am sure #CaptainSunshine and his white boy crew live for my calls.
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sample dialogue from #TheVentureBros.:
[THE PEDERAST CAPTAIN SUNSHINE (AS HIS ALTER EGO CHUCK SCARSDALE, A NEWS REPORTER) HAS JUST CRASHED A HELICOPTER]
#CaptainSunshine: “WONDERBOY! I’M COMING!”
#DoctorVenture: “Shit! It’s Chuck Scarsdale! Hide, or we’re gonna be on the news!” Ⓐ
September 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
#CaptainSunshine #TomBarrett is busily bald-faced lying to his constituents in #mi-07. It's not working, but the poor dear is pretending to be political daddy to mansplain the "complicated politics" behind the gov't shutdown. I guess that's important work to closeted Mike Johnson.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
They absolutely do. I am so over my lying rep #captainsunshine tom barrett. If I were wealthy, i'd be funding attack memes against him.
August 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Patriotism isn’t waving a flag while a demented president sends our own military against Americans. It’s saying NO. But #CaptainSunshine #tombarrett #mi07 is too busy shielding predators by blocking the Epstein files. We see you, Tom. More of us than you. And we will bring down your golden idol.
August 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I absolutely loathe and despise our GOP rep #CaptainSunshine, aka, Tom Barrett. He's a vet, mealymouthing how he "objects" to the undignified way that veterans are being fired. YOU FUCKING TOOL TOM. Get ENRAGED that the Vets are BEING FIRED!!! Not HOW your orange overlord is doing it!
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Is this like...the new look for incel twats? b/c #captainsunshine GOP Tom Barrett also sports this "implanted hedgehog (headghog?) on the scalp look. It is not attractive.
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I didn't attend b/c I knew we'd be muzzled. But you know I am ripping him new assholes right left and center sometimes, 2-3 times a day. #captainsunshine, protecting sunshine for....who knows what.
March 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
rofl thank you for that laugh, really. MEANWHILE #Captainsunshine Tom Barrett is fighting to protect Sunshine. Seriously. Not Social Security. Not the #veterans he's supposedly all up on. #Sunshine.
March 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ask #CaptainSunshine #TOmBarrett. he's fighting to protect YOUR #sunshine. So he says, while ofc, social security is being gutted.
March 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM