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November 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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November 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Despite valiant efforts, space shuttles were never successfully bred in captivity.
November 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Despite valiant efforts, space shuttles were never successfully bred in captivity.
the last star wars episode i vending machine is free from captivity. the galaxy is at peace.
Return of the Pop: Pittsburgh's Iconic Star Wars Vending Machine has been returned
https://www.wtae.com/article/pittsburgh-star-wars-vending-machine-returned/74386625
https://www.wtae.com/article/pittsburgh-star-wars-vending-machine-returned/74386625
November 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
the last star wars episode i vending machine is free from captivity. the galaxy is at peace.
"I went to the Zoo and there was a baguette in a cage."
"The Keeper said it was Bread in captivity."
"The Keeper said it was Bread in captivity."
November 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
"I went to the Zoo and there was a baguette in a cage."
"The Keeper said it was Bread in captivity."
"The Keeper said it was Bread in captivity."
guys this is me
November 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
guys this is me
Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game
Full details on the case:
Full details on the case:
Missing teen rescued after 500 days in captivity after asking for help in Among Us
Missing teen rescued after 500 days in captivity after asking for help in Among Us
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November 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game
Full details on the case:
Full details on the case:
Coming home after russian captivity~
November 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Coming home after russian captivity~
30 years in unending captivity for Russia’s ‘Ukrainian saboteur’ show trial
khpg.org/en/1608816204
khpg.org/en/1608816204
30 years in unending captivity for Russia’s ‘Ukrainian saboteur’ show trial
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that Russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied Crimea
khpg.org
November 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
30 years in unending captivity for Russia’s ‘Ukrainian saboteur’ show trial
khpg.org/en/1608816204
khpg.org/en/1608816204
Glasses and clipboard Krysta or creachur that escaped captivity?
November 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Glasses and clipboard Krysta or creachur that escaped captivity?
And many more, including those who were deported/ separated from family, those who died in captivity, those STILL in captivity, and
Keith Porter Jr🌹
Keith Porter Jr🌹
November 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
And many more, including those who were deported/ separated from family, those who died in captivity, those STILL in captivity, and
Keith Porter Jr🌹
Keith Porter Jr🌹
The elephant in the room: Ethical questions about animals in captivity.
Hawaiʻi Supreme Court Weighs Who Is Worthy Of Freedom From Captivity
The elephant in the room: Ethical questions about animals in captivity.
www.civilbeat.org
November 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The elephant in the room: Ethical questions about animals in captivity.
Free the Jen from captivity. 😁
November 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Free the Jen from captivity. 😁
I cry for the gorilla being in captivity.
November 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I cry for the gorilla being in captivity.
If these talks help bring Ukrainians home from the hell of russian captivity, it's worth "talking".
But Europe, Ukraine's only real supporter so far, must not mistake any of this for progress towards peace.
The only path to lasting peace is crushing russia's war machine.
#makerussiasmallagain
But Europe, Ukraine's only real supporter so far, must not mistake any of this for progress towards peace.
The only path to lasting peace is crushing russia's war machine.
#makerussiasmallagain
November 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If these talks help bring Ukrainians home from the hell of russian captivity, it's worth "talking".
But Europe, Ukraine's only real supporter so far, must not mistake any of this for progress towards peace.
The only path to lasting peace is crushing russia's war machine.
#makerussiasmallagain
But Europe, Ukraine's only real supporter so far, must not mistake any of this for progress towards peace.
The only path to lasting peace is crushing russia's war machine.
#makerussiasmallagain
Red-crowned Crane 1.5m
Filmed at Zhalong National Nature Reserve in China
Diet aquatic animals, insects, berries
Pairs Mate for life
lifespan up to 40 years wild 60 year in captivity
parents take turn incubating 34days
Precocial chicks walk and feed themselves
parents protect them for 3 months
Filmed at Zhalong National Nature Reserve in China
Diet aquatic animals, insects, berries
Pairs Mate for life
lifespan up to 40 years wild 60 year in captivity
parents take turn incubating 34days
Precocial chicks walk and feed themselves
parents protect them for 3 months
November 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Red-crowned Crane 1.5m
Filmed at Zhalong National Nature Reserve in China
Diet aquatic animals, insects, berries
Pairs Mate for life
lifespan up to 40 years wild 60 year in captivity
parents take turn incubating 34days
Precocial chicks walk and feed themselves
parents protect them for 3 months
Filmed at Zhalong National Nature Reserve in China
Diet aquatic animals, insects, berries
Pairs Mate for life
lifespan up to 40 years wild 60 year in captivity
parents take turn incubating 34days
Precocial chicks walk and feed themselves
parents protect them for 3 months
Decided to return to Bluesky since Twitter is nothing but rage bait these days, and what better way than to show off my weight loss!
After captivity, I went from 100kg to 155kg (at 6ft tall). I'm now down to 110kg, having lost 45kg (99lbs/7 stone)! Just 10kg to go!
After captivity, I went from 100kg to 155kg (at 6ft tall). I'm now down to 110kg, having lost 45kg (99lbs/7 stone)! Just 10kg to go!
November 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Decided to return to Bluesky since Twitter is nothing but rage bait these days, and what better way than to show off my weight loss!
After captivity, I went from 100kg to 155kg (at 6ft tall). I'm now down to 110kg, having lost 45kg (99lbs/7 stone)! Just 10kg to go!
After captivity, I went from 100kg to 155kg (at 6ft tall). I'm now down to 110kg, having lost 45kg (99lbs/7 stone)! Just 10kg to go!
Showing off even while in captivity, what a queen💅🥰😄
November 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Showing off even while in captivity, what a queen💅🥰😄
The Last Metroid is in Captivity
November 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The Last Metroid is in Captivity
30 years in unending captivity for russia's 'Ukrainian saboteur' show trial
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied #Crimea
khpg.org/en/1608816204
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied #Crimea
khpg.org/en/1608816204
30 years in unending captivity for Russia’s ‘Ukrainian saboteur’ show trial
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that Russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied Crimea
khpg.org
November 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
30 years in unending captivity for russia's 'Ukrainian saboteur' show trial
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied #Crimea
khpg.org/en/1608816204
Three friends with a shared Ukrainian naval background - all that russia needed to fabricate its 'shoddiest' known 'saboteur plot' in occupied #Crimea
khpg.org/en/1608816204
I recommend bear traps...but specifically those like this (where we release a bear into their general vicinity).
Grizzly Bear Attack
Alt: A bear released from captivity immediately attacks the camera filming them.
static.klipy.com
November 9, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I recommend bear traps...but specifically those like this (where we release a bear into their general vicinity).
Is this a captivity photo? Cornyn has that stare.
November 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Is this a captivity photo? Cornyn has that stare.
🎶Honky-tonk, boot-scootin' Avignonese Captivity🎶
NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president.
“The Global Capital of Protestantism” — Peter Thiel Recruits Nashville Against Pope Leo XIV
In a secretly recorded lecture, JD Vance’s top donor called the Catholic Church a dubious ally and told Nashville to fight. Fifteen days later, Catholics swung 21 points and voters sided with Rome.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
🎶Honky-tonk, boot-scootin' Avignonese Captivity🎶
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