I spend it fucking your dad with my commie girlcock. Smash your head in a cardoor, it'll improve your posting.
May 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I spend it fucking your dad with my commie girlcock. Smash your head in a cardoor, it'll improve your posting.
This little guy was right outside my car door
As to not bother him did I
Crawl over and get out the other door
Crawl through to the back and get out
Or
Wait till he left?
As to not bother him did I
Crawl over and get out the other door
Crawl through to the back and get out
Or
Wait till he left?
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This little guy was right outside my car door
As to not bother him did I
Crawl over and get out the other door
Crawl through to the back and get out
Or
Wait till he left?
As to not bother him did I
Crawl over and get out the other door
Crawl through to the back and get out
Or
Wait till he left?
<immediately after accidentally slamming my finger in a car door> young men hauve trouble withh cardoor,,
March 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
<immediately after accidentally slamming my finger in a car door> young men hauve trouble withh cardoor,,
on my man door shit. in my hand hook era. getting a little cardoor pilled
July 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
on my man door shit. in my hand hook era. getting a little cardoor pilled
"Hail to thee, Thane of Cardoor!"
September 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"Hail to thee, Thane of Cardoor!"
General Cardoor of the Garage Wars Dungeon
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
General Cardoor of the Garage Wars Dungeon
March 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
capitalism, especially in modernity, is all about looking at something good people are doing and saying "heh, well, check this out~" and then slamming your dick in the cardoor as many times and as hard as possible before you run out of money
September 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
capitalism, especially in modernity, is all about looking at something good people are doing and saying "heh, well, check this out~" and then slamming your dick in the cardoor as many times and as hard as possible before you run out of money
In 2025 Ladies, please make sure you lock the cardoor once you are in the vehicle.
Take my foolish advice and secure yourselves in every situation possible.
Take my foolish advice and secure yourselves in every situation possible.
May 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In 2025 Ladies, please make sure you lock the cardoor once you are in the vehicle.
Take my foolish advice and secure yourselves in every situation possible.
Take my foolish advice and secure yourselves in every situation possible.
I closed my penier in the cardoor
January 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I closed my penier in the cardoor
another amazing penis-cardoor gambit from lord mumsk
April 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
another amazing penis-cardoor gambit from lord mumsk
i mean i still like looking how others draw pretty aliens with pretty pps........... but its only aesthetic appeal
pretty but I cant jerk my peanith to it
cant slam it in cardoor either
pretty but I cant jerk my peanith to it
cant slam it in cardoor either
April 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i mean i still like looking how others draw pretty aliens with pretty pps........... but its only aesthetic appeal
pretty but I cant jerk my peanith to it
cant slam it in cardoor either
pretty but I cant jerk my peanith to it
cant slam it in cardoor either
I miss playing with cardoor ashtrays
without using numbers, how old are you?
i'll go first: i can sing the preamble to the constitution
i'll go first: i can sing the preamble to the constitution
May 21, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I miss playing with cardoor ashtrays
Mandoor handhook cardoor
March 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Mandoor handhook cardoor
mandoor handhook cardoor
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
mandoor handhook cardoor
Hand hook cardoor
September 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Hand hook cardoor
who up slammin their penis in the cardoor?
July 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
who up slammin their penis in the cardoor?
Going through the drive thru holding onto my cardoor window like kilroy and pleading with my eyes 🥺
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Going through the drive thru holding onto my cardoor window like kilroy and pleading with my eyes 🥺
I’m not saying you can mix very hot peppers with rubbing alcohol, leave overnight, drain through a fine sieve, put in a old perfume bottle, and covertly spray on their cardoor handles so the alcohol can quickly evaporate. Because that would be extremely mean, esp if they go take a piss.
August 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m not saying you can mix very hot peppers with rubbing alcohol, leave overnight, drain through a fine sieve, put in a old perfume bottle, and covertly spray on their cardoor handles so the alcohol can quickly evaporate. Because that would be extremely mean, esp if they go take a piss.
CarDoor -> DoorStop
November 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
CarDoor -> DoorStop
lmao rude
Reminds me of the time I got banned for telling entitled incels to go slam their tiny cocks in a Hot Wheels cardoor if they felt they had any right to women's bodies
Reminds me of the time I got banned for telling entitled incels to go slam their tiny cocks in a Hot Wheels cardoor if they felt they had any right to women's bodies
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
lmao rude
Reminds me of the time I got banned for telling entitled incels to go slam their tiny cocks in a Hot Wheels cardoor if they felt they had any right to women's bodies
Reminds me of the time I got banned for telling entitled incels to go slam their tiny cocks in a Hot Wheels cardoor if they felt they had any right to women's bodies
Hand hook cardoor
March 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hand hook cardoor
yeah. turn off social security.
there’s slamming your own dick in a cardoor
and there’s turning off social security
y’know who looooooove their social security checks?
rich motherfuckers who don’t need them
there’s slamming your own dick in a cardoor
and there’s turning off social security
y’know who looooooove their social security checks?
rich motherfuckers who don’t need them
January 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
yeah. turn off social security.
there’s slamming your own dick in a cardoor
and there’s turning off social security
y’know who looooooove their social security checks?
rich motherfuckers who don’t need them
there’s slamming your own dick in a cardoor
and there’s turning off social security
y’know who looooooove their social security checks?
rich motherfuckers who don’t need them
Like estrogen is a fucking nightmare for me. If i ever have another physical period/menstrual cycle ever again, I'd commit dick in cardoor. Like the mad depression and pain that's now GONE because T SAVED ME from bleeding out every month irregularly.
Happy Boypussy Thursday 🏳️⚧️🎉
Happy Boypussy Thursday 🏳️⚧️🎉
April 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Like estrogen is a fucking nightmare for me. If i ever have another physical period/menstrual cycle ever again, I'd commit dick in cardoor. Like the mad depression and pain that's now GONE because T SAVED ME from bleeding out every month irregularly.
Happy Boypussy Thursday 🏳️⚧️🎉
Happy Boypussy Thursday 🏳️⚧️🎉