#Cardiologist
July 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare.

In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
September 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
sorry, trader joe's chocolate-covered pistachios. my cardiologist says you're illegal
June 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“the cardiologist special”
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
[ first day as a cardiologist ]

Is this your card?
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This beautiful and brave boi went to the cardiologist today for his checkup and was very good indeed.x
November 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Please can someone call the burns unit?
🔥🔥🔥🔥
September 24, 2026 at 7:56 AM
My 401k should be monitored by a cardiologist.” 🫀
May 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Submitted my monthly food diary to my cardiologist like the good boy I am.

My cardiologist.
April 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Prominent Cardiologist on CNN Urges Americans to ‘Not Trust’ U.S. Health Dept Leadership on Vaccines
www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Prominent Cardiologist on CNN Urges Americans to ‘Not Trust’ U.S. Health Dept Leadership on Vaccines
A prominent cardiologist warned Americans not to trust health guidance under HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.mediaite.com
September 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hold on I’m on the phone with my cardiologist
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Off to see the wizard... Or my cardiologist 🤷🏻‍♂️
May 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you’re 16 you get your heart checked out regularly by your favorite cardiologist. All good for me this time!
~~Trouble.
March 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Firing a labor statistician for giving a weak jobs report is like firing your cardiologist because you have high cholesterol.
August 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
your extremely rude cardiologist: fix your heart or die
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A CARDIOLOGIST?!!! MY GOD!
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The cardiologist told me to reduce stress to lower my blood pressure and I'm like "I'm transgender in America in 2026"
I don't know about anyone else but when physicians tell you to "reduce stress" in your life (literally every health condition I have is impacted by stress) I want them to tell me how, because taking public transit isn't reducing my stress.

Source: Mayo Clinic
April 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My cardiologist advertises his practice as “For The Faint Of Heart”
September 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I will only see my cardiologist as needed, going forward! 😊
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
know she too behaves at the vet. Check up with her cardiologist. She's looking great, especially for a 14 year old. Yay!
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
According to this announcement, the Oregon national guard will go on a year deployment to deal with the nonexistent emergency at the border. A friend tells me that one guardsman is a Medford cardiologist. There’s a one year wait to see a cardiologist there. www.nationalguard.mil/News/Article...
www.nationalguard.mil
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My cardiologist be like.
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM