#Cardioversion
Today it’s “joke manager cardioversion” instead of “general manager of a car dealership”.
AI changed my patients statement from “I’m a Gulf War Veteran” to “patient is a golf veteran.”
Man Says Exactly The Same
ALT: Man Says Exactly The Same
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September 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Get this: Coffee suppressed atrial fibrillation!
Unexpected results for recurrence from a randomized trial in participants after cardioversion from AF
#AHA25 @jama.com
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me, hospitalized for cardioversion, this week. Thank gawd it now seems I did NOT go home with airborne nosocomial infection on top of my already chancy bad heart. 10% death rate if I had, on top of whatever chance of stroke, death etc emergency cardioversion gives me/saves me from.
March 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Scheduled to have a cardioversion at 6:30 AM
Spending my Easter in the cardiac unit at the hospital with Afib. Trying a different medicine for my heart rhythm
May be doing a cardio version in the morning
April 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
El miércoles es mi cumpleaños.
El martes me hacen una cardioversión. Si. Estoy cagá.
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Getting together with Dad, yay!

Having him casually mention that he has an appointment this week for “another” cardioversion, excuse me what?
March 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Aunt seems to have come through cardioversion well - high as a kite on the anaesthetic still & has verbal diarrhoea but heart rhythm normal & she feels great!
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Cardioversion.
Again.
Deep, throbbing joy.
September 18, 2024 at 5:44 AM
9/ Experts told us that cardioversion, the procedure Ciji hoped to receive, is safe during pregnancy.

More than a dozen specialists we talked to said they would’ve immediately admitted Ciji to a hospital to get her heart rhythm under control.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Cardioversion
April 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Aunt’s cardioversion tomorrow

An early start to get there for 8am

She’s not worried about the procedure but that it might not work 😬
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Breiquin:
Me han hecho la cardioversión y han conseguido parar la taquicardia.
Lo malo es que han visto que la patata no tiene suficiente fuerza.
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Well, not hugely repossessed by the cardiologist. Seems pretty blasé about meds to reduce aunt’s heart rate & send her home with the another discussion about a 2nd cardioversion or ablation. He’s off having a chat with the top guy (who did the cardioversion). I am VERY unhappy 🫥🫥🫥
October 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I’m going in for a cardioversion tomorrow morning. I’m going to ask the doc if he can set the machine to shock me back to 2021.
January 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lo veo: durante la cardioversión eléctrica sincronizada se me olvida quitarme el reloj y comienzo a viajar en el tiempo.
April 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
to receive a cardioversion procedure.

Overwhelmed
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The difference in aunt since her cardioversion yesterday has been astounding

3 months of breathlessness, hardly being able to move around, nausea etc - then suddenly! A walk, a bit of shopping, eating well, feeling…like herself

Wonderful

(We know the afib may/will recur)
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So I just wanna say that I lost whatever shred of hope for humanity I had left the other day.

I was waiting in the hospital for my mom's cardioversion and valve stent, and they had a lil phone in the patient room for updates on the procedure

it rang...and it was an AI telemarketer, multiple times
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Next cardioversion, I'm gonna say "200 units of heart energy please"

(The energy is joules, Naomi)
May 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m going in for a cardioversion tomorrow morning. I’m going to ask the doc if he can set the machine to shock me back to 2021.
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ah, it’s #MSFriday

I can relax a little now that a dear aunt has, after 3 months of hellish atrial fibrillation problems, had a cardioversion procedure today, which has worked (for now)

Suddenly, I feel all my muscles have become unstrung & unanchored. A release from stress, I guess
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There are some things cardioversion can't buy. For everything else, there's Adenocard.
May 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Recent Onset AF Cardioversion:
- Amiodarone: Success rate 60-65%, delayed onset
- Procainamide: Success rate 60-65%, works (or doesn’t) in ~ 60 min
- Electricity: 95-97% success rate, immediate, no side effects

#MedSky #EMIMCC
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AF Cardioversion #criticalcare #emergencymedicine #resuscitation #cardiology
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
broke: electrical cardioversion
woke: carotid sinus massage
bespoke: prostate massage
January 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mañana me hacen una cardioversión eléctrica sincronizada para restaurar el ritmo de la papa. Es algo parecido a la desfibrilación (lo del chispazo) la diferencia es que se
hace con una maquinita que controla los latidos por minuto correctos y que te tienen anestesiado.
Dura de 15' a 30'.
April 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM