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Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

Im at the #CarlisleUtd game
We've had 400 chances to their 1
We're 1-0 up
Finance tip
Sell your house and back Southend..we always flog these games

September 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

everything sucks
#CarlisleUtd #ConferanceLeague #SackHughesNow

May 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM

DCharlie

@dcharlie.bsky.social

Oh dear #carlisleutd

:/

May 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

The ref at the Braintree Vs #CarlisleUtd game

a cartoon character says " my glasses ! i can t see without my glasses "

ALT: a cartoon character says " my glasses ! i can t see without my glasses "

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March 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

It's #ValentinesDay
Time to treat the better half to #ForestGreen Vs #CarlisleUtd

a penguin is holding a bouquet of red roses and a heart with the words be my valentine behind him

ALT: a penguin is holding a bouquet of red roses and a heart with the words be my valentine behind him

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February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EnglandNationalLeague #CarlisleUtdMorecambe

Probable Scores = 2:0, 2:1

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -1.5 AH against #Morecambe? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ https://live.jixy.gg/match/202181822 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EnglandNationalLeague #CarlisleUtdMorecambe

Probable Scores = 2:0, 2:1

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -1.5 AH against #Morecambe? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ https://live.jixy.gg/match/202181822 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EnglandNationalLeague #CarlisleUtdMorecambe

Probable Scores = 2:0, 2:1

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -1.5 AH against #Morecambe? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ https://live.jixy.gg 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

⚠ Overrate Warning ⚠

#EmiratesFACup #BlackpoolCarlisleUtd

Probable Scores = 1:1, 2:1

Can #Blackpool #UTMP beat -0.5 AH against #CarlisleUtd 🤔?

Free test open for new AI picks @ https://live.jixy.gg/match/451969820 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM

halfordslane79.bsky.social

@halfordslane79.bsky.social

@cumbria1980.bsky.social Are you pleased with #ThePiatak 🇺🇸 family owning your team #CarlisleUTD ??

October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

#CarlisleUtd
Gutless
Clueless
Hopeless

September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EnglandC #WealdstoneCarlisleUtd

Probable Scores = 1:1, 1:2

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -0.5 AH against #Wealdstone? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ https://live.jixy.gg/match/347871827 🎉✨

AI Pick: Under 2.75

#FootballTips

August 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

#CarlisleUtd are relegated today barring a miracle
No big deal in the great scheme ...but incredibly sad and just..wrong
Naive owners who picked a hopeless manager coz he did a good PowerPoint presentation
A £2000,000 wage bill to be the second worst team in the football league
An awful day 🙁

April 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EFL #LeagueTwo #LeagueTwo #BarrowCarlisleUtd

Probable Scores = 1:0, 1:1

Can #Barrow beat -0.25 AH against #CarlisleUtd? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ http://test.soqa.ai 🎉✨

#FootballTips

February 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EFL #LeagueTwo #LeagueTwo #BarrowCarlisleUtd

Probable Scores = 1:0, 1:1

Can #Barrow beat -0.25 AH against #CarlisleUtd? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ http://test.soqa.ai 🎉✨

AI HDC Pick: #CarlisleUtd +0.25

#FootballTips

February 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

45 minutes of nothing much at #CarlisleUtd

February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM

Bill

@billpensioner.bsky.social

Oh crap...it's matchday #CarlisleUtd

a man standing in a living room wearing nike shoes

ALT: a man standing in a living room wearing nike shoes

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February 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

🚨 Upset Alert 🚨

#EFL #LeagueTwo #LeagueTwo #CarlisleUtdAccringtonS

Probable Scores = 1:1, 0:1

Can #AccringtonS beat #CarlisleUtd? 🤔

Free test open for new AI picks @ http://test.soqa.ai 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 29, 2024 at 11:22 AM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

⚠ Overrate Warning ⚠

#EFL #LeagueTwo #LeagueTwo #CarlisleUtdMorecambe

Probable Scores = 1:1, 1:0

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -0.75 AH against #Morecambe 🤔?

Free test open for new AI picks @ http://test.soqa.ai 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM

JIXY

@jixy.gg

⚠ Overrate Warning ⚠

#EFL #LeagueTwo #LeagueTwo #CarlisleUtdMorecambe

Probable Scores = 1:1, 1:0

Can #CarlisleUtd beat -0.75 AH against #Morecambe 🤔?

Free test open for new AI picks @ http://test.soqa.ai 🎉✨

#FootballTips

December 26, 2024 at 1:55 PM

Scottish Football Cards

@scotsfootycards.bsky.social

#StanTernent #CarlisleUtd #Shoot! 1969-10-25

December 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM

BB

@bluebolero.bsky.social

R always meant Rothmans for me! Not the smoking kind but our family's alternatives to Annuals. I would pore away over football facts after opening my new Christmas tome. Oh for the heady days of the 80s: no internet and Div 3 football #CarlisleUtd