Bring back shag carpeting but only in bathrooms and kitchens
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Bring back shag carpeting but only in bathrooms and kitchens
i have the attention span of Las Vegas casino carpeting
November 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i have the attention span of Las Vegas casino carpeting
Putting burnt orange shag carpeting on my cave walls
November 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Putting burnt orange shag carpeting on my cave walls
November 7, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I want the carpeting back in my spaceships!
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I want the carpeting back in my spaceships!
The toilet seat cover doesn't match the bathroom carpeting
November 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The toilet seat cover doesn't match the bathroom carpeting
OooBoy! ACL injury in his future from slick flooring! Get that boy traction booties or carpeting! Please.
November 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
OooBoy! ACL injury in his future from slick flooring! Get that boy traction booties or carpeting! Please.
Better my robe catching it than my white carpeting. ☺️
November 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Better my robe catching it than my white carpeting. ☺️
Washington Commanders locker room carpet, 1977
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Washington Commanders locker room carpet, 1977
He's carpeting the bathrooms and leaking piss everywhere. It's full of black mold.
November 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
He's carpeting the bathrooms and leaking piss everywhere. It's full of black mold.
I'm honestly surprised there's no wall to wall red velvet carpeting and overflowing ashtrays in every room.
November 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I'm honestly surprised there's no wall to wall red velvet carpeting and overflowing ashtrays in every room.
1956: Home Furnishings, Flooring and Textiles from Littlewoods
(+Tufted Pile Carpeting; Jute Brussels Body Carpet; and Heathercord Body Carpet)
(+Tufted Pile Carpeting; Jute Brussels Body Carpet; and Heathercord Body Carpet)
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
1956: Home Furnishings, Flooring and Textiles from Littlewoods
(+Tufted Pile Carpeting; Jute Brussels Body Carpet; and Heathercord Body Carpet)
(+Tufted Pile Carpeting; Jute Brussels Body Carpet; and Heathercord Body Carpet)
As a kid, I built a three story carboard condo tower for my GI Joes.
It had red shag carpeting and an 8 burner stainless steel range (actually a GI Joe radar thingamajig, but a gay boy can dream).
It had red shag carpeting and an 8 burner stainless steel range (actually a GI Joe radar thingamajig, but a gay boy can dream).
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
As a kid, I built a three story carboard condo tower for my GI Joes.
It had red shag carpeting and an 8 burner stainless steel range (actually a GI Joe radar thingamajig, but a gay boy can dream).
It had red shag carpeting and an 8 burner stainless steel range (actually a GI Joe radar thingamajig, but a gay boy can dream).
Posters? I need upholstery and carpeting
November 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Posters? I need upholstery and carpeting
Think of how much fun I could have decorating the inside of this bad boy. For starters, I would have to do the interior with shag carpeting. Definitely a beer fridge and an awesome stereo with like at least 10 speakers. #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Think of how much fun I could have decorating the inside of this bad boy. For starters, I would have to do the interior with shag carpeting. Definitely a beer fridge and an awesome stereo with like at least 10 speakers. #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐
all i can think abt is turning all data centers into big ass roller rinks with the cosmic carpeting and everything
November 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
all i can think abt is turning all data centers into big ass roller rinks with the cosmic carpeting and everything
And then there is my mom, who has carpeting in the kids (now guest/grandkids) bathroom.
I mean the entire thing…
I mean the entire thing…
November 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
And then there is my mom, who has carpeting in the kids (now guest/grandkids) bathroom.
I mean the entire thing…
I mean the entire thing…
China's solar push reshapes traditional ways of life on Tibet's high plateau reut.rs/4ip2DKb
China's solar push reshapes traditional ways of life on Tibet's high plateau
Life has become unexpectedly easier and more lucrative for some shepherds on the world's highest plateau, after China began carpeting the area with solar panels in a drive to diversify its energy mix.
reut.rs
November 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
China's solar push reshapes traditional ways of life on Tibet's high plateau reut.rs/4ip2DKb
Google thinks schools and children (all of them) need Google.
We need to smack G on its snout & stop it from pooping on the carpeting.
We need to smack G on its snout & stop it from pooping on the carpeting.
US parents and teachers: share your thoughts on Google turning off Search for schools that reject AI
US parents and teachers: share your thoughts on Google turning off Search for schools that reject AI
Google announced that schools restricting AI entirely will lose access to Google Search. What do you think of this?
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Google thinks schools and children (all of them) need Google.
We need to smack G on its snout & stop it from pooping on the carpeting.
We need to smack G on its snout & stop it from pooping on the carpeting.
#HomeMadeMusic
This is probably as close to joyful as I ever got, and it’s also the one I most want to record properly someday.
on.soundcloud.com/OIFoFnhDnNsO...
This is probably as close to joyful as I ever got, and it’s also the one I most want to record properly someday.
on.soundcloud.com/OIFoFnhDnNsO...
November 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
#HomeMadeMusic
This is probably as close to joyful as I ever got, and it’s also the one I most want to record properly someday.
on.soundcloud.com/OIFoFnhDnNsO...
This is probably as close to joyful as I ever got, and it’s also the one I most want to record properly someday.
on.soundcloud.com/OIFoFnhDnNsO...
The venue has wall-to-wall carpeting which really clinches the overall depressed vibe of it all -
November 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The venue has wall-to-wall carpeting which really clinches the overall depressed vibe of it all -
I was going to say, we had that carpeting on our back porch in the 80s. Same shade, too.
November 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I was going to say, we had that carpeting on our back porch in the 80s. Same shade, too.
I read Stranger in a Strange Land in my 20s and threw it across the room. If a book was 70s shag carpeting.
November 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I read Stranger in a Strange Land in my 20s and threw it across the room. If a book was 70s shag carpeting.
My mom made me play with my Manglor Mountain in the garage due to the volcanic slime. In retrospect, I'm not sure what she was trying to protect in the house. The dark chocolate brown carpeting she claims to have always hated?
November 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
My mom made me play with my Manglor Mountain in the garage due to the volcanic slime. In retrospect, I'm not sure what she was trying to protect in the house. The dark chocolate brown carpeting she claims to have always hated?
FUCK RELIGION
Churches are privileged tax free institutions because in return they’re required to aid their communities.
I rarely see that happening.
Even Joel Douchesteen shuttered his doors to ‘the common people’ during a hurricane to protect his carpeting and seating from the sodden crowd.
Churches are privileged tax free institutions because in return they’re required to aid their communities.
I rarely see that happening.
Even Joel Douchesteen shuttered his doors to ‘the common people’ during a hurricane to protect his carpeting and seating from the sodden crowd.
November 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
FUCK RELIGION
Churches are privileged tax free institutions because in return they’re required to aid their communities.
I rarely see that happening.
Even Joel Douchesteen shuttered his doors to ‘the common people’ during a hurricane to protect his carpeting and seating from the sodden crowd.
Churches are privileged tax free institutions because in return they’re required to aid their communities.
I rarely see that happening.
Even Joel Douchesteen shuttered his doors to ‘the common people’ during a hurricane to protect his carpeting and seating from the sodden crowd.