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They made Kent Cigarettes with that!
April 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Sometimes you just gotta wonder...

🪦🐰 #CarrottManor #furryart
April 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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There's a "scared stiff" joke in there somewhere!

🪦🦨 #CarrottManor #furryart
The real horror is the monthly candles bill!
March 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Don't ask why all my cooking tastes like almonds, don't make it weird (its for healthy reasons!)

💙🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
September 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Salt? Pepper? Deathcap mushrooms?

(they're actually called that!) 🍄🍲 #CarrottManor #furryart
May 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I feel called out, this is just like on Tumblr!!!

(I love your pic!) 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 🖥️ 🐇
#CarrottManor #furryart #GuestSqueaking
May 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Normal rabbit date night options

🪦🕯️🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
November 27, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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No clue where brain is taking me with this one!

🪦 🫖 #CarrottManor #furryart
November 5, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Good news: bunny sized Martian bunnies! 💙
Bad news: the heat-ray guns are real!!! 💀

(via Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds - Thunder Child) 🎨🐇
#CarrottManor #furryart #GuestSqueaking
April 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Fun Fact Friday
(they ran outta disinfectant at my place today, also)
⚰️ #CarrottManor #furryart
March 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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>>Ye Aulde Pinned Signpost & Mappe Rabbit Post!<<
(aka this isn't a gallery site so we gotta do our best)
#furryart (general, select "by user")
#CarrottManor 🥕🐇
#GuestSqueaking 🪪🎙️🐁
#VixenTales 🦊 🐾
#MeecesPieces ⌨️🐁
#bunbarians ⚔️🪄🐰
#RabbitMoodMusic 🎼🎶 📻
#CarrottManor 🥕🐇 (Bunny & Rabbit posting) #GuestSqueaking 🪪🎙️🐁 (Guest Dis & Appearances) #VixenTales 🦊 🐾 (If Vixens did it, it would be here IF they did it) #MeecesPieces ⌨️🐁 (Squeaky mouse-oriented stuff!) #bunbarians ⚔️🪄🐰 (It's a mood!) #RabbitMoodMusic 🎼🎶 📻 (Generally music posts if they happen)
May 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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She may be stiff but she's very serious! Can't hear the Ramones song while reading this poster - NO DATE!

🪦 'tis the season! 🦨 #CarrottManor #furryart
October 19, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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For some reason they all just keep running away...

(...just shame they all run out and into the Autobahn highway!) 🚗 🪦🐰 #CarrottManor #furryart
April 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Chased out of the monastery again!

(it just keeps happening!)
🏰 🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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Rule of thumb - one bedsheet in closet, one for the bed, REST in laundry! Otherwise it gets awkward!

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October 4, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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One who has never gotten shitfaced and wrote the Navy Seals Copypasta in Latin can cast the first stone!
...WAIT NOT EVERYBODY ALL AT ONCE-

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Why is the rabbit quacking? Because she's dyslexic!
February 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Note: if you ate those as a kid you had ??? a childhood ???
(quality varies, contains ground hooves, may be eligible for compensation in the state of California, please scream for more information, 2 am - 3:15 am only, open window)
🍳🧅 🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
Personally I liked those, but we had the real-deal pig knuckle broth ones with normal veggies, and you had to remember to spit out pig trotter toebones as you go.
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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What I always wanted to know is how no one ever gets pneumonia in all those scantly clad chick flicks.

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December 29, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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It all might've gone bad, but at least it's not "hiring a yinglet maid" bad yet!
(idea WIPs/prelim pages for #CarrottManor) #furryart #guess_what's_in_the_walls_yep_its_asbestos
September 1, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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*(if green tea tastes like paintstripper and makes your teeth feel fuzzy it means its just about right)

🪦 🫖 #CarrottManor #furryart
November 1, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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"Are you trying to make the cheese alive again?"
"No, that would be silly"
"Oh thank god-"
"Cheeses already *were* alive as they mature, so I'm actually *re-animating* it and teaching it to crave blood so I can make an army and destroy France"

(they know what they did!) ⚗️🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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In (un)Loving Memory of My Local Food Library where
they're STILL selling themed candy from last Halloween.
Is it discounted? No.
Does it sell? Also no b/c expensive.

But at least it expires somewhere mid-August so hopefully they'll get new candy for this years' Halloween!
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If you don't know what a Food Library is - ask your local Death Metal band!
May 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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"Well I'll tattle a tale that is terribly true,
started out as a rumor but suddenly grew.
And it deals with a bun, and a horse, and a ring..."

🕯️🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
"...We'd all be fine if not for that bell And that horse-killing wanker who opened up Hell!"
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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If the beard's holding up via lil' bits of wire behind the ears it means this Santa might not be the genuine article.

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Guess she wont have to feel bad about having the Castle vixens eat the guy after at least.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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"We'll never know what got 'em cursed" - claims local rabbit clearly unrelated to the random accident - "Horrible freak case, could've happened to anybunny."

🪦 Happy Halloween! 🐇 #CarrottManor #furryart
November 1, 2024 at 2:34 AM