🎃👻 A CAR SALESMAN’S WORST HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE…
Customer: “I LOVE THE CAR!” 😍
Me: “LET’S GET YOU APPROVED!” 😈
Customer: “I’m just gonna sleep on it…” 💀
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Customer: “I LOVE THE CAR!” 😍
Me: “LET’S GET YOU APPROVED!” 😈
Customer: “I’m just gonna sleep on it…” 💀
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October 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🎃👻 A CAR SALESMAN’S WORST HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE…
Customer: “I LOVE THE CAR!” 😍
Me: “LET’S GET YOU APPROVED!” 😈
Customer: “I’m just gonna sleep on it…” 💀
THE REAL HORROR STORY. 😂🚗👻
#CarSalesman #Halloween #CarDealer #AndyBoy
Customer: “I LOVE THE CAR!” 😍
Me: “LET’S GET YOU APPROVED!” 😈
Customer: “I’m just gonna sleep on it…” 💀
THE REAL HORROR STORY. 😂🚗👻
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September 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Trans people will always matter. Trans equality will always matter. Queer people will always matter.
Don't let some banal used carsalesman politician make you think otherwise.
You aren't for sacrifice. You will always matter.
Don't let some banal used carsalesman politician make you think otherwise.
You aren't for sacrifice. You will always matter.
September 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Trans people will always matter. Trans equality will always matter. Queer people will always matter.
Don't let some banal used carsalesman politician make you think otherwise.
You aren't for sacrifice. You will always matter.
Don't let some banal used carsalesman politician make you think otherwise.
You aren't for sacrifice. You will always matter.
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September 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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The guy has declined polling wise in the last year steadily and I don't even know why people still gave him attention. Everyone knows who he is. Most people don't like him.
He gives me used carsalesman vibes, and is creepy. No thanks.
He gives me used carsalesman vibes, and is creepy. No thanks.
September 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The guy has declined polling wise in the last year steadily and I don't even know why people still gave him attention. Everyone knows who he is. Most people don't like him.
He gives me used carsalesman vibes, and is creepy. No thanks.
He gives me used carsalesman vibes, and is creepy. No thanks.
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August 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“I’m your salesman. I’ve got the keys, the confidence, to your new vehicle”
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August 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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August 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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No clue what I’m doing. 😂
Doing it anyway. 😎
And apparently… doing it VERY well. 🔥🚗
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Doing it anyway. 😎
And apparently… doing it VERY well. 🔥🚗
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August 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
No clue what I’m doing. 😂
Doing it anyway. 😎
And apparently… doing it VERY well. 🔥🚗
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Doing it anyway. 😎
And apparently… doing it VERY well. 🔥🚗
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Except those people were actually good salesmen. The orange bastard would have just been a bad used carsalesman if it wasn't for rich daddy and a combination of weak republicans and their media apparatus hitting peak right when he was around.
August 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Except those people were actually good salesmen. The orange bastard would have just been a bad used carsalesman if it wasn't for rich daddy and a combination of weak republicans and their media apparatus hitting peak right when he was around.
I'm also going to be honest "researching the history of dolls and why we use them" is just so much better and more ethical work than lots of jobs. You're contributing knowledge about ourselves to humanity. What's the carsalesman contributing?
I actually do not get, at all, the instinct that dolls are not worth studying. It does actually strike me as pretty interesting that we have so consistently throughout history made little people and used them as make belief aides. Why would that be even prima facie contemptible or absurd to study?
well, Craig, we can't all be studying money and bitcoin now can we?
August 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I'm also going to be honest "researching the history of dolls and why we use them" is just so much better and more ethical work than lots of jobs. You're contributing knowledge about ourselves to humanity. What's the carsalesman contributing?
So they aren't dealing with the carsalesman and hoping for no "civil unrest"
August 24, 2026 at 9:21 AM
So they aren't dealing with the carsalesman and hoping for no "civil unrest"
Earl "Madman" Muntz, was a Used carsalesman who invented the "crazy car salesman" style ads, because when TV became a thing he shit his pants knowing it was a cash grab, and I love I'm on this rabbit hole. He died in 1987. lmao.
August 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Earl "Madman" Muntz, was a Used carsalesman who invented the "crazy car salesman" style ads, because when TV became a thing he shit his pants knowing it was a cash grab, and I love I'm on this rabbit hole. He died in 1987. lmao.
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