#Cauldrons
- spend years learning Chinese
- spend some more years learning to read inscriptions on cauldrons
- read inscriptions on cauldrons
- they say “this is my cauldron”
There's a lovely and horrible museum caption in the National Museum of Ireland about a grad student who spent 10 years trying to decipher the runes on an elk horn, only to discover that it says "This is an elk horn."
February 3, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Who up stirrin’ they cauldrons??
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
18/ "Real cauldrons must be earned. Creating them, maintaining them, and bringing them up to standard requires significant effort and resources. Otherwise, the cauldrons somehow deflate, sometimes bursting like bubbles.
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
crockpots are basically just electric cauldrons
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That’s 100% more cauldrons than usual, you guys.
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
September 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Careful of abandoned cauldrons filled with suspicious goop!
Old commission for Sammi
May 27, 2026 at 1:40 AM
They're Here. 🔥
August 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
17/ "And cauldrons aren't a bad thing, in principle. But we shouldn't overdo it and sometimes mistake wishful thinking for reality.
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Ceridwen's Cauldrons.
April 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Crockpots are just witches cauldrons that you can plug in.
February 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
if you think about it crockpots are just witch cauldrons that you can plug in.
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
1/ The Russian Ministry of Defence is being called out by Russian warbloggers for exaggerating claims about Ukrainian troops being surrounded in 'cauldrons'. Multiple such encirclements simply don't exist, says Russian journalist Yuri Kotenok. ⬇️
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
my wife, exasperated: we don’t need cauldrons in the house
August 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
5/ …quite popular in the presentation of information.

"Cauldrons are cooked" by:
— well-connected bloggers;
— ordinary bloggers;
— experts and presenters on numerous TV and radio news programmes;
— contributors to the media.
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Cupernicus, self appointed Marquis of Cauldrons, cups, and vessels of all kinds
July 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Every dragon dreams of piles of gold to hoard over. And some end up indulging in enchanted cauldrons of stew until they become piles of gold in their own way!
For @berylium.bsky.social
September 17, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The twin Olympic cauldrons in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo have been extinguished, signaling the end of the most spread-out Winter Games.
Twin Milan and Cortina Olympic cauldrons are extinguished, signaling the end of Winter Games
The twin Olympic cauldrons in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo have been extinguished, signaling the end of the most spread-out Winter Games.
bit.ly
February 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
thesis on the fractal nature of human communities: all echo chambers are actually seething cauldrons of discord if you zoom in enough

and seething cauldrons are echo chambers if you zoom out enough
March 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
That new edition of the Dungeons and Cauldrons™ rulebook takes ages to finish
October 11, 2023 at 9:55 AM
What do you put in your lesbian cauldron?
October 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
to be fair to my wife, she said ANY MORE cauldrons

But I can’t edit here RIP
August 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Thank you @gvellav.bsky.social for hosting!

I'll share handful of tarot card to see how they look in the scroll view.
June 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
4/ "Our information specialists are turning into cooks. In the 5th year of the implementation of the Special Military Operation, the creation of "cauldrons" on the front, into which enemy units and formations are trapped, and ours surround them, has become…
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM